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Tuesday, 26 March 2013

Warnock Sitting Pretty As Adkins Chooses Reading Over Leeds

Is Warnock stripped to the waist, sitting crossed legged under a Bodhi tree as we speak? How else can you explain his sense of serenity and the way the board at Leeds seem to be see him as the source of all knowledge?

'New manager? No need to panic. Let's take our time. Leave the decision up to me,' Warnock declared before undressing and assuming the lotus position beneath the tree planted in his honour in the Grove Road Recreation Ground.

With Poyet talking to Reading, the Warnock was untroubled, declaring unto an anxious Haigh, "No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path."

With Adkins now bound for Reading instead, the Warnock declares to a panicky Patel, "Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others."

And still the Warnock sits on, crossed legged, beneath his Bodhi tree in the Grove Road Recreation Park uttering pearls of wisdom as the candidate list for the job of managing Leeds shortens.

"Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind", the Warnock tells the board as they kneel before him in homage.

"He is able who thinks he is able" he pronounces as he looks at a portrait of himself held up by his favoured acolytes Brown, Kenny and Tonge.

"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind", he pronounces as Haigh asks about the credentials of Il Duce Di Canio.

And all the time, the roots grow out of the Warnock's arse, entwining themselves around the heart of Leeds United and squeezing it so hard it bleeds in admiration.

Soon the Warnock will speak. Soon the Warnock will pronounce the anointed one. Soon the Warnock will declare from beneath the Bodhi tree in the Grove Road Recreation Ground, "You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and affection. The new manager therefore should be me."

45 comments:

  1. Hi hf,Iread on one of your w ham blogs that you enjoy hoovering up blue bottles.You say you like to hear them rattling up the pipes (true folks). Tell me,is that normal behaviour?Anyway what are all those blue bottles doing in your bedsit? O,h i know,there attracted to SHIT...YOU ARE A SAD MAN.are you not...And you must be smelly...lol

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    1. Good to know that you read the West Ham blog too and that you save every image I create in your head. Hoovers are wonderful things. I love the noise they make and the best foreplay in the world consists of lying on the sofa with a beautiful woman, dressed only in heels and hold up stockings, hovering the lounge and serving you beer.

      As for a weapon to turn on irritating blue bottles, yes it is fantastic. Sweet revenge for that buzzing noise invading your late morning sleep.

      It is a two bed apartment by the way, just down from the People's Palace. Built for diplomats. Try to add these images to your mental bank.

      And the advantage of the woman hovering without knickers, if you live up north, is that it will keep the blue bottles off your black puddings!

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    2. classic bit of lying there hf....diplomats? lool

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  2. Fake Buddha Quotes
    http://www.fakebuddhaquotes.com/an-insincere-and-evil-friend-is-more-to-be-feared-than-a-wild-beast/

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    1. What, you mean he is a fake Warnock? Stop making the production of book stops, fake jade ornaments and paperweights!

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    2. the quote you based you article around is fake, therefore the premise of your argument is fake.
      你理解

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    3. Oh God! Do you mean Warnock isn't stripped to the waist beneath a Bodhi tree in the Grove Road Recreation Park? You mean this is all a metaphor? Bloody hell! Thank God you told me and everybody else before acolytes formed a queue down Grove Road, desperate to see the Elland Road prophet!

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    1. Fortunately, it can't be seen beneath the Warnock's many bellies.

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    2. Don't think there's a chance in hell of the Warnock being laid!

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  4. Il Duce! Il Duce!! Il Duce!!! Let the good times roll.....

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    1. Talk about a combustible mix! Warnock will seem like a stroll in the park. Leeds' fans will hang Il Duce before the end of a season. Correction - Il Duce will hang himself first.
      LF

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  5. Here I was thinking LSD was a thing of the past, what tripe HF you can do better than that. Anyway me old bubble blower no doubt you have read " mumblings of a moron website " its all about you and apparently you posted on the site.
    Q1 - Did you post on the site.
    Q2- If it was you then I thought you had a little more about you than the piss poor reply.
    I await your reply HF, don't let me down.
    W.A.C.C.O.E

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    1. Honest answer to Question 1 - No. I really do not post on other sites.

      Do you have a link? I am now intrigued!

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    2. LOL I have found it! The English is awful but full marks to the guy for trying. I might offer him a link exchange!

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  6. Di Canio with the current crop of players! He can probably out pace most of them. If he wants new ones he's going to have to bring his own savings.
    These managerial speculations are a mighty joke. Warnock the biggest joke of the lot. But can't wait to find out who he anoints at his successor. Crystal ball time...
    LF

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  7. hf how does it feel to be a 35yr old virgin?

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  8. hf tell me where you are in romania ill come and suck your dick

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  9. hf i met your dad once in soho and he bummed me

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  10. hf have you ever been to a west ham game?

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  11. hf have you ever been with a woman?

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  12. hf why do you live in a dump like romania?

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  13. hf i hope your mum dies a horrible death lol

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  14. hf is it true that you are fat and ugly and everything you write is a lie?

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  15. hf is it true you were once raped by an angry leeds fan during the 70's and thats why you hate leeds now?

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  16. Whatever turns you on 1222 to 1225. Some interesting revelations about your sexual preferences here and the comment about my mother reveals you to be a truly hideous individual. Still, so long as you can sleep with yourself eh? Can't see anybody else sleeping with you!

    By the way, your maths skills are atrocious! How could I be 35 given my first game at Upton Park was in 1969 and I saw the great Leeds team of Revie pull back from 2-0 down to draw 2-2, thanks to Eddie Gray, back in 1972? Try to keep up!

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    1. hf is it true that you are a cross dresser?

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  17. Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.......Confucius.MOT.

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  18. Your such a cock, I put two good arguments to two of your blogs earlier in the week and you didn't print them. So annoyed that you put drivel responses on but when someone makes a valid point against the shite you write you won't print it. Will I get an explanation? I doubt it. Pretty poor blog in my opinion, written by an idiot

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    1. What arguments were those? I post just about everything. Sometimes, for some reason, a comment post will go to SPAM. I will check the spam folder just in case.

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    2. A respnose begining with "your such a cock" and ending it with "written by an idiot" doesnt bode well for your "two good arguments"

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  19. Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without......Confucius.MOT

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  20. Who wants fucking adkins anyway can't stand the guy would much rather have poyet or young up and coming manager not a bloody geek who got promoted twice what does that prove bloody Warnock has had what 7 promotions? We need passion that will filter through to the fans which in turn will motivate the team to play get rid of the body negative atmosphere around the club

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    1. Gus Poyet would be a good choice or Richard Naylor if you fancy a gamble on someone unproven.

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    2. Il Duce, Il Duce, Il Duce!!!

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  21. He who sleeps with itchy bum awakens with smelly finger......Confucius.MOT.

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  22. Hope u read the "Closet Leeds Fan" article form yesterdays News Now page you absolute retard.

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  23. 1222 to 1225 Not just the math skills that are clearly dubious. I would suggest that this guys entire family tree be traced, lobotomized, sterilized and shipped off to Shutter Island then we can all sleep safe.

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    1. hahahahahah....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! ;-0

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    2. LOL, you should read his latest splurge. He's keen to photograph his penis and email it to me apparently. How sad is that? A truly sad individual!

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  24. You have wrote some interesting blogs in the past but this one is ill informed and very poor.
    I hope for better in the future.
    Congratulations on getting a new stadium.

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  25. We've got di canio you've got fat allerdyce we've got di canio you've got fat allerdyce

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  26. Bad move adkins.c u in the championship next year.unless of course we win 6 out of 8 games,like cockney boy predicted.

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