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Tuesday, 9 April 2013

Ken Bates Has Leeds United Supporter's Trust Chairman's Number

I thought LUST had gone a little quiet and put it down to embarrassment. After all, it was this mob that suggested they had the inside track on the great Arab takeover, and who raised supporters' expectations to fever pitch. Then the damp squib takeover happened and suddenly, nothing.

Now, in a great diversionary stunt, the Chairman of LUST is crying foul against Master Bates after the soon to be club President cruelly revealed on the radio that Mr Cooper had not attended any games over the course of an entire season. Unfair, screams, Cooper, firstly because Bates has abused the Data Protection Act to check how many tickets he purchased - the bloody cheek of it! - and secondly, because he did go to games, he just didn't buy the bloody tickets!

So, rather than an absentee fan, Mr Cooper is apparently a freeloading fan, cadging off his brother and brother-in-law who "took" him to games.

And how many games did Cooper attend? "About a dozen" apparently. "About"? How about Cooper names them and gives an exact figure? After all, he is such a passionate fan that every game is surely burnt into his memory.

LUST? It's more of a casual fancy if you ask me.
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24 comments:

  1. Anonymous9 April 2013 at 06:48

    Wished you go a little quiet mate! Go away and force yourself on to a new prospect, you are getting boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Yorkshireman9 April 2013 at 07:37

    Im a season ticket holder at Elland Road, but due to other commitments, I dont attend every match and besides the money we have to spend is not to be sniffed at!
    The fact of the matter is that Ken Bates is and has always been a mud slinger just like hammersfan who wrote this. Lets take the facts and twist them for our own purposes.
    Gary Cooper may not be perfect but at least he tries to do something positive for his club rather than writing anonymously on a blog and attacking those who he likes.......I suspect hammersfan has no life and very little to contribute to the world other than hate and bile, a very sad little man. I bet your mother is so proud!!!

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  3. Anonymous9 April 2013 at 07:41

    Only a day late with this story..well done Adolf.

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  4. Anonymous9 April 2013 at 08:00

    ""About"? How about Cooper names them and gives us an exact figure?"

    Us? You're an Iron, what the f*** has it got to do with you?

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    1. Hammersfan9 April 2013 at 08:46

      Fair point, I have removed the word "us".

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  5. Anonymous9 April 2013 at 08:00

    What's it got to do with you? The merits / failings of LUST are regularly debated on Leeds sites and I don't have the slightest interest in what a West Ham Internet troll thinks on the matter.

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  6. Anonymous9 April 2013 at 08:35

    Can you name the games you have been to this season ?

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  7. Anonymous9 April 2013 at 10:30

    Sicily!

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  8. whitearmy9 April 2013 at 13:18

    Lust are useless.just like west ham

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  9. Anonymous9 April 2013 at 13:35

    im a sunderland fan through and through,but just wondering why do you put up with this west ham supporter,seems like a right shit stirring tosser to me

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  10. Anonymous9 April 2013 at 14:50

    De Matteo odds on favourite! Isn't he Bates love childs god father or the other way round? Coinsidence or what?

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  11. Anonymous9 April 2013 at 18:11

    can you tell me why you pretended to go to the sunderland away game and the scum f.a cup game?

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  12. Anonymous9 April 2013 at 18:18

    come on now Mr Potty Mouth stop using the swear words,it shows your lack of class......arse in your last rant and bloody in this rant.....tut tut.....i would have thought your parents would have raised you better than that.

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  13. Anonymous9 April 2013 at 18:20

    Thats just it..no one is asking you.

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  14. Anonymous9 April 2013 at 18:21

    Unfortunately Leeds is far too big a club for De Matteo at this stage in his career. It's a shame because once the squad is reconstructed I think he would be an excellent prospect.

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  15. Anonymous9 April 2013 at 18:21

    Thats just it,no one is asking you.

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  16. Anonymous9 April 2013 at 19:15

    sunderland fan ,,, he's just a annoying twat ,, bit like a fly around a cows arse ,, the cow just gets on with turing out the cream mate

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  17. Anonymous9 April 2013 at 19:41

    can you step up to the plate?

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  18. Anonymous9 April 2013 at 20:37

    My self belief in your in infatuation with all things related to leeds tells me you ars following the sheff wens and barnsley games tonight..

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  19. Hammersfan9 April 2013 at 20:52

    Just back from a meal out actually. Two great main courses, desert, five beers and a hot chocolate for the princely sum of £14. How are the Yorkshire relegation rivals doing?

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  20. Anonymous9 April 2013 at 22:39

    like you don,t know.....

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  21. Anonymous9 April 2013 at 22:44

    no one is asking your life story.....thats just your self indulgance talking yet again...or are you just pretending you were out for a meal,you do have form on the subject of pretence.

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  22. Anonymous9 April 2013 at 22:56

    No need to mention the cost of your meal it shows your lack of social elegance.......please pay attention it will stand you in good stead.

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  23. Anonymous15 April 2013 at 20:46

    strange....you said you don,t like to get up early..you must have been up at 6 at the latest to do this rant.

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