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Thursday, 23 May 2013

Leeds United Ambassador Cries Foul Over Watford's Loan Policy

Interesting that a man who many regard as Master Bates' s poodle should use the term "I don't have a dog in the fight" when referring to the Play Off Final on Monday. Of course, many animal lovers might take offence at this apparent reference to illegal dog fighting by Lorimer, but that's a side issue.

More to the point is that an official Ambassador of the club has seen fit to voice concerns over Udinese Calcio's lend lease policy, with the Scottish thunderbolt revealing that he will be supporting Crystal Palace on Monday because he doesn't agree with the way Watford have exploited a "loophole" and betrayed the "spirit of the game" in the process.

Aware, perhaps, of the litigious nature of the club under the Pozzos, Lorimer is careful to say that "they haven't broken any rules" but he expresses the belief that Watford will "not be able to get away with it" again next season now that the "authorities" have "cottoned on".

Lorimer goes on to dismiss both Watford and Palace as unworthy promotion candidates, claiming he wasn't impressed by either team when they played Leeds, which is a tad odd given the 1-6 reverse at Elland Road. But I suppose it is difficult to get a clear view of the pitch when you are watching the game from deep inside Ken Bates's anus.

Most peculiar of all is the revelation that it took Lorimer until the last game of the season to understand what Watford were up to! Lorimer, appropriately sounding off in the Yapping Post, whines, "When we went to Vicarage Road on the last day of the season I looked at their match day programme and was really surprised to see just how many members of Udinese’s squad have been in England for Watford’s benefit." So, a guy on the payroll of Leeds, who also earns a crust from sports journalism, reveals himself to be utterly clueless about one of the biggest controversies of the Championship season!

Of course, it is more than a little ironic that a member of THAT "Dirty, dirty" Revie squad should speak out against a club betraying "the spirit of the rules"! Talk about pots and kettles!

40 comments:

  1. I see you are still suffering from rectal cranium inversion syndrome HF!

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  2. As if we care what he thinks...

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  3. only person bothered what he says is you my friend

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    1. But you're bothered by what I say obviously!

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    2. i wouldnt say bothered,it killed a minute or two while i was on the toilet taking a massive west ham

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    3. yeh its so obvious?

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  4. leeds overload on here past seven days! whats up? the wife got a puncture?

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  5. i dont even read lorimers words anymore.not interested.you have gone out of your way to read it though,which is proper sad

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    1. LOL, so if that is sad, how sad is it to read my words on Lorimer's words?

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    2. Have you nothing better to do than read all things Leeds and write about it? Lazy journalism! Why haven't you written an article on the rise in prices of season tickets at westham for new buyers? There may be fans of your club looking on the westham site wanting to know more about it and you don't give them that service because your so hung up on Leeds!

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    3. hf,i read most of your posts.some i find interesting,some are just bollocks.most proper leeds fans have stopped listening to peter lorimer a long time ago.i bet you had a hard on when you read lorimers comments-2 of your favourite teams mentioned in one story.i bet you knocked one out over the keyboard there and then! haha

      the sad thing is you have typed in leeds news now and must check it multiple times a day.its very sad

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  6. Typical statement from a player who cost us a world cup place all those years ago! One of the awful players that dirty Leeds churned out.
    This world does not need another resurrection of Leeds and I really hope they go down next season to Div 2 and beyond.
    Dreadful club and support!

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    1. Bit strong that, have a Snickers love!

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    2. Aww Di dums ,,

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    3. Posting on your own blog again, Corey Gundry?

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    4. HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHIHIHIHIHIHOHOHOHOHOHO are you the old fag in disguis???

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    5. and who are you big man?

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    6. what no mark team do you support,go on giv us a laugh

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    7. Chinga tu madre.

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    8. Also a leeds player scored in that game numpty

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    9. Lorimer is Scottish you turnip, the only thing he cost England was a goal at Hampden park with his vicious right boot. It was actually the moron Shilton who cost England who allowed a nothing shot to go through his hands,and no one notices the other England player who lost control of the ball seconds before which put Huinter in a ludicrous situation. So the Ingurland fans could only blame a Leeds player for somehow being at fault for not controlling a ludicrous ball. What have Watford given to the football world exactly? Peter Taylor? nuff said hahahahahaha

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  7. we are Leeds

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  8. You intrigue me as I don't understand your obsession with all things Leeds if you're a Hammers fan. Is this all you blog about or do you also try to wind up other teams fans?
    I read an article, a long time ago now, by you that made me laugh but for a while now it's all been dull and tinged with hate.
    Football is a beautiful game but you seem to want to make it ugly.
    Hammer or spammer?

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  9. "From Ken Bates's anus" Bates's doesn't have an apostrophe s at the end, but good effort

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  10. Hmm! So you don't like Leeds?
    But there must be something else for you in life?
    A hobby perhaps?
    Shark fishing?
    You could even be the bait if you got really bored?

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  11. stick to youre own clubs affairs and leave ours alone. you are boring.

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  12. Are you still alive??

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  13. still bitter about the fuckin 70s aswel! let it go you sad bastard

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  14. I can’t understand what Watford’s thinking is, they will lose all those loan players next season. Who do they expect to field in the premier league?

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  15. 20:36, no need to get your nickers in a twist, no one agrees with anything Lorimer says anymore

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  16. Once Watford's promotion winning team go back for a heroe's return in Italy, who will they loan from for their premier league side? Inter? Barce?

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  17. I don't even bother reading this poor excuse for a blog or any of the others you spew out, just here to say you are still a tool who isn't good enough to be a Leeds fan and so supports a never will be fourth rate London club. But don't feel too bad, anyone who isn't a Leeds fan is 2nd rate compared to us. Hence the jealousy amongst non Leeds fans.

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  18. Tell us about Noel Hunt WANKER! Bit slow today on the proactive reporting. MOT

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  19. Watford lost to Leeds you sausage when they had to endure 90 minutes of 11 Leeds players, you must stop dwelling on a game that we were in full control of until we were down to 9 players, also you should be reminded, we still bagged a goal with those 9 men.
    Get yourself some of those anal beads your club owners sell to help pay your players wages, it could just take your mind off the next seasons premier league cannon fodder

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  20. Hey Hammerfan, As you are an arsehole expert can you please clarify something for us all. Is it you who lives in your lover 'Headmaster''s anus or is it the other way round??

    One of you needs to take a massive dump.

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  21. Lorimer was a great player..but now the guy just talks bollocks.take a back seat peter,before you lose total respect from ur fellow leeds fans..and cockney boy,come up with something interesting for a change.

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  22. FRONT BOTTOMS

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  24. Oh 2o36.....did dirty leeds beat ur team,whichever that is..fuck off

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