Yeovil in Somerset: Population 40,000.
Sheffield in Yorkshire: Population 550,000+
Yeovil Town FC ground capacity 9,565
Shafting United's ground capacity 32,609
Yeovil Town operate on a shoestring budget but have declared a profit for 3 years in succession; Shafting United have received £20m+ from West Ham as compensation for having a shit team and getting relegated. It's a bit like a poodle taking on a pit bull.
Every West Ham fan will be cheering on Yeovil tonight!