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Sunday, 27 January 2013

Lionel Varney Gives Leeds Advantage Over Parker Inspired Tottenham At Half Time

No sign of Becchio, but who needs the lumbering Argentine when you have Lionel Varney in the team? The ball from Shit Brown was brilliant, Hell Hadji left it superbly when in an offside position, and Varney's run and finish were superb. Everybody expected him to pass, especially Vertonghen who failed to come across to challenge, but Varney ran on, looked up, shaped his body and buried a gem of a goal. Fantastic!

So far, Leeds have been the better team, cheered on by a passionate Elland Road. Funny the way the fans can find the money for a Cup tie and forget their hatred for Master Bates isn't it?

Byram has been outstanding, forcing Bale to switch wings, and Leeds have looked comfortable. Tottenham's attacking options on the bench are limited, so if Leeds can keep Bale and Lennon shackled, they could be on for a fantastic victory.

And Tottenham? Another goal less 45 minutes with Parker pulling the midfield strings!

15 comments:

  1. Get your money out Levy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. whats lionel varney? i dont get it

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  3. Who needs Becchio when you have Varney, McCormack & Brown

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    1. Lionel varney? Most amusing. I presume you also used w,hams Noble,s christian name when referring to Shit Brown?

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  5. Well its all over now. How exciting it is to be in the Cup!
    Knowing how sick to the stomach Hammersfan is feeling as the team he despises Marches On is the icing on the cake.

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  6. it's all gone quiet all of a sudden

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    1. The game has ended you fool, you can open your eyes now, Leeds have won!

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    2. And you can open YOUR eyes now,your wife's gone out of the room.

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  7. Giants of london my arse. Just like west ham full of shit.

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  8. So i've just happened across your latest hourly LUFC instalment and i notice you've wrote a summary of the game so far. Are you so deluded that you think people will flock to your site,bypassing tv,radio and internet coverage? I mean why? You've got this addiction really bad. You must engage with real people,you and your cousin/wife need to mingle.

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  9. 16.35 - it worked for you. And me. haha, his site always pops up on Newsnow and I always read it, either for the angry comments for his unusually honest commentary. He's a Leeds fan at heart anyway!

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    1. And you're a cock at heart. Get your tongue out of the armchair hammers arse. Tool.

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    2. his arse tastes like Andy Carrol's ponytail

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