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Tuesday, 16 April 2013

Leeds United's Lionel Varney insists he is a striker - stats suggest otherwise!

If Lionel Varney's vital statistics support his claim that he is a striker, then Twiggy qualifies as a BBW!

He can protest as much as he likes, but he has failed to score more than six goals in a season in all but one of the last 6 seasons! Striker? If so, then he is a bloody useless one as 90 league goals from 330 games suggest, with 25 of those scored in 33 games for meat substitute team Quorn.

For those who can't do the maths, which would probably be 98% of the Leeds fan base, that means that if you take out those non league goals, Lionel has scored just 65 career league goals from 297 games, or 1 goal per 4.57 games!

Bloody hell, Carlton Cole is almost prolific on that basis!

Still given he played for Quorn, perhaps Nice Guy Brian should view him as a striker substitute! Let's face it, Fresh Choice For You Morison isn't going to fire Leeds to glory any time soon is he?

Twiggy takes a snack

35 comments:

  1. Yuor girlfriend obviously.

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    1. No chance. But she was Miss Leeds 2013!

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    2. nope I seen her walkin down Ron Leighton way

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  2. Why do you insist on continuing to write about leeds when Warnock has left the club?

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    1. Because McDermott has joined the club. I've always been a fan of Nice Guy Brian!

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    2. He loves nice guys! Hes been pumping one for years!

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  3. At the start of the season when we got Varney i said to all LUFC fans on a forum that varney was shit... i got absolutley slatted for it.. I am a massive LUFC Fan .. but i was right he is shite, he always will be shite...!!!!

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  4. You proper went on jimm'll fix it! Thats where your hatred of leeds stems from. You were stemmed in leeds by sir james, now the disturbing memory of what he did to you, still has you crying urself to sleep at night, u feel ur fighting back with these shit articles against all things leeds. Seek councilling there are people that can help dull pricks like you!

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    1. How is this "against Leeds"? I haven't made up Varney's stats. Would you want to see him used as your lone striker on that evidence?

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    2. Here's an idea. All pledge £20 each and I'll never write a Leeds article again. On the basis of 2,000 hits per day, if the fund reaches 40k, I'll happily close down the blog. Now come on guys, if you TRULY support Leeds, that's only two KFC Family Buckets!

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    3. No u haven't but ur constant reppetetive drivel regards all things leeds is boring at best and who knows at worst! U recieve 2000 hits a day because u antagonise the fans. How many of those hits are genuine retort to ur articles and how many are just slating you? We all know of those 2000 maybe 5-10 are genuine replies. If u wrote something that insults any group of people u will get lots of hits. FACT. If u want to impress write an article that is not antagonistic and c how many hit you recieve for ur writing flair. My guess is much less than 2000. Get a grip. Looooooser!

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    4. P.s I dont rate varney, hes lacking in skill but he trys harder than anyone else in the team. He was however a freebie. Carroll however is a 35 million pound superflop yet ur posse seem to rim his arse. Big sam however has admit u wont be in a position to sign him! Get behind ur own squad and fack off with ours.

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    5. ha i love those replys absolutely spot on

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  5. Will you be picking a different team's fanbase to annoy next season?

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    1. Here's an idea. All pledge £20 each and I'll never write a Leeds article again. On the basis of 2,000 hits per day, if the fund reaches 40k, I'll happily close down the blog. Now come on guys, if you TRULY support Leeds, that's only two KFC Family Buckets!

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    2. i like when you write articles about leeds mate,i love abusing you.it gives me something to do on my phone whilst im on the shitter at work

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    3. It's the shitter that reminds you of him...works for me to !

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  6. Another excellent read. This blog is one of the best. As a Leeds fan I understand the whit...most dont which is a shame..Come on lads it's a good laugh! You have to feel a bit sorry for the lad, he supports the hammers ffs...Cudders

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    1. Spot on mate, especially the supporting West Ham bit! How many of my weekends have been ruined through the years? My poor son thought he supported he Man Utd until I threatened to have him adopted. Now his weekends are as miserable as mine!

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    2. you dont have children you loner.stop lying

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  7. Vous êtes un émigré fastidieux

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  8. yeh maybe so,but cant you just rot of cancer like your dad did please

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  9. Good work brother good work. Me up next! Lol

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  10. Like the pic ha ha. You into that sort of porno then?? Ha. Btw I thought varney did ok for us on sat in his striker role, not bad at all

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  11. This coming from a bubble blower ... Would that be a spunk bubble by any chance?

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  12. Dangle a noose. I guess that confirms Leeds fans are vile, disgusting, Jew hating scum? You are a prize plonker aren't you!

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  13. Back in the day id take on the fat lass after a pint or two lol. As for Varney I hope the lad does well. Morrison cant seem to score clear on goal. Wish Varney would get rid of his Mop shave the fucker go bald proud!!!

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  14. LOL....spot on.

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  15. I'm glad I support a massive club like leeds. Even cockneys miles away want to talk about them daily mot

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  16. So now you've resorted to posting lurid pics of your wife? You sicken me.

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  17. ha ha ha, come on sweet heart KEEP UP

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  18. That woman has a disturbing belly button, It's like she could hide something small in there a mobile phone or maybe Hammersfan's brain..

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  19. So thats what happened to Paul Peschisolido, I wondered why he hadn't signed for the ham and eggers yet.

    You do know Karen Brady will go mental about you showing that picture of her?

    Your lad carlton banks and Reg would score a hatful together if they both played upfront for quorn, if only eh?

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  20. Bit hard for you to tell on your Rumanian black and white TV but old Brooking looked good for 105 yrs old on Sky tonight.First time ever i have seen a wig made out of straw.Swear it was moving as someone spoke for him .Don't the pigs,goats and chickens running around the room put you off watching ?

    Room mania indeed. Plaistow ?

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  21. I'd bone her. It'd only cost me a bag of chips..cheaper than the missus and nailed on..Cudders

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