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Sunday, 27 January 2013

Leeds will turn a blind eye to Horacio's complaints at their cost


So Becchio's agent Horacio Rossi has spelt it out. And sugared the pill a little for Leeds fans. He explained to Sky:

"Luciano is on a spectacular run of form at the moment and for that reason Leeds came to us at the moment that Europa League clubs declared their interest in Luciano."

"As the club had declared that they would not accept any offer in this transfer window, I proposed to them the idea of extending Luciano's contract with Leeds until 2017 so that Luciano could end his career at the club."

"But for a new contract, there has to be an improvement. The offer that they made to us was insufficient. We respect the club's efforts, but it isn't enough."

"Leeds is like a home for Luciano. He feels respect and love for the club's fans. He has the best intentions of staying. He was willing to give up a lot of money to stay at Leeds."

"Luciano has to think about his family. He has three children. He has to look for security for them. He is 29-years-old, not 25. He is only a footballer once."

"Leeds say that Luciano is the most expensive player in their squad. They said on their website that he is the player who earns most but I don't know if this is true. It doesn't seem right to me. I don't know what (El-Hadji) Diouf, or (Ross) McCormack earn."

So there you have it, for what it's worth. Luciano loves Leeds and the Leeds fans, but he loves money more. Or rather, he loves Leeds more but only if there is more money. And the Leeds Board love Luciano but only if that love doesn't cost them any more money. And Luciano loves his family but his family needs more money. And his family love Leeds but only if there is more money. And Luciano would love to stay at Leeds until the end of his career, but only if there is more money and Leeds would love to keep him, unless they are offered more money.

You see, Lennon and McCartney were wrong all along. Money can buy you love.

What do they call it in Italy? Filthy Lucreiano?

26 comments:

  1. wot are you on? another copy n paste job. bravo

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  2. Copy and paste ....with a twist of you're drivel ......calvin klien boring nob .

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    1. Yeah, but a brilliant headline!

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    2. You really think so? You sad Twat!!!

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    3. God your boring zzzzzzz

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  3. Obsessive compulsive disorder,made worse this due to w,ham not having a game this weekend.(why's that?) Still at least it gives you the opportunity to put your armchair covers in the machine or poss tub.

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  4. I wonder why people want to beat you up!!!

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  5. today i dont mind your rants aimed at Leeds,i was concerned you would use todays clash with the tots to spout your usual hateful remarks towards all things Judaism...for that alone i thank you.

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    1. What has Judaism got to do with anything? Is Becchio Jewish? Oh, I see, this is a supporter of a Muslim owned football club bringing up the fact that Tottenham are traditionally seen as a Jewish club. Wouldn't have entered my head, never does when we play Spurs. Being a Londoner, I prefer Tottenham to northern based teams, and given Hitler would have wiped out my family had Germany won the war, I certainly have no antiSemitic feelings. That would involve hating my own grandmother and the Chairman and joint owner of my club. You are a strange chap. Perhaps, now, you will hold my Jewish blood against me in your rants?

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    2. Careful you left the oven on

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    3. i hate your grandmother

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  6. and i am sure the rest of the leeds faithful thank you also,yet again thanks and have a nice day watching leeds get stuffed,and i look forward to your 4 o"clock rant about how bad we are,but please no anti-JEW remarks,you have shown today that you have grown up a bit....

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    1. DONT EVER SIDE WITH HIM...tit

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  7. Keep blowing bubbles you muppet

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  8. but then again, are you or I any different,gone are the days of a loyal player, mercenaries, the whole lot of em.
    Just give me the money

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  9. Any further comments about the Jew hating racists at West Ham United?

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  10. you must b blind if cant see the truth in that post! he has one good season and he thinks he can have the same contracts as premier league players! bechio is an average championship player.

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    1. Two c's in his name mate. And lot's of E's in his bank account if his agent has his way.

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  11. argee 100%, gfh have freed up wages so give the lad a bit extra.

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  12. Only in you're tiny pathetic mind .

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  13. Not in the team, not on the bench, he's on his way - but for how much?

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  14. Hi all - anyone remember Captain Horatio Hornblower ?

    Anyhow, we don't need Becchio anymore because we have Varney & Somma who are much better players. Whilst i will miss 'lucky' he is not indespensible & is not getting any younger either.

    Varney is a much more skilful player & is also good at tennis like me.

    If anyone fancies a chat join me on JA606 with all my other 606 friends & we can talk all things LUFC & tennis.

    Any one fancy a game of tennis ?

    MOT

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  15. The blogs are coming thick and fast now aren't they armchair hammer? Is it because fewer and fewer people are commenting and you have difficulty getting an erection with so little attention? Lets face it,your wife clearly isn't much to look at so she won't give you a hard on. You don't have the time to spare anyway,not even 30 seconds.

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  16. C u dint post my repley at 12.09 hf tosser .

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  17. Get back to your anal beads.
    you must be missing them.....

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  18. again i thank you for not using yesterdays games as a platform to spread you hate against the Judaism faith,keep it up,small steps but a large leap forward/

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