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Sunday, 7 April 2013

Leeds Acting Manager Redfearn Using Warnock's Team, Tactics & Excuses!

The team was the same. The tactics were the same. The substitutions were the same. Even the bloody result was the same. So, I suppose nobody should be surprised that, apart from the "To be honest" catch phrase, Anthea Redfearn's post match comments were straight out of Old Big Gob's Little Red and White Striped Book of Excuses.

Cue the unlucky complaint as Anthea moaned: "I thought the performance and application was (sic) good, we were unlucky at the finish"

Then the "blame the officials" gripe as she continued "we should have got a couple of decisions".

Then the, 'there should only have been one winner out there' nonsense as she insisted: "From a performance point of view, I thought we went a goal down against the run of play - we were doing well up to that point."

Then came the 'it's always hard after a change of manager' mantra as she observed: "Whenever the manager leaves, it's upsetting - these are players that Neil Warnock signed. But they've applied themselves well."

Then came the "I couldn't have asked more of the lads" cock and bull dressed up as "It was a good performance without being spectacular, it was a poor surface. They will be disappointed, but they've been professional at what they've done."

To be honest, Anthea sounded a little less belligerent than her puppet master but you wouldn't expect her to be as coarse as the Warnock would you? And she needs to brush up on her clichés, but give her time. She's new to all this.

Never mind, give us a twirl love. Doesn't she look gorgeous? Good game, good game. What's that on the conveyor belt? Young Byram perchance on his way to Man City?

18 comments:

  1. no one is really interested in these games now hf,not leeds fans,were not gonna get relegated so its just boring from now on.

    so its just a west ham fan writing about leeds now...

    isnt that a bit weird?

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    1. honestly hf,im just looking forward to the leeds preseason tour,the season is OVER. find something else to blog about ya sad act

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  2. who's anthea redfearn?

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    1. That's Bruce Forsythe's former hostess on the Generation Game from the 1970's. H F alluded to her in yesterday's daily drivel and I made the mistake of reminding him of her Christian name so you can blame me for this latest 10 y o schoolboy nick name.
      Why the obsession continues ? Well he's a spiteful git who always manages to get a few more hits by winding up the Leeds fans.

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    2. yeh,i agree,hes a saddo

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  3. Spot on ... but Redfearn's already had the chance to do it his way when i/c before and he flunked - so now copies Colin. He's not going to admit on Radio Bates "We have too many carthorses who don't stay the distance," even if he knows it's true.

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  4. CANCER KILLS WANKERS.

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  5. So ummmm, you're fantasising about Neil Redfearn doing twirls for you in a dress? Your posts are getting more and more bizarre.

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  6. Scraping the barrell now cockney boy.all managers come out with post match shit.....u must do better.

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  7. I actually think that's a fair point. When Redfearn took the job the first thing he did was recall Poleon which I hoped was a sign of things to come. However, looking at the team sheet on Saturday I wasn't in the least bit intrigued. Nor was I the least bit surprised that Dad's Army lost to another goal conceded in the last minute.

    For the first time in a long time (1996 to be precise) I can honestly say I am actually bored being a Leeds fan.

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  8. Its been a bad season, most of what you have been blogging is correct, unfortunatley alot of people don't like to admit the truth, of which at times I have been one of them

    Crowds are down, the style of football - well so no more
    the players are like mouldy food, past their sell by date
    The new investors hopefully were waiting for 2014 saeason lets hope

    Hopefully we won't go down, but most of the players won't be here next season so they don't care

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  9. Can we afford to buy any more players 7.54.these are worrying times.apparenly theres a petition gone up to get oleary the managers job.i like oleary,but whats he been doing for last few years.

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  10. I think you should return to Rehab.

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  11. Can you actually imagine plastic hammers life..lol..checking his hits every few hours because he thinks it actually matters...thinking about Leeds every single day...regurgitating other reports because his are pathetic...touching himself whilst he gets his daily abuse...his family and friends if he has any ,smiling politely and trying to understand his mental issues,they must be so proud ...Plastic hammer you make me realise how lucky i am ,you silly old man.

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  12. Mate it must be time for your meds again or even time for you to take your pet goat a walk. Wanker! MOT

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