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Tuesday, 26 March 2013

Leeds United ask the question the fans want answered!

Well that's a bit rich isn't it? The Official Site of Leeds United holds a mirror up to the fans and asks, "Will you be bringing someone new?"

Funnily enough, with the Warnock still sitting beneath his Leeds United Bodhi tree meditating on the question of who should replace him, and everybody linked with the club giving up on promotion this season and calling for quality to be added to the squad in the summer, that is exactly the question the fans want answered by the Board!

Why waste £15 to watch a dead rubber of a game? Dear God, that's one and a half KFC Family Buckets! If the Board want the fans to show up in numbers, they have to give the fans hope of something better than mid table hoof ball mediocrity.

Instead of quoting Karen Halliwell and Wendy Longley, the club might try quoting Haigh and Patel, announcing the name of the Warnock's replacement. Il Duce Di Canio is tugging furiously on his reins, desperate to get back into football. Poyet might yet be tempted. Brian McDermott is still available. And after Scotland's defeat to Wales, even Strachan could be interested.

Perhaps Leeds are watching West Ham, hoping Allardyce will be off loaded as he seems ideally qualified to take over a team of hoof ball cloggers.
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49 comments:

  1. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 15:47

    its a larrndan fing !!!!!!!

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  2. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 15:54

    I'm getting 2 family pizzas instead!! (dont like KFC)

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  3. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 15:58

    Drip get a proper job

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  4. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 16:01

    Sometimes you do get it right!!!!!

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  5. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 16:12

    Are you familiar with the term, 'you're a good act, but you're on a bit long?'

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  6. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 16:32

    KFC BUCKETS,WHERE DO YOU GET THE IDEA THAT ALL LEEDS FANS ARE LARD ARSE'S.THATS LIKE US SAYING ENJOY YOUR PICKLED EELS YOU FOOL

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    1. Hammersfan26 March 2013 at 16:44

      Jellied eels mate, not pickled eels. Pickled eggs and onions. Pie and Mash with liquor. Skate and chips. Bread and dripping. Condensed milk on bread. All the healthy favourites!

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    2. Hammersfan26 March 2013 at 16:45

      Mind you, Leeds was recently revealed as the fattest arsed city in Britain!

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    3. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 17:15

      and London was found to be the city that was furthest from any form of decent civilisation.

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    4. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 18:04

      Once sampled Pie and Mash with Liquor (very nice it was too!)in Debden hf, I can't for the life of me remember the name of the place, but I heard a while back the shop has shutdown Pie and Mash is nowt when compared to the North East Parmo though!

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    5. Hammersfan26 March 2013 at 18:27

      Must admit I'm not keen on Liquor nor on Jellied Eels nor cockles and winkles. What is North East Parmo?

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    6. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 18:33

      Chicken breast done in breadcrumbs with cheese

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    7. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 19:05

      You forgot the Béchamel sauce. :)

      There you go hf! A heart attack on a plate, definitely NOT to be had frequently though. just add chips and you're well away! Sadly we can't get them in the South West. http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/content/images/2007/11/05/parmo_final470_470x303.jpg

      Recipe
      1 Pork or chicken fillet
      1 egg
      1/2 cup breadcrumbs
      Béchamel sauce
      Parmesan cheese

      Method
      1. Take the piece of flattened pork or chicken fillet, beat the egg.
      2. Dip fillet into the egg and then the breadcrumbs to coat, then deep fry till the fillet is brown on both sides.
      3. Add béchamel sauce and parmesan cheese and place under the grill.

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    8. Hammersfan26 March 2013 at 19:34

      LOL Any other favourite dishes?

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  7. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 16:37

    Wanker

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  8. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 16:37

    Wanker

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  9. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 16:41

    First and last time reading this blog or whatever it is intended to be..

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  10. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 16:54

    leeds love haters ... we thrive on it ...

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  11. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 17:18

    HF,a thousand curses put on you,we only hope death creeps up on you tonight,sleep well my friend

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  12. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 17:32

    wanksta

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  13. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 17:39

    The KFC bucket "joke" is wearing very thin.....time to get your "100 funniest jokes for 8 yr olds" book out!

    Can you give your predictions for who's going up to the Prem, and relegated from the Prem and you seem to change tune

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  14. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 17:43

    I'm a Leeds fan and I demand the board lay on a KFC bucket with every match ticket!!!!!

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  15. Hammersfan26 March 2013 at 17:46

    Bad idea, Paddy Kenny would lose all focus on the game!

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  16. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 18:04

    Never really read the shit the old man writes...i just read everybody taking the piss and his schoolgirl hissy fit replys....

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  17. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 18:45

    Lets get serious now HF. I do enjoy most of your blogs, like a footballer some days you have a good game, other days you play like Big Sam in 6 inch high heels. My last post I asked you a couple of questions and I believe you answered them honestly. Now if you a man of your print answer me this nice open question.
    Why Leeds ?
    W.A.C.C.O.E

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  18. Hammersfan26 March 2013 at 18:51

    The answer to that is straight forward. Last season it was QPR because of Warnock, Dyer, Gabbidon and Anto Ferdinand. Then Warnock moved to Leeds!

    Why have I stayed with Leeds? The club is a train wreck and so there's something to report on every day, and having evolved a script, I'm enjoying the blogging equivalent of a soap opera: Master Bates, Old Big Gob, Warnock Junior, Patel's Mini Market, Podgy Kenny, an Arab bank built on sand...how can I resist?

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    1. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 19:36

      Once again thanks for your prompt and possibly,
      (I'm not sure), honest reply. Let the Leeds United soap opera continue. Also I think deep within you,you are a admirer of this great club.
      Must dash off to watch are great footballing nation on council telly.
      W.A.C.C.O.E

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  19. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 18:59

    so why not blackburn?portsmouth? surely they are more of a trainwreck.
    my main question is-why ANY team other than your own?
    your just a sad man with a dislike for leeds united,and from reading your comments,northern people in general.i DONT CARE about west ham one bit or any other team for that matter.you are a man in your 40's,obviously single and childless-who lives in romania.to me that spells CREEPY.so keep writing your blog,keep getting off on winding people up...because i pity you hf. MOT

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  20. Hammersfan26 March 2013 at 19:33

    Wrong on so many levels 1859. But if you wish to see me as a sad, broken, penniless, lonely man hiding out in Eastern Europe, that is your prerogative.

    Why any team other than my own? Because I have a broad interest in football. And it is fun. If you are honest, you would miss me if I stopped blogging on Leeds. And so would thousands of others. That's why I feature regularly in the top ten list on the News Now Leeds board.

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    1. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 19:53

      so you are not single and childless?i never said anything about money,you probably have a bit...what with no wife or kids to spend it on. a broad interest in football yet you attend no games.if you were a straight up football blogger all the time i would miss it yeh,but you flip between wind up merchant and serious to plain incitement sometimes.its like you have split personalities.you keep checking that pageview counter pal,if thats what gets you off

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    2. Dave Leeds26 March 2013 at 22:37

      It is good fun 1859, some of the people you get on here.

      It gets quite worrying though when you start typing 'Games gone crazy' into your google search bar rather than 'News Now Leeds United'!

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    3. Hammersfan27 March 2013 at 06:13

      Get therapy Dave - QUICK!!!!!!

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    4. Anonymous27 March 2013 at 07:57

      Yeah well this is it, a bit of banter is one thing but insulting an entire region of the country just to get a rise is another. I never thought I'd say it but occasionally some of your pieces are mildly acceptable, but then you go and ruin it and lose all credibility by slinging around cheap insults. You ought to try the "People prefer reading my blog when I'm not slagging them off" approach. Softly gently catchy monkey.

      Marching on To Get Her

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  21. whitearmy26 March 2013 at 20:00

    U will never leave us now...the reason,we are big news.allways will be,no matter what division we r in.no cockney boy,u love leeds,and u allways will.

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  22. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 20:23

    RINGPIECE.

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  23. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 21:05

    KFC would be fine but I find their portions of chips a little on the small side. To avoid disappointment always order an extra round of fries with your bargain bucket and you and your family will eat like kings.

    Of course "Up Norf" we usually feast on Kobe Beef and Beluga Caviar but even we fancy a change occasionally.

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  24. Anonymous27 March 2013 at 02:55

    You earn the right to be a Train wreck when your club are a Train.

    In comparison West Ham are a hand cart ( to keep with the Railway analogy) That's the litle trolley two guys pump to go up and down the tracks.

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    1. Hammersfan27 March 2013 at 06:15

      Yep, the great thing about the trolleys is that when you stop pumping, the trolley stops. Once an express train starts to go off the rails, there's no preventing the disaster. West Ham have NEVER been in the third tier of English football, have never been in administration and are currently in the Prem. Oh, and we have a ground to sell and own our own training facilities.

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    2. Anonymous27 March 2013 at 07:59

      But what have you won?

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    3. Anonymous27 March 2013 at 13:03

      You have also never been deducted 25points due to friend in high places

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    4. Hammersfan27 March 2013 at 16:04

      Not have we waited for the season to be over before going into administration trying to exploit a loophole in the rules 1303.

      Just three FA Cups, a Cup Winners Cup, and a World Cup 0759. Oh, and promotion from the Championship!

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  25. Anonymous27 March 2013 at 05:18

    Well at least KFC is quality chicken not like those chicken shops around Upton Park whose chicken shops sell ... well you tell us Spam Fan it's not chicken is it? Enjoy & choke!

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    1. Hammersfan27 March 2013 at 06:17

      I can only imagine. I don't buy pre cooked chicken from any take aways - well except from my favourite Indian take away and then, with the vindaloo sauce, you can't taste that it's rat anyway!

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    2. Anonymous27 March 2013 at 07:29

      You are a strange man hf

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    3. Anonymous27 March 2013 at 08:00

      Unless its an NPK kebab shop in wood green or green lanes in which case its probably dead Kurd

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    4. Hammersfan27 March 2013 at 16:01

      Hmmm 0800, that one slipped through. Tad racist perhaps but as I'm on the Kurds' side...

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  26. Anonymous27 March 2013 at 14:32

    Fadge fur

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  27. Anonymous29 March 2013 at 10:11

    Nowt to say about the new investment hf?
    I guess there's no real negatives you can draw on there is there?

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