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Tuesday, 26 March 2013

Leeds United ask the question the fans want answered!

Well that's a bit rich isn't it? The Official Site of Leeds United holds a mirror up to the fans and asks, "Will you be bringing someone new?"

Funnily enough, with the Warnock still sitting beneath his Leeds United Bodhi tree meditating on the question of who should replace him, and everybody linked with the club giving up on promotion this season and calling for quality to be added to the squad in the summer, that is exactly the question the fans want answered by the Board!

Why waste £15 to watch a dead rubber of a game? Dear God, that's one and a half KFC Family Buckets! If the Board want the fans to show up in numbers, they have to give the fans hope of something better than mid table hoof ball mediocrity.

Instead of quoting Karen Halliwell and Wendy Longley, the club might try quoting Haigh and Patel, announcing the name of the Warnock's replacement. Il Duce Di Canio is tugging furiously on his reins, desperate to get back into football. Poyet might yet be tempted. Brian McDermott is still available. And after Scotland's defeat to Wales, even Strachan could be interested.

Perhaps Leeds are watching West Ham, hoping Allardyce will be off loaded as he seems ideally qualified to take over a team of hoof ball cloggers.

54 comments:

  1. its a larrndan fing !!!!!!!

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  2. I'm getting 2 family pizzas instead!! (dont like KFC)

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  3. Drip get a proper job

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  4. Im embarrassed for myself for reading your shite.... no more... im outta here!

    Will leave you with my sincerest thoughts.... you cockney wanker ;)

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  5. Sometimes you do get it right!!!!!

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  6. Are you familiar with the term, 'you're a good act, but you're on a bit long?'

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  7. KFC BUCKETS,WHERE DO YOU GET THE IDEA THAT ALL LEEDS FANS ARE LARD ARSE'S.THATS LIKE US SAYING ENJOY YOUR PICKLED EELS YOU FOOL

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    1. Jellied eels mate, not pickled eels. Pickled eggs and onions. Pie and Mash with liquor. Skate and chips. Bread and dripping. Condensed milk on bread. All the healthy favourites!

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    2. Mind you, Leeds was recently revealed as the fattest arsed city in Britain!

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    3. and London was found to be the city that was furthest from any form of decent civilisation.

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    4. Once sampled Pie and Mash with Liquor (very nice it was too!)in Debden hf, I can't for the life of me remember the name of the place, but I heard a while back the shop has shutdown Pie and Mash is nowt when compared to the North East Parmo though!

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    5. Must admit I'm not keen on Liquor nor on Jellied Eels nor cockles and winkles. What is North East Parmo?

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    6. Chicken breast done in breadcrumbs with cheese

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    7. You forgot the Béchamel sauce. :)

      There you go hf! A heart attack on a plate, definitely NOT to be had frequently though. just add chips and you're well away! Sadly we can't get them in the South West. http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/content/images/2007/11/05/parmo_final470_470x303.jpg

      Recipe
      1 Pork or chicken fillet
      1 egg
      1/2 cup breadcrumbs
      Béchamel sauce
      Parmesan cheese

      Method
      1. Take the piece of flattened pork or chicken fillet, beat the egg.
      2. Dip fillet into the egg and then the breadcrumbs to coat, then deep fry till the fillet is brown on both sides.
      3. Add béchamel sauce and parmesan cheese and place under the grill.

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    8. LOL Any other favourite dishes?

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    9. bunch of fa**ots

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  8. First and last time reading this blog or whatever it is intended to be..

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  9. leeds love haters ... we thrive on it ...

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  10. West Ham United & Millwall.

    Racist scum and shame of London.

    Discuss.

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  11. HF,a thousand curses put on you,we only hope death creeps up on you tonight,sleep well my friend

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  12. The KFC bucket "joke" is wearing very thin.....time to get your "100 funniest jokes for 8 yr olds" book out!

    Can you give your predictions for who's going up to the Prem, and relegated from the Prem and you seem to change tune

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  13. I'm a Leeds fan and I demand the board lay on a KFC bucket with every match ticket!!!!!

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  14. Bad idea, Paddy Kenny would lose all focus on the game!

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  15. Never really read the shit the old man writes...i just read everybody taking the piss and his schoolgirl hissy fit replys....

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  16. Unless KFC stands for kill fucking cockneys I don't know what this gimp is talking about !!! As for big Sam you can keep him he's only good for one thing keeping shit clubs from going down when really they should go down if westham are happy with that good luck to them

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  17. Lets get serious now HF. I do enjoy most of your blogs, like a footballer some days you have a good game, other days you play like Big Sam in 6 inch high heels. My last post I asked you a couple of questions and I believe you answered them honestly. Now if you a man of your print answer me this nice open question.
    Why Leeds ?
    W.A.C.C.O.E

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  18. The answer to that is straight forward. Last season it was QPR because of Warnock, Dyer, Gabbidon and Anto Ferdinand. Then Warnock moved to Leeds!

    Why have I stayed with Leeds? The club is a train wreck and so there's something to report on every day, and having evolved a script, I'm enjoying the blogging equivalent of a soap opera: Master Bates, Old Big Gob, Warnock Junior, Patel's Mini Market, Podgy Kenny, an Arab bank built on sand...how can I resist?

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    1. Once again thanks for your prompt and possibly,
      (I'm not sure), honest reply. Let the Leeds United soap opera continue. Also I think deep within you,you are a admirer of this great club.
      Must dash off to watch are great footballing nation on council telly.
      W.A.C.C.O.E

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  19. so why not blackburn?portsmouth? surely they are more of a trainwreck.
    my main question is-why ANY team other than your own?
    your just a sad man with a dislike for leeds united,and from reading your comments,northern people in general.i DONT CARE about west ham one bit or any other team for that matter.you are a man in your 40's,obviously single and childless-who lives in romania.to me that spells CREEPY.so keep writing your blog,keep getting off on winding people up...because i pity you hf. MOT

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  20. Wrong on so many levels 1859. But if you wish to see me as a sad, broken, penniless, lonely man hiding out in Eastern Europe, that is your prerogative.

    Why any team other than my own? Because I have a broad interest in football. And it is fun. If you are honest, you would miss me if I stopped blogging on Leeds. And so would thousands of others. That's why I feature regularly in the top ten list on the News Now Leeds board.

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    1. so you are not single and childless?i never said anything about money,you probably have a bit...what with no wife or kids to spend it on. a broad interest in football yet you attend no games.if you were a straight up football blogger all the time i would miss it yeh,but you flip between wind up merchant and serious to plain incitement sometimes.its like you have split personalities.you keep checking that pageview counter pal,if thats what gets you off

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    2. It is good fun 1859, some of the people you get on here.

      It gets quite worrying though when you start typing 'Games gone crazy' into your google search bar rather than 'News Now Leeds United'!

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    3. Get therapy Dave - QUICK!!!!!!

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    4. Yeah well this is it, a bit of banter is one thing but insulting an entire region of the country just to get a rise is another. I never thought I'd say it but occasionally some of your pieces are mildly acceptable, but then you go and ruin it and lose all credibility by slinging around cheap insults. You ought to try the "People prefer reading my blog when I'm not slagging them off" approach. Softly gently catchy monkey.

      Marching on To Get Her

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  21. U will never leave us now...the reason,we are big news.allways will be,no matter what division we r in.no cockney boy,u love leeds,and u allways will.

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  22. KFC would be fine but I find their portions of chips a little on the small side. To avoid disappointment always order an extra round of fries with your bargain bucket and you and your family will eat like kings.

    Of course "Up Norf" we usually feast on Kobe Beef and Beluga Caviar but even we fancy a change occasionally.

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  23. 10 BLUEBOTTLES HANGING ON THE WALL.....YOU SMELLY BASTARD.

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  24. You earn the right to be a Train wreck when your club are a Train.

    In comparison West Ham are a hand cart ( to keep with the Railway analogy) That's the litle trolley two guys pump to go up and down the tracks.

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    1. Yep, the great thing about the trolleys is that when you stop pumping, the trolley stops. Once an express train starts to go off the rails, there's no preventing the disaster. West Ham have NEVER been in the third tier of English football, have never been in administration and are currently in the Prem. Oh, and we have a ground to sell and own our own training facilities.

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    2. But what have you won?

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    3. You have also never been deducted 25points due to friend in high places

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    4. Not have we waited for the season to be over before going into administration trying to exploit a loophole in the rules 1303.

      Just three FA Cups, a Cup Winners Cup, and a World Cup 0759. Oh, and promotion from the Championship!

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  25. Well at least KFC is quality chicken not like those chicken shops around Upton Park whose chicken shops sell ... well you tell us Spam Fan it's not chicken is it? Enjoy & choke!

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    1. I can only imagine. I don't buy pre cooked chicken from any take aways - well except from my favourite Indian take away and then, with the vindaloo sauce, you can't taste that it's rat anyway!

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    2. You are a strange man hf

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    3. Unless its an NPK kebab shop in wood green or green lanes in which case its probably dead Kurd

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    4. Hmmm 0800, that one slipped through. Tad racist perhaps but as I'm on the Kurds' side...

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  26. Nowt to say about the new investment hf?
    I guess there's no real negatives you can draw on there is there?

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