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Wednesday 1 May 2013

Leeds fans hoping Bates is President for life

Well, the agreed term of Master Bates Presidency is fixed at three years so 99% of Leeds fans will be hoping that Master Bates dies in his honorary role!

Given all that granite is going spare after the aborted plan to build the Warnock's statue, I wonder if it will be used to build a bust of Bates' head? If positioned appropriately, with mouth open, it might at least stop the Leeds fans pissing in the wind!

23 comments:

  1. GFH will have no choice im sure...you can tell by the specific term agreed and it really shows you how pathetic Ken Bates is that this would be one of his conditions to selling the club....

    The fans just need to put this on the back burner and dont let him get a rise because that its all about. Ignore it and get on with next season and supporting Eddie Hitlers new team

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  2. No thanks, we usually put 11 statues out every other Saturday !

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    1. Bit harsh on Byram, 1323 otherwise point taken.

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  3. Loving the Bate's bust idea. Might even donate to it's sculpting

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  4. We get bates for 3 more years of shame...i suppose its better than the everlasting shame of throwing the great Bobby Moore out of your stadium cos he didn't buy a ticket. 'we wan ve warld carrp' then chucked the best player you ever had onto the street....yes it was the club that did it but where was the protest from you lot eh.......or don't you want to talk about it?. plastic fan from a plastic club...

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  5. mr harry redknapp.west ham hero.praising leeds united.

    makes all the stuff you write seem ridiculous now doesnt it.
    like when warnock turned you down for us.
    west ham=tinpot bag of shite mid table team biding their time till the next relegation

    leeds united=former football great stuck in a rut but blessed with massive potential.

    i know which one id rather be

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    1. You're talking about a guy who can't read and rite proper and who forgets he opened a bank account in the name of his dog! Bless.

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  6. Oh you silly little Internet troll

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  7. Can anyone tell me what does a president do.does it mean he can still slag us all off and pinch our money.what say does he have in our boardroom?????

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    1. its so he can sit high up the stands so that he can piss on you for the next 3 years

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    2. I think bates takes advice from the clown who writes this blog ! Both full of self importance and don't like Leeds fans and they know f-ck all about football . Bates won't have any say in the boardroom he can give advice but the directors don't have to take it. The best thing for Leeds is that he buys another club then he will have to leave . I hope his boat sinks with him on it

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  8. Karen Brady

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  9. I have to say, very funny article, had me in stitches. I dont see why people dont see this as friendly football banter. I do hope bates has presidency for life. Just hope thats a very short term life! Its definately something bates wrote out personally on the contract for them to buy the club, sadistic wanker that he is! If gfh spend some decent cash and keep byram in the summer then we know bates has nothing to do with any of the dealings that go on at elland road! We as leeds fans now need to support the club we love 100% and help us achieve promotion. Only way we as a club are gonna do it!

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  10. I think that's officially McDermott's job now, isn't it?

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  11. 99 out every 100 people supporting Leeds wish death on a fellow human being? Even in the very very dark, unpleasant place your heads at I think it an unlikely statistic.

    Cheer up HF, step away from the Laptop, that's it one two three steps. Now, stop look around. what do you see? Yes, that's right, it's the real world with real people and real things going in.

    Tap someone on the shoulder and ask them if you can join in. Tell them your problems, explain to them how those horrid Leeds fans won't accept you and how you'd prefer a real life and not the slavery of being derided by the Leeds fans you admire so much.Tell them how unfair it is that the West Ham boys won't accept you either. You never know HF you might find a real Stani to play with! Go on, give it a go son, there must be another, real Stani out there. Try hard HF, all is not lost there is still hope.

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  12. your on holiday have fun or is this your idea of fun on your holidays....spending an hour every day of your valueable holiday time droning on and on and on about a team you claim not to be bothered about it,s odd...go for a walk on the beach,make love in the sea....try,try and try again for a child....you owe it to your parents.

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  13. i hope when i go on my jollies i get to spend an hour every day doing what your doing now......it must be such fun.....they should put it in the brochure.

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  14. relax...the world will still turn.

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