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Thursday, 31 January 2013

Leeds Capture Two International Stars In Glorious 12 Hours

So GFH Capital have come good big time. Two top internationals signed in a day. First Welsh maestro Steve Morison and now England international left back Stephen Warnock.

This is a great day for the club, one to compare with the heady Revie era perhaps. Never mind that Becchio has left - who needs him anyway when you have the electric quick goal machine that is Morison?

And as for Warnock, he has to be one of the unluckiest footballers ever to have lived, his England opportunities limited by Cole and Baines, and his Villa career cut short by the ensemble of top defenders that Lambert has to choose from.

Old Big Gob has no excuses now, not that he will need them! This is the squad he has craved all season. He said he needed two or three quality players, well they don't come with more quality than the two Steves do they?

Leeds were already too good for Tottenham before these signings, now promotion to the Premier League followed by Champions League qualification feel almost within touching distance. How Snodgrass and Becchio will live to regret walking out on Leeds, opting for those giants of English football, Norwich City instead! Poor Mancini is already clearing his desk knowing that the writing is on the wall after poor Man City were paired with Warnock's boys in the next round of the Cup.

The fans are gathering outside Elland Road as we speak, singing the names of Warnock, Patel and Haigh. Beckham is fuming, having been knocked off the back pages of the world's media by this stunning double coup. Extra staff have been brought in to man the phones in an effort to cope with the surge in demand for match day tickets, with lines opened throughout the night.

The ground will be full from now to the end of the season for Leeds have acquired two giants to stand alongside Giles, Hunter, Bremner, Eddie Gray, Sniffer Clarke, Cantona, and Lee Chapman. MOT lads, MOT!

67 comments:

  1. Do I detect a bit of jealousy in light of Warnock signing for us and not you losers!!!
    Oh well not to worry mate. MOT

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    1. would have thought that by now he would have come out, a not so secret Leeds fan. He's just voicing what all us want. MOT

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    2. just read on official website stephen warnock quoting "There were a couple of clubs interested, but when you see the size of Leeds and the magnitude of the club there's only one choice, and once I'd spoken to the manager I knew I wanted to come, thats right hammersfan theres only one fucking choice, leeds utd! you might be in prem bubble blowers but still cant get the man you want lmao MOT

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  2. "Warnock spurns Hammers for Leeds"

    yet another truthful headline.......

    Lets face it, who'd want to join a team that loses to Fulham 3-1?

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  3. You are a wicked man - but we love you! X MOT

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  4. http://www.guardian-series.co.uk/sport/westham/westhamnews/10199671._/

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  5. who have the spammers bought then you bellend?

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  6. What a load of rubbish. Morison a maestro?? Electric quick goal machine??? Ha ha don't make me laugh. He could barely break into a canter. OTBC !!!!!

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    1. Think he was being tongue in cheek you nob knot!

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    2. Err I think he was joking...

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    3. Sir, you are representing the percentage of thick headed individuals who this blogger loves taking the piss out of. If you can't see that this article is a total wind up then you really are a dummy.

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  7. Neil Warnock has spoken of his delight after Stephen Warnock rejected a move to West Ham to join Leeds United

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  8. sarcastic twat!

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  9. Hmmm jealous that SW turned down the monkey blowers aren't you, go on tell us how it stings...

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  10. Plus warnock turned down the premiership giant that is west ham.... Good game against fulham yesterday by the way ;)

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  11. What a pathetic juvenile you are.

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  12. Pogatetz???? HAHAHAHAHAHA

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  13. Oh check this headline from The Guardian....

    http://www.guardian-series.co.uk/sport/westham/westhamnews/10199671._/

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  14. you really are bitter about warnock turning down you southern poofs and opting to join leeds instead aint ya!

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  15. Are you jealous you didnt get warnock because he didnt want to come to a tinpot club like west spam.

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  16. Wasn't Fat Sam after Stephen Warnock? - Prick.

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  17. good luck no harm dreaming

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  18. Well son! You've either got it or your a hammerfan

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  19. How many players turned down West Ham today (laugh) you thick arse

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  20. You should follow plymouth argyle,you're the same colour. God you must be hurting like hell,3 posts in as many hours almost and only one on west ham. Thats 3-1,now where have i heard that score before?mmmmmmm.......

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  21. what world famous stars have westshambles managed to buy then?I hear that sky are sending a helicopter to where ever it is that you lot play to do a special report.The police are all on standby to do crowd control hahahaha could not even manage to get a second rate player like Warnock to sign for you, he would rather play for Leeds that sums up Westshambles.I believe Fulham won their first game at home for a while lol

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  22. I think uve blown a bubble wig wham . wot to you get if you put east ham and west ham together A FULHAM ? uve lost the plot!!! its all going tits up on this freaks page, MOT

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  23. Are you really for real? I have never in all my day's read so much from a SO CALLED fan of another team. True Hammers fan's must be dying to know who you are,not for buying you a pint and a pat on the back.
    Complete and utter knobhead!!!

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  24. there is no doubt warnock has talent,i think it is a solid signing at this level. morison as a swap for becchio plus cash is a great deal for leeds.12 months ago becchio would have gone for next to nothing with no player to replace him so im pretty happy.still time for some others aswel! RAZVAN RAT REJECTS WEST HAM IN FAVOUR OF (INSERT CLUB HERE) stuck with demel. oh dear,see ya next season maybe? x

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  25. you forgot to put at the end of this crap article that if Leeds sign any other players westspam are in for you'll hold your breath and stamp your feet.

    you knob jockey

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  26. Diame release clause just activated. Another one departs west sham Boo hoo!

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  27. 8/10 for baiting...you have done better

    ;-) only time will tell how the new players go

    Good luck for the rest of the season, especially when you play Leeds MK2 or is that MK1?

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  28. Morro is not quick nor is he a goal machine, think Norwich got the much better end of that deal.

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  29. it was a easy choice warnock said leeds are a massive club and a lot bigger than shitty west ham

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  30. Hammered! Aston Villa defender Stephen Warnock snubs West Ham for Leeds Mirror.co.uk 20:29

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  31. see you next season chump!

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  32. Hammered! Aston Villa defender Stephen Warnock snubs West Ham for Leeds

    On snubbing West Ham, he added: "I was on my way there but Leeds made an effort to sign me and make me feel wanted."

    Guess you have signed ONE LESS international today

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  33. Hahahahahahahahaha your supposed massive prem club couldn't steal Warnock off us think that just proves you'll always be in are shadow you jealous wet spammer

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  34. Gone a bit quiet on publishing responses - has your mum told you its time for bed?

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  35. I hope bad things happen 2 you

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  36. Top ten most visited football sites outside uk

    Manchester United
    Arsenal
    Chelsea
    Liverpool
    Leeds United
    West Ham United
    Newcastle United
    Manchester City
    Fulham
    Wigan Athletic

    Sorry mate, we even beat you at that too...
    MOT - Leeds - bigger than Man City...

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  37. Pretty damn funny dude!!

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  38. pretty funny man!

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  39. "Hammered! Aston Villa defender Stephen Warnock snubs West Ham for Leeds"

    ... and another one!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  40. calm down now potty mouth,relax,just pretend you are pretending you are attending one of your pretend away games......now go arh and open a window and relax again.

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  41. "It is reported Warnock turned down West Ham to join Leeds United."

    ... and yet another one................

    think we could be here all night, mind you wet sham aren't doing anything much are they?

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  42. Best Blog on the Net!! this guy deserves a Pulitzer prize!

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    1. Or a Howitzer prize.

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  43. a rather more measured approach to reporting

    Leeds United have also completed the signing of left back Stephen Warnock from Aston Villa on a two-and-a-half year deal. Another astute signing that brings a wealth of Premier League experience. It is reported Warnock turned down West Ham to join Leeds United.

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  44. I come in peace... but seriously Morrison is shite... really lazy... moaner.. and couldn't trap a bag of cement..

    You will be soooooooooo disappointed... I couldn't wait to see the back of him.. honestly

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  45. When you see what Leeds have to offer to what the Spammers have it's a no brainer, plus you are along with your fellow supporters a complete PRICK.

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  46. Green eyed monster

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  47. well done Huddersfield,they are as good as their wood when it comes to stamping out racism in their club.

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  48. We are just a second division club! Yet we bigger than 15 premiers clubs. Remember one thing WE ARE LEEDS WE ARE BIGGER THAN WEST HAM!!!
    BRAMLEY WHITES

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  49. whats your view potty mouth?

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  50. I used to think this obsession with Leeds was stupid, and stopped reading when it popped up. Now I find the bitterness hilarious and log on when I can. Thankyou for brightening my days! :-D

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  51. Bitter bastard. Warnick turned you down cos frankly why would you join the 7th best team in London?

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  52. Hammersfan are maybe sarcastic, but this deadline was another big disappointment.

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  53. Looks like it's three Internationals in 12 hours now then???

    Sp yet another wrong headline then, eh?

    Bit premature aren't you, but then you always are, aren't you, tosser?

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  54. Pathetic transfer window for Leeds, mocked by a pathetic blog. What the fuck is going on?

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  55. I can see why warnock spurned wet spam......he wanted a chance to play premiership football next year. Plastic mockney dribble once more. face it your club is a timebomb and i just hope you blog at the end of Feb when big Sam takes a nosedive into obscurity. enjoy the mass exodus and financial toxicity.......have you asked why so many footballers turned your team down this window?. We are on the rise! your team are on the titanic and big Sam swapped the lifeboats for some bricks......enjoy xxxxx

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  56. Warnock snubs w ham for LEEDS.....get over it....FANNY BOY

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