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Friday, 26 April 2013

Bates Calls Leeds Fans Thick!

Well Master Bates is clearly not on a charm offensive. He's had a go about the Warnock and about GFH Capital, and now he has spat his dummy in the direction of Becchio and Leeds fans.

Talking about the wage demands of Becchio, Bates says, "Luciano Becchio is a perfect example. Luciano was already the highest paid player at the club but his agent wanted £1.5m a year basic wage. Even the thickest Leeds fan must see we can’t afford to pay a player £30,000 per week."

Of course, Leeds fans are likely to take umbrage at this, but based on comments left on here, I'm not sure the thickest Leeds fan can actually count, never mind grasp the implications of paying 30k a week to a mediocre player who just happened to be the best on Leeds United's books. Spelling "you're" is beyond most of them, so Bates really shouldn't expect too much of the knuckle draggers within the club's fan base.

Now, of course, I am only talking about the thickest Leeds fans here. But I'm sure they will be quick to respond to the post in the usual way. Cancer anybody?

54 comments:

  1. "you're" a nob.

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  2. I am a Leeds fan and I am disgusted by the cancer comments left, my Grandfather died nearly a year ago to that horrible disease in a prolonged painful death to which I was there for and to see people wish it on anyone sickens me. If you fellow Leeds fans cant ridicule anyone without lowering yourselves down to that level then I am flabbergasted at your low level of intellect and only hope that one day you or your family members never have to go through what my Grandfather went through.

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    1. Sorry to hear about your loss Lee. My wife was working on a voluntary basis with terminally ill children in Romania, last week, many of whom have cancer. The people who leave these comments are clearly deranged. But they get a kick out of it and don't care how much pain they may cause by raking over old coals. What they should take into account, of course, is that cancer is no respecter of age, gender, character or whatever. God forbid that their wishes rebound on somebody they love.

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    2. Hammersfan your the one who mentioned "Cancer Anybody?" in your post. You pure lowlife! Then suckin up to somebody who claims to have had their grandfather die of the disease. You probably posted that comment as "Lee" anyway

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    3. More evidence that HF is behind the anonymous cancer comments. He posts them himself to try to illicit some sympathy. Don't be so naive everyone, this troll does not deserve any sympathy.

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    4. GET IT AND DIE ALL OF U

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    5. The anonymous replies were left by idiots. May I wish upon you a long and ignorant life trapped within your self made Neolithic prison.

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    6. Half the people who comment have had family memebers die of cancer your just wollowing in it and trying to get a bit off atention. My nan died of cancer as did my grandad and his 2 brothers but guess what shit happens!!!! i am sure if someone said i hope you get hit by a car you would have somebody in your familly that had been hit by a car too GROW UP !!!!

      I DONT agree with the cancer comments but i dont agree with your comment either as the fans didnt aim the comment at you they aimed it at this little faggit who comes on here dailly to insult leeds fans yorkshire people and the county we love and i for one am gunna deffend it maybe you should too !!!!!

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  3. Leeds fan calls Hammersfan thick...still waiting a reply racist scum.

    Institute of Economics and Peace five least peaceful local authorities:

    1. Lewisham, London
    2. Lambeth, London
    3. Hackney, London
    4. Newham, London
    5. Tower Hamlets, London

    Clubs with recent race abuse problems with their fans:

    1. West Ham
    2. Millwall
    3. Chelsea

    Interesting picture building here isn't there?

    Come and live in Leeds Hammersfan, far safer, far more beautiful, far more tolerant of Jews - though not so tolerant of Jew hating scum I am afraid.

    You know you love Leeds hence your obsession and you know you are ashamed of the racist scum club you support and the ****hole it belongs to.

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    1. Yep, lots of scum in London. But not many West Ham fans live in London boroughs these days - they're moved out to Essex. Mind you, there's lots of scum in Essex too!

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    2. Did you mean yes? Not yep ? Mr smarty pants

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    3. Hammersfan, I am a Tyke and a Leeds fan who has lived in London for 20 years.

      I love London.

      But I hate the East End and the scum vile chav racist scum that abides there.

      We should flood the place and get rid of West Ham and Millwall, a shameful stain on England.

      Vile chav racist scum.

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    4. Do you mean "they've" moved to Essex oh not so wise one?

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  4. I believe I'm the thickest fan at Leeds Utd and I can see that we can't afford to pay a player £30k a week. On this basis, KB is correct.
    Thick as I am, what I can't understand what your point is.

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    1. You are certainly not the thickest. You can spell, use capital letters and know what a comma is! Go on, admit it, you were Head Boy!

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    2. What is your obsession with "head" boys HF?

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  5. Is that what u want? Cancer ? Or are u just after as many comments as u can get,this must be ur life coz all u do is try n twist things hoping the fish bites the hook,do me a favour n grow up will ya,if this is all uv got good luck in life

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  6. I hope you're sterile can have any more like you running around

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    1. Well done for using 'you're' correctly but the sentence still doesn't make sense. Nice try!

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    2. 'You're' a twat

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    3. Yes, go back and try again you idiot, really try to push the grammar - ask your kids for help if you have any, or look on the Internet. I'm only saying this for your own good cos you look like an illiterate fool otherwise. 3/10

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  7. Becchio deal was pretty mystery to me. His results there? Why this deal; was it a NWs personal idea or love/hate for certain player? Tare

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  8. Piece of advice, the word "But" is a joining word. These are used for stringing sentences together without the need for commas and therefore should not be used to start a sentence with ... Sometimes when you try and insult others you make yourself look like a complete tool and here is a prime example. It seems West Ham fans are just as thick !! (Btw, there are another 17 joining words which I will gladly list for you should you need them) Cockney bubble blower left with spunk on his face, instead of egg.

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    1. Oh dear, not the thickest but trying to appear cleverer than you actually are. Know anything about Charles Dickens? Here's an extract from "Going into Society" by a man who is widely regarded as one of the greatest writers in the English Language:

      At one period of its reverses, the House fell into the occupation of a Showman. He was found registered as its occupier, on the parish books of the time when he rented the House, and there was therefore no need of any clue to his name. But, he himself was less easy to be found; for, he had led a wandering life, and settled people had lost sight of him, and people who plumed themselves on being respectable were shy of admitting that they had ever known anything of him.

      Did you spot But with a capital B?

      You might not know that one, but I'm sure you've heard of "A Christmas Carol". You know, the Muppets version I'm sure! Extract from the first page:

      Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.

      Spot the But with a capital letter? That idiot Hardy does it too. And that silly cow Emily Bronte. And James Joyce. Oops, I started a sentence with 'and' there! But so did Hardy, Dickens, Joyce and Bronte too!

      What do they teach you in the schools of Leeds?

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    2. Now now lads, no one's trying to write a novel on here, just throw away comments on a shit site. cancer comments not welcome though.

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    3. What a knob head!

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    4. You knob head

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  9. I'm good at counting HF 1,2,3 ,4 you're a prick!!!! 5,6,7,8 hope you die!!!!! As for your wife I bet her face looks like its been set on fire and put out with a spade

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    1. "It's been set on fire" you fool! Well done for displaying YOUR lack of intelligence! It's quite a competition we have running here as you all fall over yourselves trying to claim the title "Thickest Leeds fan"!

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    2. Bit harsh bout fire and spade, more like a welders bench

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    3. I didn't say I was good at writing ! I said I was good at counting HF !!!!! As for being thick it's not really been a problem for me I have a really good job and I got it without pretending to be something I'm not . Your problem is you think you're smarter than you really are!!' The problem with that is you make yourself look like a twat when you get it wrong!!! So ditch the intelligence crap

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  10. If I spent my life making blog posts insulting West Ham, I would have hateful comments directed at me by West Ham fans. That is just the way football is. Knowing how much of an establishment club West Ham is I would probably have my blog shut down by the MI5 as well

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  11. Im not thick either cockney boy.i think becchio is though,if he seriously thought that we would pay him 3o grand a wk..dosent make sense though,cos norwich are supposedly paying snodgrass 2o grand a wk in premiership,and norwich wont be paying becchio 1o grand more...bates is lying again.

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  12. get cancer and die like papa did.LOL

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    1. And the thickest fan arrives! Well done sir, just as I predicted!

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    2. he's not thick , just honest , he wants you to die ,, nothing thick about that !!!!

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    3. Stop talking to yourself.

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  13. in your previous blog you signed off saying you was going away for ten days ,,, well go then ya prick

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  14. You might be able to count Scott - most 'Ammers fans can count to three, courtesy of the England World Cup Winners in '66 and their triumvirate of chirpy cockney heroes - but you clearly know sod-all about football if you thought Becchio was Leeds' best player.

    But then, we all knew that anyway ;-)

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    1. Robert Atkinson everybody; this is the most ignorant, thick, cowardly, abusive Leeds fan there is. This is the reason we are called morons. A proper prat.

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  15. I think all of you have got it wrong but it was good craic while it lasted. Uncle Ken has just informed me that he meant the staunchest Leeds fan.

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  16. In other news stories packets of nuts were removed from supermarket shelves because they were not labelled "may contain nuts". You couldn't make it up really could you? However there is a very interesting parallel with the author of this site, the comments he encourages, fails to remove and then repeats. If you set yourself up to encourage comments from teenage boys then don't be surprised if you receive them. For those of us who enjoy your site and it's mainly harmless ribbing please do not encourage or post these or publish them HF as we find them very unpleasant. Please stick to your main obsessions Leeds Utd and the correct use of the words your and you're which are quite interesting and amusing. I'm sure you're not such a bad guy despite your your and you're fixation!

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  17. I'm a Leeds fan and I actually find your blogs pretty funny haha. Other Leeds fans need to relax with the abuse because they don't understand that that's the main reason why you do it. The abuse fuels you.

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  18. OI full of shit boy, read latest News now item qoute Bryam I am going nowhere your full of speculated rubbish you just read what we read

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  19. I am a Leeds United fan from Norway and i find you're blog rather funny..Most of all because there are no Hammers fan reading you're blog, only Leeds fans.. :) MOT

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  20. ok,so im the thickest leeds fan,and i didnt know until yesterday that leeds cannot pay above the national minimum wage,so what

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  21. Hugh oar ewe kalling fick? Wee oar leads

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  22. I like your blogs and I really don't see the point of all the anger. There is often a modicum of humour and a smattering of uncomfortable truth in most of what you write. I have a feeling that you are actually satiated when you are insulted or manage to illicit an angry response. I presume that this is really the point behind posting your articles in the first place - to bait the angry mob and get a reaction. People should try and relax.

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  23. BET YOU ARE A THICK COCKNEY WILLY SMOKER ??

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  24. bet you are a thick cockney willy smoker

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