A line of managers files past a bust of Don Revie.
Patel: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
Nice Guy Brian: Er, no, promotion actually.
Nice Guy Brian: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything wrong and I could lead the club to the Premiership.
Patel: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
Nice Guy Brian: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
Patel: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...
Nice Guy Brian: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.
First away game, first defeat, no goal scored...The Life of Brian is just the same as The Life of the Warnock!