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Saturday, 25 May 2013

Leeds United chasing Unigate raider?

Leeds fans can relax, it looks as if their milk is safe! There were rumours that the oil rich Yorkshire club were chasing out of contract Motherwell winger Chis Humphrey, but it looks as if the former West Brom trainee is heading into the Scottish second division instead, with a deal with the once mighty Glasgow Rangers in the offing.

Mind you, it was a close run thing. And after, at last, burying milk snatcher Thatcher, it would have been a cruel blow indeed to milk lovers across the city had there suddenly been a Humphrey about!

To see the speedy and elusive Humphrey in action, follow this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c6whv90A2Y

30 comments:

  1. Wow, HF, the agents throw you the press a line, you bite every time and perform like a puppet on a string.

    For goodness sake someone send this guy a puncture repair kit, he needs some love in his life!

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  2. You talk shite

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  3. You really are a complete fuckwit aren't you?

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  4. What a load of shit you write......get back in your attic room old timer you are boring.

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  5. Scraping the barrell in your increasingly desperate attempts for hits and attention.

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  6. Are you a hacker?

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  7. arent you bored of doing this everyday hf?

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  8. you are completely out of touch with reality

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  9. It's weird how he obsesses over our club. Very strange- its good to know we are still a club people care to right about though

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  10. here is some more shite for you hammersfan,
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    1. First it's funny, then it's irritating then it's bloody annoying

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    2. then have youself a wank while you work out why i do it

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    3. Not the comeback I was hoping for mate but nice try anyway!!

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    4. Come on mate, everyone likes a good wank. I am no good to anyone without three a day!

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  11. He's shit anyway! Only thing he has going for him is his pace. You are an absolute twat and obviously in awe of our great club...

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  12. written by a typical west ham faggot

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  13. WTF are you smoking? It must be pretty strong stuff!

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  14. BIG OILED TITS NOW THATS INTERESTING

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  15. The thing that confuses me the most is where on earth you get these stories. you seem to have dragged these "news" stories from completely out of the blue most of the time!

    I found it particularly fascinating that you posted your "zero percent interest on season tickets" post merely 20 minutes after the official site had posted.

    Seriously dude, please figure there are more important things in life than following a club and posting drivel just to wind up a large proportion of their fans. And before you "quote" me to have said there are more important things than Leeds, read it again you hopeless excuse for a journalist.

    Hope i see this comment approved this time wet spam fan!

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  16. do us all a favour. go away.

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  17. I've been a Leeds fan all my life and I've been all over the country watching them. Being a Leeds fan has more ups and downs than any other fans in the world the really shit times to the really best times one thing remains Leeds fans are among the greatest fans in the world you couldn't start to understand the bond we have with our club!! We have had champions league football to third tier football to the death of Garry speed & two fans killed in turkey !!!! You don't know anything about our club or the fantastic supporters we have !!!!! I love being a Leeds fan because people like you don't like us. So do us all a favour and f-ck off you attention seeking dickhead try another club now the season is over !!!! Sit down and have a think why you write shit about Leeds you really need help its now an obsession ( we are Leeds) you are a childish dickhead

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  18. same old same old, get a life hf

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  19. Get a death wanker! All you do is react to bollocks in the press. Do some proactive searching and come up with some thing interesting. You really are scraping the barrel and subsequently you are getting very very predictable and boring. Time to move on I think. How's that fat ugly wife of yours again, probably sweating in bed waiting for you to stop trolling for porn. MOT

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  20. cant some one cut this knob with a gobs link he sounds like hes a mommys boy to me who has too get his nappy changed before he can sit down with his rattle and talk more shite dickwad

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  21. Coming from a leeds fan.. this post was hilarious, i actually clicked that Youtube link.. hahaha

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  22. Keep your political views to yourself. your tastless comments arent welcome eithet

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  23. This dick isn't a Leeds fan, hasn't got the quality. Just a cockney bastard.

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  24. fuck me is he stiill on here wot a pleb yeah a big pleb without a brain knobstain cockney thicko

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