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Monday, 15 April 2013

Brian and Anthea are a marriage made in heaven at Leeds


So Nice Guy Brian isn't going to send Anthea packing, nor is he going to make her return to the nursery. Nope, Brian swept through the door, asked Anthea to give him a twirl and said, "Nice to see you, to see you nice" before establishing a sexy little threesome with Nigel Gibbs.

Two's company but three's a crowd? Not as far as Brian is concerned because he knows you get nothing for a pair, not in this game - unless that pair comes courtesy of Lionel Varney!

It's all suddenly smelling of roses at Elland Road. It was a "Good game, good game" on Saturday, and what do points make? Points make prizes!

Brian's first words on arrival? "I'm in charge" and after Varney's Messi style performance, NGB was cooing, "Didn't he do well?"

Supported now by two assistants, Brian will be purring, "I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing."

And Brian is so pleased with the Leeds fans as he told them after the game, announcing "You're such a lovely audience, so much better than last week's!"

And how did he decide on his substitutions? Easy. "We asked a hundred people and..."

But all jesting apart, McDermott is bringing everybody on side quickly. It's a promising start. Let's hope Burnley don't bugger it all before the honeymoon is over!

49 comments:

  1. That makes absolutely no sense what so ever. Do you speak gibberish?

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  2. What the f-ck are you talking about ? Do you think this is news? How sad is your life ? I bet you will tell us all its wonderful Walter Mitty !!!! Your a nerd

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  3. who's anthea?once again old man one of your ancient cultural references has gone totally over my head.you are out of touch mate

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  4. What are you talking about?

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  5. Ha ha your funny HF!!

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    1. Any things funny when ya talking to your self ....cock ......what a waste of human life :'(

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  6. no mention of the goings on at millwall...with all that bad blood between you and millwall there is never a bad word said against them...strange...you rant about most london clubs at some point or other but never millwall.you were quick of the mark with events at hillsborough regarding leeds and you eventually came out against your own fans[over 24 hours after the game against the tots...you have yet to tell me why it took you over 24 hours to jump on the band wagon] but never a word said about millwall.

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  7. Perhaps you could share with us the connection between Bruce Forsyth catchphrases and our new manager? Your wit is far way above my head...

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    1. He tries to give nicknames to people using low brow humour,unfortunately it always backfires and he looks a bigger fool by each blog. Showing his age too,in his mid to late 50s if he can remember anthea redfearn. Personally i think he's ken clarke. Such a shame he wasn't running the Boston marathon today,instead of the decent humans suffering.

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    2. Koh Samui Whites16 April 2013 at 07:39

      I think the point HF is making is that LUFC operates in a similar fashion to a comedy game show,unfortunately this is not something we can argue with. We became a laughing stock some time ago. Hopefully the appointment of B McD is the start of the reversal of this. MOT.

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    3. Were we a laughing stock when we dumped 3 full strength premier sides out of cups this season ???????

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  8. Have you been on the magic mushrooms

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  9. Hahaha you've lost me for the first time this season ??? Varney army would do well at west ham with the long ball tactics big Sam loves , do you think there blagging the supporters with the Carroll situation ?? You say GFH are built on sand ? What's west ham built on ???

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  10. It`s about Redfearne....ANTHEA (aka Neil) Redfearne and Brucie from the Generation Game first time round..

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  11. Hey ya young buggers get outta my garden... Yer good for a giggle HF

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  12. I get the Anthea bit ( Redfearn). But what the fuck has Bruce Forsyth got to do with anything.More bollocks you've posted.

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  13. Jeeeees, am I the only one that's old enough to remember the original Generation Game!

    The classic combo of Brucey and his sidekick Anthea REDFERN!

    Keep the blog going HF, loving your closet LUFC blogs

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  14. is anthea an anagram that relates to u hf?oh yeah its twat.

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  15. Just got home from a difficult day at work, thanks for the laugh.

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    1. 22.12. You're a twat.

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  16. your apathy comes across loud and clear,yet again no answer to an honest question....you once wrote you were consistent....now i know the context of your consistency.

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  17. Come on guys....Anthea Redfearn was Bruce's first assistant. Well done strangechannersfan bloke. Thanks for exposing your age and clarifying that for over fifty years your intellect has scaled such dizzy heights. I always had you down as a three year old a d was occasionally thrilled by sardonic japes but now I know your age I'm a tad disappointed. You actually have finished school and won't be starting in September. Bless. Love you. Nighty night

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  18. Anthea, Jennifer, Amy, Caroline, Freya, Mary, Agnes, Sarah, Sharon, Mercedes, Paula. That's my Hammers dream team. Of course with samantha in charge.

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  19. Tell u what hf .....you need locking up !!!! You have clear sypmtoms of drug abuse ...deluded ...ramblings....talk shite....think your rite .....wen clearly wrong ....
    you need to sit down , and calm down ...
    Find a rope ..and tie it around ya fucked up neck ...and jump off the highest point around ya so called ....romanian flat .......i for one ;) hope your mother dies , on news of ya death ......wot a shit stain u r .

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  20. DIE LIKE DADDY DID!

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  21. Total pile of shite! Pointless writing yet again!

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  22. Koh Samui Whites15 April 2013 at 22:56

    Good stuff HF. Showing your age a bit there lol.

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  23. Anthea was Brucie's wife and co presenter of the generation game. May make sense now.

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  24. Your wife is now in danger old man.

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  25. If you died, you too would be in heaven. Then Fanny Hammer could be the chief bridesmaid. Get a life and move on you WANKER! MOT MOT MOT

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  26. Normally I look at this and see the anti-Leeds stuff you spout out of your mouth and immediately close, but I actually quite enjoyed this one. No idea what the references are to Brucey! But who cares.

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  27. utter pointless, you just made yourself look the fool you are.

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  28. Such humour, wasted on the young, Anthea Redfern was Brucies very glam assistant all those years ago,

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  29. HF I think you should lay off the LSD mate

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  30. You often talk sense but I think you may have been a bit p!ssed when you wrote this drivel. If not, you may have a more serious problem.

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  31. I'm at a loss, you are mental.

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  32. Here's the hate you're going to generate.

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  33. And here's the hate you are going to generate!

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  34. so why do you never talk bad about Millwall??????? Are you a real fan of the millwall bover boys

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  35. Very funny HF!AN Enjoyable if a tad irrelevant, read.

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  36. Total batshit crazy gibberish. I don't know if its something in the Romanian water, but I would seriously recommend a brain scan.

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  37. Could you let us Leed's Fans know something? Are you going to continue writing rubbish about us next season?

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  38. R u still on drugs cockney boy.or as that cheap romanian beer gone to ur head.we r not bothered now.we r safe,and now its marching on together for next season.

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  39. jesus, that rambling is lame, even for you. Total gibberish, had you been drinking when you wrote it

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    1. this twat is permanently pissed,,,,

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  40. Let's take this post for what it is.
    Very tongue in cheek and actually quite witty - for a Cockney Boy !!

    With a bit of hard work and a lot of luck you will be eating your words next season. MOT !!

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  41. wtf is this? go kill yourself w*nker

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