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Saturday, 19 January 2013

Scintillating Leeds Knocking On Door Of Playoffs

Breathtaking, stunning, brilliant. With the doom mongers insisting Warnock should be sacked and casting doubts about the new owners, this was the perfect riposte. Talk about Fortress Elland Road, Leeds steamrollered Bristol City today and sent the mighty Robins packing.

Old Big Gob was certainly delighted, enthusing: "That was brilliant. My tactics were superb, my team selection was fabulous and my substitutions were perfectly timed."

"You  only have to look at the stats to see how great my team were today. We dominated possession against a very good team and had no less than 8 shots on target against a side that has only conceded 55 goals this season."

"And remember they had appointed a new manager this week which meant the Bristol City players were out to impress."

"If anyone was going to score today it was McCormack and I picked him so that was another example of my tactical genius."

"Unfortunately, you can't please everyone, even when you have won six in a row in the league at home. For me, the glass should be half full, not half empty. Just like Elland Road on match days."

With Leeds climbing to eleventh in the table, the Premiership is within touching distance. And this magnificent victory is surely evidence that Leeds are on the up!

35 comments:

  1. YOU'RE AVVIN A LARF AIN'TCHA?

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  2. u are one of the few humans i actually cannot stand......

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  3. Sad. You need to get out more.

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    1. He gets out to the park to watch badgers often

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  4. absolute butthead but i cant fault the content we r leeds and we are shit

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  5. you are a butthead but i cant argue tho we are leeds, we are rubbish

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    1. Make your mind up are we shit or rubbish ?

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    2. see the mighty bubble blowers are flying, totally steamrolled the bottom of the league qpr. Get youre own house in order dickhead.

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  6. I think you love Neil Warnock, you never stop writing about him

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  7. Any further comments about the Jew hating holocaust supporting fans you have down there at the Boleyn poppet?

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  8. would love to give this kid a slap

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  9. Pissed my self at that mate..quality.!..Leeds fan
    I am but that was so on the mark..Keepem comming hf.

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  10. Quality that mate..pmsl..Leeds fan but that was so on the mark..Keepem commin hammerman..

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  11. Anti-semite. We'll find you. Sleep well.

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  12. I actually find the guy funny. If you accept what he is saying is legit then you can laugh at it.
    I am very serious person and not easy to make laugh. some of you guys must be very depressed but given we support Leeds, it's not hard to see why..

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  13. I actually find the guy funny, if you just accept what he is saying is funny/understand the context he writes in, its amusing.
    Dont blame you lot for being uptight/depressed though, I am too..ready to self destruct after 10 years of crap.

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  14. Pot, Kettle, Black.
    Your bunch of numpties nearly got done by bottom placed QPR who, ATM, could hit a cow on the arse with a banjo. Gobshite Allardice said 'ey up, we scraped a draw playing hammers hoofball'. He went onto say 'Cole was magnificent, all the ammers supporters will be taking one of the wrist tonite'

    MOT

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  15. Your Leeds and you know you are ! W.A.C.C.O.E

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  16. Sometimes beating the bottom club is not as easy as it would seem. Leeds managed to. West Ham couldn't.

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  17. Hey didn't u draw with the bottom of the league team? Comment on your own crap!

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  18. Really?....Have a cap a tea san.....wank stain

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  19. Highly amusing, and spot on. The sides above us must be quaking in their boots!

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  20. Quality that..keep it up..very funny..and true.!

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  21. I don't know why he doesn't play McCormack he's a top striker !! We need more players who want to win new owners are a joke they need to invest that will bring the fans back Leeds can't carry on with half empty ground they need to buy ground and training ground back 4 million to rent it doesn't make sence

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  22. Give the guy a break - I actually found this quite amusing against the general backdrop of apathy and depression I am currently feeling about anything leeds

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    1. Really spot on. NW committed two cardinal sins as a manager yesterday... never critise your players in public and slag off the fans on the airwaves. Even Eddie Gray was choking on Warnocks replies and like me thinking we had all watched a different match.

      This will be an exciting time until the end of the month. Takeover spending fever,(or is that fakeover?), Becchios wage demands being met, Warnock happy to run with his money, the new owners having to finally emerge from the dark eerie silence that prevails and .... the game with Spurs. Plenty for you HF to get excited over, no doubt.

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  23. I Never read any other blog these days, you always cheer me up.

    keep blowing them bubbles ;-)

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    1. Pete is "Bubbles" your pet name ?

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  24. And at the same time we were beating the "mighty" Robins. W,ham struggled to salvage a draw against premier League title contenders after a blistering 2 yard tap in from "old thing cole". Luckily Barca got beat yesterday so the beautiful football ethos instilled into the irons by allardyce wins the bragging rights over their Catalan rivals once again. The West Ham style is so hypnotic it causes one to relax,lie back and enjoy the spectacle. Unfortunately this presents problems if you are actually at the game and that's why some choose to just sit back and enjoy the game from the comfort of their own armchairs. And while the ball is in the air you have plenty time for writing down those all important player ratings. The Games Gone Crazy brought to you by SCS the sofa specialists.

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  25. You need to be sued then disemboweled.

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  26. Where do you think fat air traffic controller Sam will go next ?

    When do you move to Stansted ?

    Aero will be the shirt sponsor next year and then there is that statue of Jacksons' chimp to build.Best label it as a statue or could pass for one of your fans ? Plaque underneath HAMMERSFAN ?

    M.O.T

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  27. Well now we know why w,ham fans never leave comments on armchair hammers home site. They're all beavering away with vomit inducing,arse licking comments in the guise of Leeds fans on this site.

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  28. Great article as always Hammersfan & bang on the money as usual.

    I have a soft spot for the Hammers & get to quite a few games being based in London myself.

    Should be playing in the same league & won't be long now.

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    1. Jonty. Are you one of the armchair hammers sauna boys?

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