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Saturday, 4 May 2013

Watford have edge over Hull because Leeds are far weaker than Cardiff

Never mind the relative strengths of Udinese Calcio and Hull City, today's playoff shoot out boils down to the quality of the two contenders' opponents. If Cardiff are still focused, Hull are at a massive disadvantage because, as Nice Guy Brian is beginning to understand, the Leeds squad he has inherited is woefully inadequate.

After the 6-1 home humiliation at the hands of the Calabroni, Leeds should have their pride to play for, but the Warnock convinced them after the game that they were the better team and had been robbed by poor refereeing decisions. In fact, the guys in the Leeds dressing room don't understand that they have lost a game all season. It was always down to the officials or stupid Tom Lees. And nothing has changed under Nice Guy Brian who blamed the absurd sending off of AllAgro for the last Leeds reverse.

All that said, Zola is absolutely convinced that the families have united to block Udinese's promotion to the Prem. If Leeds are awarded a dodgy penalty today, or a Calabrone is dismissed, expect cries of ingiusto.

Watford have to be clear favourites to win the game, even if the officials are wearing Leeds kits when they run out on to the pitch, which puts all the pressure on Hull and Steve Bruce.

Hull's recent form is poor and their strikers have forgotten how to score - which is bad news when you are playing against the divisional Champions who have built success on a water tight defence. If Cardiff score early, or news comes through that Watford are ahead, alarm bells will start ringing and the players will start to panic. The only hope for Hull is if Cardiff arrive unfocused because their season is over.

Meanwhile, Leeds are cast in the embarrassing role of "making up the numbers". Three of the clubs involved are dreaming of the Prem; Leeds fans are simply relieved that the club is not involved in the battle to avoid the drop which involves all eight clubs beneath them.

42 comments:

  1. "Making up the numbers"....oh the irony!

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  2. Not fooling anybody there HF. That was a dig at Leeds and not the painfully verbose critique of today's game you disguised it as. We're not famous any more are we? The Watford fans should be worried because, even if you factor in the rule of averages you are a very poor predictor of football results.

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  3. Talk about stating the obvious. The title of this thread is nothing LUFC fans don't know already.
    Sadly though most of us are aware that due to your unconTROLLable need for attention. it's just a sad attempt to provoke a vitriolic response. I dunno maybe you have masochistic tendencies too! Do you get off on the backlash hf?

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  4. id rather be a leeds fan than a west ham fan with their racist fans and empty trophy cabinet! LOL

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  5. AND I BET YOU WILL BE WATCHING IT WONT YOU.HAHAHAHA

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  6. pathetic little man ,,, you must lie awake at night looking for an angle to have a pop at Leeds ,,, we must be the only contact you have with the outside world ,, we must be the only friends you have and we all hate you ,, get a rope you waste of oxygen

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  7. Concentrate on west ham for a change or are you just a wannabe leeds fan?

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  8. so get to the point divvy ,,, what exactly are you predicting??! because im predicting a Leeds win , and a hull win ,, oh and Leeds will score in the first half ,, now name the results BIG BLOGGER

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  9. all ifs and buts ,,, don't skirt around the edge , predict who will win ,,, and do it before kick off

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  10. watford 1 leeds utd 2,yours sincerely,mystic meg

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  11. I hope they beat us.dont want hull shity going up.roll on next year.im sureu will be with us cockney boy.it just wont be the same,without ur knoeledge and wit.

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  12. what the fcuk are you on about now ? your like a spoilt kid

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  13. according to my watch you have half an hour to predict your winners ,,, were waiting ??!!

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  14. Watford 2 Leeds 0; Hull 2 Cardiff 1

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    1. i predicted a Leeds win and they would score in the first half ,, mystic meg predicted that Leeds would win 2-1 ,,, you know absolutely fuck all tosser ,,,, all the bollox you write is exactly that , total bollox ,,, now watch wank spam lose to a really shit newcastle ,,,, 2-0

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    2. you are not as good as mystic meg,sonny

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    3. What a cock, I'm sure Leeds won, oh wait, they did win and yet again you are made to look like the utter wanker you are .... You hide behind the internet, trolling and annoying fans from various clubs yet Leeds seems to be your favourite and that must stem from either jealousy or bitterness for some reason. I think you should post a picture so we can all see what a loser you are, my guess is you have a face like an arse and an arse like your missus face.

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    4. 1501, you got the West Ham result wrong again I see!

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    5. again ???? its the first time I've shown any interest in a west ham result let alone predict one before ,,, oh well newcastle obviously edged a really boring game , and all that coming from a team who must be at their lowest after the last two weeks getting thrashed by a poor Liverpool and dominated by their biggest rivals at home,,, talk about there for the taking !!!!

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  15. What no despicable racist overtones? What's wrong with you HF?

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  16. 1-0 leeds lol

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  17. well the big blogger predictions are already down ,,, on the other hand i predicted Leeds would score in the first half ,,, i notice mystic meg also predicted a 2-1 win to Leeds so she's still in the picture ,,,,

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  18. Which just goes to show that as usual, you know fuck all

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  19. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Cockney fuckwit.

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  20. You know nothing you arse! Why don't you stick to embarrassing yourself with your pathetic knowledge of football and even more puerile humour in front of your own fans?

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  21. And the winner is........................................................................Mystic Meg!

    Well played girl!

    HF you are one very sad, creepy Troll. You are the weakest link. Goodbye!

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  22. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

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  23. I always like it when a fool opens his mouth and confirms what everybody already knows.
    Not looking so knowledgeable about football now are we?

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  24. Wot a cock u look now twat face ;)

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  25. You got no brain hahahaha You haven`t a clue hahahahahahaha STUPID MAN!!! HAHAHAHAHA

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  26. 2-1 Leeds. woefully inadequate......bang on again hf you sad little chopper you make mystic meg look credible!!!!

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  27. in the 6-1 defeat, Leeds had a red card in the first half and an injury at the beggning of the second, so went down to 9 men with the game even and score at 0-1, most of Watford's goals came in the final ten minutes, and ten minutes injury time. So the whole result was not a comprehensive thrashing as you portray. And as seen today, Watford are average, even with their Italian squad, no cutting edge, they would struggle in the premier league like all the clubs in the top six. Very average set of promotion contentenders this year

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  28. got that wrong did'nt you hairy arse - sorry Watford! not! MOT

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  29. Racist hf, wrong on both

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  30. Scores wrong but outcome the same: Hull promoted! Well done to Leeds for helping Hull City to the Premiership! Ironic or what?

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  31. Wot the score homofan

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  32. Ha ha ha. What an absolute dickhead you are. Bet you feel incredibly stupid now,eh hammer fraud? How wrong could you be. Could job you don't do football tipping and blogging for a living isn't it? You'd starve to death. What an embarrassment you must be to your family and anyone who has the misfortune to know you. Where once you had zero credibility,you now have minus zero. Feck off and take your laptop with you.

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  33. 17.20, what a dick, hf got it wrong, not first time its happened wont be last, we all go to games thinking our teams are gonna win,we all predict by what score, lost all credibility if your gonna stick it to the twat do it right

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  34. 18.40,i don't know which east end dog turd you crawled out from under,but where did i mention "lost all credibility". I stated that he didn't have any to begin with. Learn to read and comprehend you dickhead.

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  35. And Newcastle robbed against hoofball team called w..k ham. The ball was clearly over the line

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  36. This guy supports west ham. Loser.

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  37. still on holiday i think....but one thing for sure still following the great Leeds United all through the day today... o9;o7...12;44....17;17.....17;16.....17;46......and i bet you watched the match also..odd.

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