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Thursday, 31 January 2013

Leeds Boob As Warnock Loses Battle To Keep Becchio

Well I blogged yesterday that Becchio would go, it was just a case of for how little. I predicted a caravan of camels and a light arms shipment to Syria. Instead, Leeds are getting just one camel in return, the used to be prolific Steve Morison.

Ten goals in 53 games for Norwich doesn't bode well does it, with no goal for approximately a year now. Old Big Gob will try to talk this up, claiming that Leeds have landed an international striker who was banging them in at Championship level a couple of years back, but that won't wash. Norwich let him go for a reason and, given the choice, Leeds would have preferred Becchio to the Welshman.

But, as Leeds fans were quick to point out when Warnock rejected West Ham, you have to respect a player's wishes to better himself and join a bigger club. Norwich City, bigger than Leeds United eh? Well Becchio, Howson, Robert Snodgrass and Bradley Johnson can't all be wrong, can they?

Never mind, the good men folk of Leeds do boast the biggest man boobs in Britain so there's still something to be proud of! Perhaps Warnock can show everybody his before the next home game or will he settle for putting on show the tits he has signed in the January window?

48 comments:

  1. ON BEHALF OF EVERYONE AT WEST HAM UNITED AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THE INDUSTRY,MAY WE WISH RON JEREMY A SPEEDY RECOVERY.

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  2. Going Going Down, Going Going Down

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  3. Not as big a tit as you though spammer

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  4. wasnt really a battle to keep his was it, we all knew he was going

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  5. as a life long leeds fan i have got to say your web page is brillant. the way lufc are at the moment we have to expect people to extract the urine and you are good at it. i enjoy your site so keep me smiling. ps my boobs are firm

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  6. How predictable you are zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  7. Agreed again and fuming. we seem to have no ambition and we are just lining the pockets of GFH . nothing has changed since the Bates Era ! we still have not replaced snodgrass from the start of the season. warnock and GFH need to go now ! i am leeds through and through and GFH can stick their season ticket up their Arse . Rant Over

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  8. Yawn yawn yawn! You sir are a drainer

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  9. You knew, i knew, the football world knew Becchio was going. I noticed he didnt go to West Spam, why join a team who are going to be relegated when that great manager of yours,"SHREK" takes you down.
    W.A.C.C.O.E.

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  10. Rather have Morison than Becchio
    faster, meaner, better touch
    Needs to be in a team of bloggers, so Warnocks wanderers might suit him!

    I get it
    boobs/tits gag

    If I were you I would be less worried by the transfer activity of a mid table championship club..umm Wet Spam high flyers.........NOT
    looks like the fixture list was VERY kind to you in the first part of the season

    lets start the goal count at zero
    and see who bangs in the most before the end of the season? Morison or Becchio?

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  11. Why do u persist with these comments?? We've signed a good championship striker! Stop trying to take the piss all the while. Nobody cares and it really doesnt bother us!!!

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  12. Morison has a better championship record than Becchio and his all round game is significantly better. Good deal for LUFC

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  13. Cracking business
    got a better player for FREE and some cash..!
    The Yorkshire way

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  14. But wherever you're from boasts the biggest tit on the planet

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  15. are your parents siblings

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  16. Speaking of man boobs and camels how did Chamakh get on last night?

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  17. Have you considered changing your name to Juan Kerr?

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  18. You'd have thought w,ham would've came in for Becchio to play alongside goal king cole. 47 goals in 7 years? Oh but Norwich are safe aren't they? No relegation scraps there. You must also be an authority on tits by now as you watch from your armchair every saturday afternoon. It must have been like watching Bra-zil watching west ham last night.

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  19. Yes, Norwich is a massive club, just like west ham.......both 7 points away from relegation. MOT!!

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  20. For a team making so many errors Leeds are challenging for promotion and in the F A Cup. Your team is fighting a relegation battle.
    Becchio we wish you luck. Hope you score the goal that relegates West Ham

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  21. Hahahaha "I blogged this yesterday" it boasts, Like it's a fcuking prophet or something!
    This deal was agreed in principle as far back as Tuesday morning you stupid eel munching dickhead. Only a fool couldn't have predicted it!

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    1. Beauty , eel munching dickhead !

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  22. You're just fu**ing sad mate. Concentrate on whu for a change - there's enough to be going on with there

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  23. I think that my boobs are bigger than Warnock's

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  24. Unlucky in your big derby game last nite.....knob

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  25. And your a little prick from London .

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  26. goal to game ratio is about the same at championship level Morrison/Becchio, Beckford/Morrison couldnt cut it in premiership, I wish Becchio the best but will he cut it in the premiership, maybe the relaxed pace may suit his game more, we will see. What we saw when Morrison was at your neibourhood scum of a club Millwall was pretty good. Lucs pace has let him down this season, the man is a great poacher and good with his nut. but his backing into players and falling over like the panto horse, will get sussed all to quick in the prem. on another matter see your chimp blowers got a hiding again at Fulham. You are conceading big time,all your bollacks about our league position doesnt cut, as your lot are up and down like a cockney tarts knickers.

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  27. I do enjoy a good laugh and your blog normally delivers some smart quips. Sorry to say it HF, but your blog entries seem to have lost its 'mojo' recently!

    As a Leeds fan, I used to enjoy your banter, but you appear to be suffering from a bit of mid-season doldrums and aren't being as clever as you usually are.

    After this season (pick either Leeds or West Ham) I can understand your rhetoric being a bit flat (not unlike our teams' performances). Chin up! Get that grey matter working again and show us what you can do with your next entry!

    MOT.

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  28. So you think Leeds are the tits??

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  29. The problem with being a Leeds fan at the moment is that we are a very easy target for any Tom Dick or Harry and I suspect it wasn't Tom or Harry who wrote that drivle.

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  30. ima leeds fan and i agree with you. Leeds were a big club, alas now a ATM for Bates and GFH. This will happen more and more as financial companies wake up to the amount of cash they can cream off football clubs, hey might even happen to mighty Hammers one day, MOT since 1970

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  31. From the team that brought in carol, then bitched out to Liverpool by paying for his repair, then announce the signing of the season in 50 yr old Joe Cole, who failed for a french mid table side, and you criticise our transfers? Oh Dear

    Seems to be a bit of a fixation with Leeds on this blog, If any of our players are ever stupid enough to play for the spammers, you'd no-doubt spunk a load of bubbles into your claret and blue ben-10 pants......

    Aaron - MOT

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  32. Sigh....you dribble about Leeds as if you know something. Is it because you are trying to take your mind off your own failing team?. Are you aware that west ham are nosediving into oblivion and the rumoured Paul Robinson switch only highlights how inept your gerbil faced manager is.....get a better keeper to handle the one way traffic eh?. has he considered the reason you bubble blowing bellends get spanked every week is because your 10 outfield players are overpaid and average at best. Kevin nolan is your best player, does that not tell you anything?. I don't mind getting shit about my team its kind of flattering that they still love to hate Leeds. but at least do it from a position of strength eh? West ham are embarrassing and you want to provoke us?. at least wait until next year when west ham are relegated and you declare your everpresent love of man u before slagging us off!

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  33. Reported that Chamakh was like a 15 yr old getting bullied last night.Those big London teams DO smash you don't they ?

    The bubbles you blow are signs of drowning.Fatsam Stadium without Fat Sam soon .

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  34. Yet more rubbish from the drivel factory! Predicting Becchio would leave was like predicting its gonna get dark tonight!!! How did the hammers get on last night??? Inching closer to the cship!!! If you go down your gonna look like a right BOOB and if Leeds get promotion you best go hang yourself!!! Clown!!!

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  35. sorry im a big leeds fan and if i recall snoddy/howson used to put few goals away while at leeds,seems to have dried up for them, same will happen to becchio,so give the boss a bit faith in players he brings in,who knows morrison might get us to the play-offs

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  36. I will give it six month before Leeds utd is on the market again and GHF are a brief and insignificant mammary, sorry memory (just trying to keep the tits theme alive).

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  37. tttttttttttttttttttttthrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhdfhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry I fell asleep reading this article and my head was resting on my keyboard.

    PS question, what is Coles goal scoring record? care to answer...

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  38. Morison has a better all round game than Becchio plus he can score from outside the box and he can even run a bit so swapping becchio for him plus cash is definately a good deal. Becchio has shown his lack of ambition in joining norwich who even you cannot seriously consider a bigger club than leeds, hell they aint even bigger than west ham.
    All the players Norwich have signed from us are below prem standard hence the reason we couldn't get in the playoffs when we had em, especially the over rated ambling ridiculously named snodgrass, if they want em Norwich can have connoly rachubka and pugh next then they will have a whole team not good enough for leeds, or west ham

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  39. Only those who have learnt how to laugh at themselves are genuine Leeds' fan. Otherwise they would have cleared off and gone to support Man U or Chelsea long ago. The only other reasons are they are either masochists or not right upstairs.
    Great blog - you're doing the laughing for me!

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    1. Great blog? Are you one of armchair hammers sauna boys? Cock.

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  40. The only BOOB here is the lump on top of your neck and it's obsession with all things Leeds United....

    I believe FULL HAM beat wets ham last night didn't they???

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  41. Excellent deal and will hopefully ensure leeds get out of the division and into their rightfull pace in League one . Hahahahah .

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    1. Good job you put the hahaha on the end or I may have forgotten to laugh .! You were joking right?

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