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Sunday, 24 March 2013

Leeds Legend Tells Warnock to Shut Up and Go

Good to see 53 game Leeds Legend Brendan Ormsby telling Warnock to keep his big gob shut and to get the hell out of Elland Road as soon as possible. It's rare indeed for a mouthpiece of the Yapping Post to come down so hard on an organ of the club.

The Leeds Legend comes up with the original idea that the owners of the club should decide on the identity of the new manager, not the outgoing boss. This stunning piece of analysis is sure to send shock waves through the footballing world as Roman Abromovich suddenly looks up from his desk and asks, "What, it's up to me who manages this club? I don't have to ask that Spanish cnut Benitez who replaces him in the summer?"

According to the Leeds Legend, Warnock's choice may not be the right one for the club, indeed Old Big Gob might choose somebody "totally different from whom they want". I think the trouble is Brendan, Haigh and Patel don't know who they want because even they are not running the show.

When the board of the club says one thing, and the parent company says another, you know there are problems: big problems!

Somewhere, behind the scenes, Master Bates is sitting in a cloud of smoke, either pulling strings or smiling at the prospect of buying Leeds back on the cheap when the Arab bank built on sand decides, hang on, this isn't going the way we planned, that Yank that Mr Bates told us about isn't interested in the club after all. In fact, no bugger wants to pay us more than what we paid for the club. How can that be when Leeds have such a great history?
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41 comments:

  1. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 09:02

    Wanker

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  2. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 09:06

    I suppose by offering to choose his successor it's Neil's way of an indirect apology for screwing up during his tenure. Perhaps Warnock feels he can advise the new manager how to get the best out of the current squad. Or maybe Warnock is simply self delusional about his own greatness - the most likely option. So order the statue now and send the bill to Warnock.
    LF

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  3. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 09:48

    Sad, your article yesterday was actually quite well thought out. Back to the pointless little catchphrases today.

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  4. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 09:58

    Oh God! If only YOU would take heed of your headline fella. You must be a TOTAL embarrassment to your fellow West Ham followers. To be SO obsessed with someone elses football club does nothing to show the club you pretend to follow in a good light. Now I know you obsess on Leeds United purely as you get LOTS of replies from Mighty Whites fans-and a pitiful amount from your own lot, but your getting totally hooked on us like the drugs you surely take. Bottom line is that we LOVE our club, mess its in or otherwise. Your clearly are with the team you proporte to follow. Says a lot about life in East london.

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  5. whitearmy24 March 2013 at 11:03

    Wouldnt surprise me at all if,warnocks decides to have one more year at it.the guy,is all for himself.he wants his name in the record books,for his promotion.

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  6. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 11:09

    At least we have history you dogs lipstick

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  7. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 11:48

    On the subject of creeps (warnock,armchair hammer,anyone who agrees with either of them). Who thinks that advert for sky is one of the creepiest adverts on tv? You know the one? Robert lyndsay (who's shite) and that woman having a coffee and crapping on about how much they love sky tv? Yuk. Do any other posters have adverts they really dislike? Or are annoyed and irritated by? Let me know.

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    1. Hammersfan24 March 2013 at 14:04

      Spammers who seek to piggy back on my blogs!

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    2. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 15:42

      Yeah right.From the parasite who piggy backs on Leeds United. As you have nothing new to say,ever i might as well post equally irrelevant comments myself. You're a prick and a semi literate prick at that.

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  8. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 12:22

    You've got your opinion big gob and you've played for Leeds Utd exactly 53 time less than Brendon. I see your posts on Leeds against West Ham are now running at 11 to 1 in the last week alone. No one listening to you down there? Bless
    Once again, this is purile.

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    1. Hammersfan24 March 2013 at 14:03

      Glad you keep looking in on the West Ham site, not sure many Hammers fans are interested in little old Leeds in the Championship.

      Keep checking out what I say about West Ham, I am sure you will see the light and swop allegiance eventually!

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    2. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 15:46

      Your the only one you tool .

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  9. Unknown24 March 2013 at 12:22

    Hammersfan.... the howard stern of leeds united blogs!!!

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  10. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 12:27

    Tit

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  11. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 15:31

    who would want to be a west ham fan lol u are a right tit

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  12. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 15:38

    Swop? Thick cockney twat. Should a west ham fan feel the need to read about Leeds they need look no further than any of your blogs. Funny how you don't condemn the racist coin throwing scum at west ham though isn't it? Any true west ham fan would be disgusted. Proof that you are indeed a racist yourself. Is that why you live in Romania and worship Di Canio? Didn't you also defend j,savile? saying that because he raised funds for a hospital that excused his 340 odd rapes and several hundred sexual assaults? Just thought i'd remind folk what a load of shit you are.

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    1. Hammersfan24 March 2013 at 16:24

      Keep reminding people of your own inventions. You still keep visiting the site. You continue to rant. The growing success of the site rankles more and more with you. Yesterday's article climbed to second on the News Now Leeds Board. This article is number one on that board. You can rant and fume and scream "I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!" but like a toddler in a tantrum, you just sound more and more pathetic.

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    2. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 17:30

      Bitter old pearly queen

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    3. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 18:20

      We don't give a shit how successful your site is or isn't. We just don't want a wanker like you gaining your success off the backs of Leeds Utd and the fans. You've got your own club but your posts on that club get a very poor response don't they?

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    4. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 19:27

      Yes armchair hammer,i'm really wound up by the sad walter mitty clone who purports to know about football. Oh and you never did tell us what happened to the person who posted threats to you and was due an 11am knock on the door? Liar. You rate players in matches you don't even go to. You claimed you were dyslexic when pulled up on your numerous spelling mistakes. You're racist and you spend every spare hour researching and blogging on Leeds United even postiung your own complimentary replies Who's pathetic?

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    5. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 19:34

      Oh and one more thing,i think you'll find that it was rather a slow news weekend regarding Leeds United. That'll explain how your shite got so many hits. Now i'll leave you to your obsession,i'm sure you need to get back to sniffing that toilet seat a Leeds fan once sat on. Enjoy.

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    6. Hammersfan24 March 2013 at 20:40

      Very poor response on the West Ham site as these figures show:

      Pageviews today
      5,485
      Pageviews yesterday
      6,273
      Pageviews last month
      83,250
      Pageviews all time history
      3,388,857

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  13. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 15:59

    Did the Sicilian catch up with you???

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  14. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 16:01

    Please go away

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    1. Hammersfan24 March 2013 at 16:25

      I don't think Warnock will respond to polite requests personally.

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    2. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 17:32

      You dropped your handbag princess.

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  15. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 16:27

    Cock wart

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  16. Hammersfan24 March 2013 at 16:48

    Ouch! Get to the doctor quickly and try to avoid those Leeds women! They wash down south you know. With soap!

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    1. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 17:33

      Who told you women wash ?

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    2. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 17:41

      Keep up the amusing work hammersfan! I am a leeds fan and it is embarrassing to read all your pointless replies to this guy! Don't reply! Simple

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  17. whitearmy24 March 2013 at 18:40

    I thought this was a blog about football banter.who cares if the writer is a west ham fan.we all have our problems.hf is obviously a very psssionate guy,who has the mighty leedsunited at heart.so can we all just get along and talk about super leeds......i fucking doubt it,but at least i tried.

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  18. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 18:54

    Tit

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  19. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 19:59

    yeahlike polly nicholls...fannyboy

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  20. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 21:14

    as a life long leeds fan i must av missed ormsby become a leeds legend status hardly king billy madeley clarke reaney etc etc he was mediocre at best not good enough to be mentioned in there presence hull white mot

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  21. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 22:45

    Stool sniffer

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  22. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 22:53

    Lol

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  23. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 23:33

    Bum grape

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  24. Anonymous25 March 2013 at 00:18

    i agree with most of this !!!

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  25. Anonymous25 March 2013 at 08:31

    I think hammers fan is the dogs bollocks his threads are more often than not very funny..although as I stated earlier you are a cock wart..keep up the good work dogs bollock !

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  26. Anonymous25 March 2013 at 08:32

    Interesting, I read an interview with West Ham legend Luis Boa Morte recently, saying similar things regarding Allardyce.

    Enjoy watching the Hammers from row ZZ, Scott. At least the racial abuse and projectiles will have a lower chance of reaching the players in your new ground.

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  27. Anonymous25 March 2013 at 13:35

    Testicles.

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