It's a tantalising prospect. Cesar has been a bright star in the dark sky hanging over Loftus Road this season, and with the Brazilian saying that he wants to stay in the Prem and in London, West Ham might be the ideal destination.
How deliciously ironic would that be? QPR go down to the Championship paying Rob Butterfingers Green 50k a week for spreading confusion through his back four at corners, whilst Cesar packs up his old kit bag and moves across to East London.
Cesar would meet our needs perfectly, with Jussi edging towards retirement, and is ten times the keeper England's 666 will ever be.