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Sunday, 12 May 2013

Lightweight Gulf Finance House Seeking Early Exit From Leeds?

What a mess. New manager, new transfer window, new hope, new opportunities, new season ahead - and same old mess at Leeds United.

The club desperately needs three things: money, new players and stability. What are Gulf Finance House / Gulf Finance Capital offering? Very little money so far, no pledge on signing new players and an atmosphere of uncertainty, bordering on chaos.

Poor Nice Guy Brian, no wonder he needs a holiday. He's given the Board his wish list and now he needs a break. He's only been in charge for a month but he's off, turning his back on the cloud that hangs over Elland Road.

The cloud? What cloud? Leeds fans will demand in Sunny Jim Callaghan fashion. Well perhaps it's not a cloud, perhaps it's a sand storm. The Arab Bank Built On Sand made a profit last year. A profit of one million! That means buying one leg of Adam Le Fondre would take the entire company into loss! What a farce!

Now the parent company has confirmed that it is seeking "an early exit" from its strategic investments. Is it any wonder? Leeds have been bought as a trading chip and the trouble is GFH were duped into buying a club that nobody else is interested in.

Leeds fans hoping for a flood of new players had better readjust expectations quickly. There may be a few free transfers and a few loan deals but there won't be a lot more. And meanwhile, Sam Byram will be burning a hole in the Arab bank's thawb. £8m is eight times the entire company's profit last year!

51 comments:

  1. thought you had another full day in la la land ,,,, at least in this latest drivel you've spelt ARAB right ,,, have you found the spell check on mummys pc ??

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    1. One day you might find the apostrophe key and learn how to capitalise.

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    2. you just don't get it ,, im not the one who's trying to pass myself off as a wanna be journalist ,, my spelling and grammar does not need to be perfect , yours on the other hand does ... and because its not you have no right to pick people up on theirs , you also have no credibility as a wanna be journalist .... now off you pop down to play on the swings in la la park

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    3. Pot calling the kettle black, your obsession with Leeds is extremely boring and I really wish you'd fuck off and move on ... Write about some other club, try your own for instance !!

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    4. HF, if you posted on your homemade blog about quantum physics or calculus we might be a tiny bit impressed. But to big yourself up by using full stops and capitals when most of your responders can't be bothered to use because they either

      1. Have more important things to do or

      2. Like to watch you get excited by the correct use of the word your because they think it's funny

      Makes you look a by bit of a sad and lonely type. Your desperate attempts to deny this look, to a normal person, a bit made up!

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  2. Silly Bastard

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  3. I have to agree with your sentiments, the future does not look good at all for us Leeds fans. These people have no interest in making the club successful. Got to wonder why Preston Haskell, a man with alot of money and ambition for Leeds, was not allowed to buy the club.

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    1. Are you retarded? Why do you think others weren't allowed to buy the club ... Errrmmm, maybe because they wanted full control with Bates and co gone but Bates didn't want that, noooo, only this bunch of Arabs were dumb enough to buy with him still attached !! ... I'm ashamed sometimes to be associated with some of you dumb fucking so called Leeds fans!!

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    2. what a bizarre comment, I don't know what it has to do with what I said. Haskell couldn't buy the club because Bates agreed an exclusivity period with GFH which allowed them to faff around for months emailing people for money! otherwise he would have bought Leeds ages ago and immediately put 10million into the club on transfer fees and Leeds might ahve been looking at the playoffs in the last few weeks, not relegation. There was also Saudi interest who eventually gave up because of GFH scratching their arses for too long in this exclusivity period.

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    3. I didn't post it in reply to your comment, bizarre is the word lol as it was nothing to do with what you wrote lol

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  4. Love these blogs

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  5. Oh how I wish you'd left off that question mark!

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  6. Hey, Bad boy shitty pants.It is normal for managers/players to take a break at this time of the year.What with all the globetrotting you do,you should know..... MOT

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  7. Same shit different day
    Racist scum move on

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  8. Hammersfan. Just out of interest, I seem to remember at the beginning of last season that you had chosen Leeds as a Championship club to report on for the 2012/13 season. Your blog archive doesn't seem to go back that far for me to be able to check.

    If I am right in thinking this, then now that the season is over, you should surely be looking for some other poor sods to spend your time on.

    Some of your posts over the season have been quite interesting, but lately they seem ill-informed at best - this one about GFH being a prime example. None of us really know what plans this company have for the immediate future, or how they plan to finance the next season - other investors seems to be the way they are heading - your article may be based on fact, but the majority of it is pure speculation on your part.

    The majority of Leeds fans feel that no matter what GFH plan to do, anyone is better than Bates.

    Anyway, if you stick to your 'club for a season' idea, then as the season is over, this article may very well be your last on Leeds United. That is, of course, if you stick to your word?

    Or maybe focusing on the sleeping giant that is Leeds United has brought you so much more traffic and attention to your site, that you won't be able to let us go? Well you won't be the first to fall in love with Leeds and you won't be the last.

    Good luck and parting is such sweet sorrow! (or maybe not!)

    Goodbye.

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  9. stating the downright bleeding obvious again HF..! of course GF will "Flip" the club. We all knew that from the start, it's a bloody finance brokerage company, not a Football business! I think your drinking too much Arak over there, and packing counterfeit tobacco! Ozzie Paul MOT

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  10. Meanwhile, with the Dildo factory working overtime, West Ham fans hope that their Stella array of footballing talent will be complimented by additional recruits in the summer.

    "Would sir like some more honey spreading on his bread", said HF's imaginary wife while he enjoyed his little fantasy!

    Have a nice day:)

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  11. I agree with fish
    The fact that this five year old is receiving so much traffic he's decided to stay around
    But he did write last year he had half a million readers
    Properly got a 10ft Dick
    Both are extremely dramatized

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  12. Love these blogs.. Great entertainment.. A little embarrasing that some of our fans STILL get upset & react..

    *shakes head*

    MOT

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    1. Prick .. HF insults Leeds fans and the club at every turn and you "Love these blogs" ... If you think an ignorant, arrogant, hate filled cockney is funny then you need to fuck off.

      "shakes head and puts up middle finger"

      Prick ... M O T !!

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    2. Not to get involved in your play ground argument but whose the retard again ? Who hates and loathes everything HF Writes and comments on. If you don't like it why read and comment? Why waste time.........Retard. Mot

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    3. "Who hates and loathes everything HF Writes and comments on" ... You're assuming the person who called you a retard has ever read one of HF's pieces of drivel, thus making your statement true ... On the other hand, you just made yurself look retarded by way of good ole' assumption :)

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    4. 11-56 Nice!! Nf you started this game last april i believe, and as has been stated it was to be played for a season as you "only adopt a club for a season" your words. Now for once in your life man up! and go forth and multiply..

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  13. Old news ya boring twat. Get a life numb nuts,your obssession with leeds United is quite disturbing.

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  14. Why don't you report recent or new news instead of rehashing old news? For instance,why is Andy Caroll willing to take a pay cut to re-join the Toon but not to stay at west ham? Funny that isn't it?

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  15. Arse wipe.. Do us a favour and write us something we don't know,Arabs No Money, Stability, Loanies, Byram £8m, You've done it all before it's well boring.

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  16. What are you seeing at Elland Rd that is different to the Boleyn Ground? Ive heard no mention of investment at WH. I presume big Sam has gone on holiday now, and you are backed by bankers (cockney slang) built on dildos & whips. Why didn't you pick up on the fact that Leeds U18s are champions. No, you don't like good news about Leeds do you?

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  17. MAKING STUFF UP AGAIN.HOW DID THE DINNER PARTY GO WITH ALL YOUR INVISIBLE FRIENDS?

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  18. DINNER PARTY IN ROMANIA ! LOL HF AND HIS UGLY WIFE AND A FEW PEOPLE HE DOESNT KNOW. 'COME ON LUV,WE BEST GO.I MUST GET BACK TO MY KEYBOARD AND CHECK THE LATEST NEWS ON LUFC'

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  19. Its getting boring now......I didnt even read this one fully as I am sure it is full of the same of crap.........Time to get a life, Im actually starting to feel sorry for you!

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  20. how was the dinner party old man?

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  21. You don't have a fucking clue do you

    They are an investment bank so will sell whenever they can make a profit, strangely enough thst's how ALL Investment Banks operate.

    And if it means taking short term hits to do that, by buying players to get to the Premiership for instance, then that's what they will do.

    Yet again you're showing your obsession with all things Leeds.

    As you claimed to only be following us this season because of Warnock isn't it time you fucked off and bugged someone else (oh sorry you can't can you as that wasn't the reason you keep posting, it's your mental condition that means you are incapable of ignoring any chance to have a dig at us).

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  22. childless N.F. wife seeking early exit from marriage due to the fact that he spends to much time following the great Leeds United and not enough time concentrating on conception.

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  23. Sssssh Millwall.

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  24. Don't be a twat all your life.

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  25. WHEN GFH SELL ER TO WILLY WALMARTS TO BUILD A 2.5M SQUARE FEET DISTRIBUTION DEPOT N LEEDS ARE IN THE LDV VAN SUNDAY OLD BOYS 11 LEAGUE WOULD ANY LEEDS FAN SET UP A FORUM/ BLOGG/BOARD & TALK SHITE ABOUT ANOTHER CLUB

    THE MIGHT WHITES BUBBLE BLOWERS REVENGE

    "NEWS JUST IN" "NEWS JUST IN"

    BIG SAM SIGNS NEW 2 YEAR DEAL THE WH DIRECTORS HOPE THAT THIS
    WILL STAVE OFF BIDS FOR OTHER CLUBS TRYING TO POACH BIG SAM
    FLICKLEY FC DAGENHAM & REDBRIDGE SOWERBY BRIDGE FC
    ALSO BIG SAM WILL HAVE A MEETING WID THE CHIEF DIRECTOR/CHAIRMAN
    BUBBLE BLOWER THIS WEEK TO SEE I THEY CAN SIGN THERE MAIN TRANFER TARGET ANDY LIVERPOOL REJECT CAROL WILL WH HAVE THE TIN LIVERPOOL WONT LET HIM GO CHEAP N IF HE WAS ANY GOOD WOULD LIVERPOOL BE SELLING HIM




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  26. What an absolute fanny this guy is... for one how do u know anytjing bowt gfh plans wen us leeds fans dont even know... two why do hav such an obsession with our cloub.. thirdly do ure players n manahement not go.on holiday? becos its natural every season u bandit.. we have a bin a disgrace under bates but we always stick together.. if ure so concerned with byram u lot buy him or maybe the truth is u dont have the money to improve ure squad either.. No money for whu... u dont need money to succeed just passion heart and a loyal fan base.. something u clearly dont get..

    see ya fanny face.. reply with caution if i was u!

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  27. Why don't you just drop dead or better still kill yourself, plenty of underground lines to jump on around London?

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  28. Does your constant hate of Our club stem from the fact that we bought Rio Ferdinand from your club for £18 million, turned him into a decent footballer and then sold him for £29 million?

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  29. Are you either elton john or cliff richard? Or perhaps michael barrymore? Bet you just love michael jackson too?

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  30. Come on Everton, stuff those piss weak Cockney rent boys.

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  31. I see Sami Allardici has got a whopping two year deal!

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  32. I bet David Gold wishes he'd used that contract to whipe his arse with now instead!

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  33. Now off you pop down to the park in la la land .. Go on the swings slide and roundabout and forget those nasty men from Everton giving wank spam a good hiding

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  34. You keep talking about Leeds having no money. Well it doesn't matter at all if the owners have money or not. Lets look at some facts.......
    How much money did, or still have the Man Utd board have when they bought the club? Oh yes, they borrowed £500,000,000 to buy the club, then dumped the debt on the club.
    There is no reason Leeds couldn't rack up a £20,000,000 debt and buy some players to push for promotion like most championship clubs do.
    From what you are saying it seems odd to me you have such big debts at West Ham, is it because your owners don't have any money, I can only assume this is the case.

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  35. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn

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  36. Lets try something new? your posts are great. we all love you, you are the wisdom we crave at Leeds, your mum doesn't know you wear her high heals when you use her computer, West ham are the best club in the world. You don't own a train set, you are wasted as a chip fryer at McDonalds, You own a mansion abroad, your cock is 10 inches long.............. anything else you want us to say to boost your ego so you fuck off and get a life you sad little twat?

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