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Tuesday, 5 March 2013

Too too cruel for Warnock and Leeds

On 75 minutes it was all going swimmingly. True Middlesbrough were ahead, but Nottingham Forest were only drawing at home, Leicester were, of course, losing to Old Big Gob's brave hearts, and Brighton were only claiming a point. The gap was closing! The Premiership was in sight!

Even after 89 minutes Leeds were on course! True Forest had sneaked into the lead, but Miserablebrough were now losing and Brighton were still being held. Leeds were ahead at Leicester and the route to the play offs was beckoning.

And then Sod's Law struck! A Leicester equaliser in injury time! Et tu Keane? Then fall Big Gob!

Forest have widened the gap now to four points, Leicester maintain an 8 point cushion,  Brighton stay six points ahead, and bloody Bolton have overtaken Leeds and are on a charge! One moment you have your foot in the Premiership door, and the next the door slams shut and crushes your varicose veins.

Poor Old Big Gob will be exploding in pride, indignation and fury tonight. The dog had better watch out or it's in for a good kicking! If only the bloody forwards could score!

One goal is never enough, as they say, unless you are Nottingham Forest and Bolton!

15 comments:

  1. Do you understand the concept of 3 points for a win? How many games are left? If they had have won tonight you wouldn't have blogged but with you being a Leeds fan and all you secretly kept your eye on the game. You must have cum in your pants when you saw the result! Your a sad little wanker with nothing better to do than slag off Leeds! Even if I wasn't getting owt off the missus I'd still find something better to do! But the way you come across in these blogs you probably don't have a missus, you just write shut blogs and watch gay porn!

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  2. Single? Thought so.

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  3. Too little too late as with Leeds for the past few years. MOT

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  4. dont hear from you when westhamppered have been smashed but here we go after a relegation 3 pointer at stoke you back

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    1. You hear from me almost every day.

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    2. Thats true. It's the poor West Ham fans who hardly hear a peep out of you. You write 4 leeds blogs for every 1 for West Ham.

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  5. Yes, it was a draw away to Leicester , which could/should have been a win. To think we were only minutes away from the Headline 'Warnock shows Billy Davies how it's done'
    You of course predicted 2-0 to Leicester, which goes to show what you know.
    will this see a revision of the other prediction for the Palace game?

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    1. Perhaps I got the results back to front. How about Palace to win 2-0?

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    2. Sure! Sounds good! Let's see how you do this time. So far your tips are about as accurate as the content of your blogs.

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  6. How about you get out your arm chair and cheer on the team your supposed to support

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  7. The optism in me says we can still do it.6 out of 1o games are at home.we need to start wiing away,and sharpish.u predict 2 nil to palace hf.since u r allways fucking right,im going to put my wage on that scoreline...not

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  8. Warnock couldnt show Billy the door let alone how to win a football match.

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  9. Leeds will draw with palace aswel. Win all our home games

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  10. forever blowing bubbles my arse, forever chatting bubbles more like

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