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Saturday, 2 March 2013

Former West Ham Sick Note Scores For Middlesbrough!

Dear God, it must be something in the air - well smog in the case of Middlesbrough! Kieron Dyer not only played - in March! - but scored in the league for the first time since 2007, when he was still a Newcastle player! Neil Warnock will be hopping mad that Leeds didn't sign him!

Sorry for all the exclamation marks but this really is incredible. It's like finding a Roman Catholic Cardinal who hasn't acted improperly in relation to young priests or choir boys, or discovering that Neil Warnock occasionally tells his players to "Keep the ball on the deck and pass it around", or learning that Middlesbrough has a beauty spot!

Kieron Dyer has scored! It's up there with 'Arry forgetting about a Monaco bank account in the name of his dog Rosie!
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10 comments:

  1. Anonymous2 March 2013 at 18:56

    Middlesbrough has many beauty spots you slap head!When did you last take the trouble to find out. Do you live in London? This city is the crap hole of europe, how dare you have a go at Middlesbrough!!!!!!

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    1. Anonymous3 March 2013 at 11:17

      "London a crap hole of Europe" catch yourself on moroon its one of the major cities of Europe not like that northern delapidated Andy carp hole you live in

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    2. Anonymous3 March 2013 at 14:05

      Oh dear If your going to call some one a MORON,MOROON, learn how to spell it. Take a look at the top cities of Europe table MOROON no LONDON,
      'catch yourself on moroon'What a SLAP HEAD you are!!1

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    3. Hammersfan3 March 2013 at 17:39

      And I suggest you learn how to spell "You're". Do they have lots of glass houses in Middlesbrough?

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    4. Anonymous4 March 2013 at 10:11

      Let's call it a day Hammersfan, my spelling of your is correct,take a look in a Dictionary !!!!!

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  2. Anonymous2 March 2013 at 19:05

    Haha, no offence to Boro but it's nothing on London, c'mon mate get real lol.

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  3. Ray foskett2 March 2013 at 21:18

    Nothing only London can't compare one of best cities in the world against boro but try Nairobbery in Kenya ninth worst in the world so you got a chance there son.

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    1. Anonymous3 March 2013 at 13:43

      Ray, difficult to understand what your trying to say,your standard of English is pretty poor,one of the best cities in the world I think your trying to say is London, well Ray SON !! take a look at the Top fifty, yes FIFTY, you will not find London SON

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  4. Anonymous2 March 2013 at 22:54

    You just don't have a clue about Middlesbrough, do you?
    Wanna be journalist...Suggest you do some more research before spouting off.
    Disgraceful...

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