Dear God, it must be something in the air - well smog in the case of Middlesbrough! Kieron Dyer not only played - in March! - but scored in the league for the first time since 2007, when he was still a Newcastle player! Neil Warnock will be hopping mad that Leeds didn't sign him!
Sorry for all the exclamation marks but this really is incredible. It's like finding a Roman Catholic Cardinal who hasn't acted improperly in relation to young priests or choir boys, or discovering that Neil Warnock occasionally tells his players to "Keep the ball on the deck and pass it around", or learning that Middlesbrough has a beauty spot!
Kieron Dyer has scored! It's up there with 'Arry forgetting about a Monaco bank account in the name of his dog Rosie!