Leeds fans can relax, it looks as if their milk is safe! There were rumours that the oil rich Yorkshire club were chasing out of contract Motherwell winger Chis Humphrey, but it looks as if the former West Brom trainee is heading into the Scottish second division instead, with a deal with the once mighty Glasgow Rangers in the offing.
Mind you, it was a close run thing. And after, at last, burying milk snatcher Thatcher, it would have been a cruel blow indeed to milk lovers across the city had there suddenly been a Humphrey about!
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