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Thursday, 31 January 2013

Leeds Miss Out As Middlesbrough Land Former Warnock Favourite

Never mind that packet of Haribo and Warnock Junior, both of whom have yet to sign for Leeds, the shock news of this window is that former Old Big Gob favourite Kieron Dyer has joined Middlesbrough instead.

Apparently, the former West Ham, QPR, Ipswich and Newcastle sick note was so impressed by the Boro treatment room that he couldn't wait to sign on the dotted line, using a specially sterilised pen.

"It's all mod cons", a Boro insider confirmed. "The treatment tables are Premier League class and the ambient temperature is perfect, even in the middle of winter. We are confident that Kieron will settle in nicely and see out his six month contract in the lap of luxury."

Dyer was unavailable for comment, probably on account of a sore throat and wrist strain after signing his name.

Honestly, how does this guy keep finding mugs to sign him?

64 comments:

  1. Only pay if he plays - sounds a win win situation to me ..

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    1. Hammers are wankers nob head:0)

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  2. boro are welcome to him

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  3. He is on a pay as you play contract , no play no pay understandy ?????

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  4. talk about your own club you soft southern muppet

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  5. I really do think you need to see a doctor about your Leeds obsession. Every non-Leeds story out there is about us in your diseased mind

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  6. Leeds were never after him! You making yourself look stupid now!!!

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  7. you really are a sad twat

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  8. Are you struggling for content. When was Warnock looking top sign Dyer?????? As you rightly say, he's never out of the treatment room.

    Poor effort this HF.

    Keep trying though. I'll let you know when you're getting there.

    MOT

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  9. so this post has nothing to do with leeds but you put the good name of LUFC in your headline for hits...

    Sad post again and I wonder if you will post this as you haven't posted my last one on your other troll blog...

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    1. Did he play for Warnock at QPR? Did Warnock say he was a great lad and that he would sign him again?

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    2. Did Leeds make an offer for him?

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    3. And which bunch of idiots in the east end did he also play for? The same idiots who paid 10m for jarvis,thats who.

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    4. Did we approach him...NO.
      Therefore once again you have proved what you know about football can be written on the back of a stamp.

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    5. How can you say that 1810, he 'scored a goal' at Kenilworth Road remember?

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  10. he`s 1 of ur own u pumpkin.

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  11. you are just full of it mate, where and when were Leeds looking a Dwyer just feking drop it... go and polish your dolphin for something better to do

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  12. Have to agree with you on this one ...

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  13. only jealous ;)

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  14. If Welks span ever won a game you could write about that.... but until then stick to the big clubs

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  15. darren anderton in disguise , pants , i used to like you blogs , but i now think you are a bit obsessed and a cock , sort your self out MOT

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  16. WEST HAM MISS OUT IN 6 POINTER AGAINST LOWLY FULHAM AND ARE LEAPFROGGED BY THE COTTAGERS. (NOT FOR THE FIRST TIME EITHER). MEANWHILE ARMCHAIR HAMMER TRIES IN VAIN TO HIT BACK AT LEEDS FANS AFTER A 24 HOUR TSUNAMI OF PISS TAKING,RIDICULE AND HUMILIATION.

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  17. dyer-rea started at spam you muppet,

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  18. Well no, the guy realises he gets a massive boost of views if he talks about Leeds, because we all hang around NewsNow waiting for morsels of gossip. He knows it and we play into him every time.

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  19. Yet another blog headline that's just pure LIES!

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    1. So tell me what is a lie. Did he play for Warnock? Has he signed for Leeds? Has he signed for Boro?

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    2. The LIE is Leeds miss out! We wern't after him so how did we miss out! C'mon Mr. "Elland Road insider tell us!"

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    3. A lie is when you're shitting your pants to such an extent that you tell people that one of the people who threatened you are going to get an 11am knock on the door. That's what a lie is. Fraud on the other hand is posting a match report complete with player ratings after sitting on your fat cockney arse watching the game at home. Hope that explains everything.

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  20. Be Careful what you write, another loss yesterday evening, 7 points of relagation, teams underneath picking up points.

    No money to spend, players chosing championship clubs instead of you.

    Always said you will look stupid in the end.

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  21. Actually made me laugh squire....you do have a Leeds obsession though.

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  22. "So tell me what is a lie. Did he play for Warnock? Has he signed for Leeds? Has he signed for Boro? "

    Well as you actually have NO PROOF WHATSOEVER that Leeds were actually trying to sign the guy, Leeds have NOT 'MISSED OUT' so the headline is not true.

    Not True = UNTRUE = A LIE!

    Do you want me to make it any easier to understand...???

    By the way, how did wet sham get on last night then?

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    1. Where do I say Leeds bid for him?

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    2. I'd got you down as a fairly intelligent sort of fella with a mischeivous sense of humour and a propensity for wind ups but you're looking a bit thick now. Best to chalk f**k on this one and try again tomorrow son.

      Again, keep trying. I'll let you know when you're getting there.

      MOT

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  23. Even if he never gets out of the treatment room at boro its got to better than playing for leeds .

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  24. "Did he play for Warnock at QPR? Did Warnock say he was a great lad and that he would sign him again?"

    On the other hand did you see a single item actually linking Dyer and Leeds? yawn, yawn, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    1. Where do I say Leeds were linked with him?

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    2. So HF how did " Leeds miss out "

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  25. yes,he sounds like a loser,i bet he sits next to his p.c day after day waiting for something pathetic to write down and i bet he pretends to go to games,what a loser.........what do you think?

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  26. how exactly did leeds miss out? where have you read that leeds were interested in dyer? this is ridiculous! your such a twat

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    1. You're not your. You're such a twat if you can't tell the difference between the two!

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    2. Weh heh,got the sad twat lads. You can always tell when armchair has lost game,set and match. He gets his spell check out and thinks to himself "i must be able to get them on something?"

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    3. lol 18:58 I'm surprised he even posted your response, he usually censors us when we fcuk him right over.

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  27. You attention seeking w&nker

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    1. Do wankers seek attention? I thought you hid yourselves away out of sight.

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    2. Its official, Warnock has signed for Leeds.

      Still reckon he,s old and that just find it funny he would rather play for us in the championship than you. Got to laugh really. How embarrassing for you.

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    3. So now you're implying that you have never done such a thing, now I find that to be a lie....

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  28. Leeds have signed Steve Warwick lol

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  29. Warnock has come to us u fool get a grip on it own team why waste it time watching out for a small championship club

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  30. You gotta laugh at this cretin,he"s an harmless chimp xx

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  31. Warnock signed! End of

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  32. your wrong again west ham douche coz weve just signed him

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  33. Leeds beat Hammers to Warnock headline from TEAMtalk site

    Fulham beat wet shammers.....

    Seems like everyones beating your shite team then........

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  34. "Where do I say Leeds were linked with him? "

    That's just the point, we weren't so how the f**k could we miss out on him?

    Unlike you with Warnock......

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  35. Kieran Dyer is Heskey standard!

    Gutted West ham missed out taking Rachuba on loan, beaten by Accrington Stanley mate. Unlucky!

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  36. warnock signs for the mighty whites, as westspam yet again miss out,cock sucker.

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  37. Stop press- Major disappointment amongst west ham fans as fellow hammers fan david beckham opts to help out Parisian childrens charity and snubs west hams Save Our Season charity.

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  38. Headline should read "West Ham miss out as Warnock chooses Leeds"

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