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Friday, 19 April 2013

Lose to Wigan and the Relegation Reaper will peep through the West Ham letter box

Like Princess Brady's gynecologist, the Relegation Reaper might peep through the flaps of our letter box should we lose against Wigan on Saturday. 39 points should be enough, but 42 should have been enough too, and we learnt differently.

Villa's game at Old Trafford apart, the fixtures threaten the Perfect Storm of potential results should Wigan leave Upton Park with 3 points on Saturday. Stoke will be targeting three points at QPR, Norwich should beat Reading at Carrow Road, Di Canio will have his Black Shirts fired up for the visit of Everton, Newcastle will see the game at the Hawthornes as winnable and Southampton could beat Swansea too.

Loads of ifs, buts and maybes, but come Sunday night, the Relegation Reaper could be saying, "Open wide, I just want to investigate that fishy smell"!


  1. Equally we could be looking down from the top half of the table.

  2. I didn't like this blog and like it even less now

  3. Yeah lets be negative after a great result against the Mancs the other night! Nob!!!!

  4. Utter negative bollocks, as usual