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Saturday, 2 February 2013

Warnock and Warnock Bemused As Leeds Let Down England In Home Internationals

Well what the hell happened there then? Wales' second team, Cardiff City, went to Fortress Elland Road, the home of one of the giants of English football, and came away with a decisive victory, whilst the Principality's first team travelled to little old Upton Park, the home of humble West Ham, and only escaped a four or five goal tonking thanks to a superb display by their German keeper.

Warnock Junior must be shaking his head in disbelief! He had the opportunity to join West Ham but claimed he had opted for Leeds because of the stature of the club. Somebody should have told him that this footballing giant do not even own their own ground or training pitch, that they have been bought by an Arab bank on their uppers, and have been out of the Premiership for a decade now. And with West Ham beating Swansea today, the homely Hammers' chances of Premiership survival have increased hugely whilst the reverse for Leeds against Cardiff has killed off any lingering hopes of automatic promotion and left Warnock's new club back in twelfth place, six points behind a play off place and, effectively, with hopes only of catching sixth place Miserableboro.

All the optimism generated by that win over Spurs and a 'spectacular' January window has suddenly evaporated. Warnock's boast of having won six on the trot at home (and seven when he counts Spurs but forgets Chelsea) has exploded in his face. Poor Warnock Junior, proud possessor of two England caps, was left on the bench and goal machine Morison, taken in exchange for 19 goal Becchio, didn't even make it into the eighteen. Haribo came on but to no effect, whilst Cardiff's January capture, Frazier Campbell, scored the precious, precious winning goal.

Why didn't Old Big Gob and his mighty Leeds United land Campbell themselves? Probably because the guy, like Becchio, wants to earn decent wages, wages that GFH Capital can't afford to pay!

Meanwhile, West Ham, playing against little Swansea City had a gate of 34,962 - a full house despite a dreadful run of results - whilst Leeds United could attract just 19,236 for a game against the league leaders. Big club? Yep, in Stephen Warnock's head!

28 comments:

  1. Warnock didn't play
    he is injured

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    1. Really? Did Neil name himself on the bench then? I know times are desperate but I didn't know the club had registered Old Big Gob as a player!

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    2. You really are an atention seeking w&nker is that the best you can do ?

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    3. No need to turn on Old Big Gob like that! Yes he likes his share of the media's attention but the poor guy is doing his best!

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    4. west ham or LEEDS UNITED no contest you southern puffs are not fit to tie our boot laces.

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  2. Wid you watch the west ham game armchair? What was the atmosphere like............in your living room?

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    1. It was electric over here in Romania thanks. Yes watched every minute, drinking delicious local brew Silva at 50p a pint. Did you go to the Leeds game or were you one of the 19,000 that left the ground half empty for a game against the league leaders? Shameful.

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    2. So you sat at home but still rated the players? Hammer fraud.

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    3. No. I sat in a bar, watching a big screen, with one of the best seats in the house, and rated the players. Where were you, in the bathroom knocking one off looking at your man boobs in the mirror?

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    4. SAT ON YOUR OWN IN A BAR IN ROMANIA DRINKING GYPSY PISS.hahahahaha proper.sad

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    5. billy no mates

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  3. wales second side we at cardiff are the capital city of wales tosser and the jacks the fourth side in wales behind newport and wrexham were lucky in the playoff final!!! we will see who are the number one side next season when cardiff city are playing in the prem enough said !!!!!!

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    1. I bet the sheep are bleating in anticipation!

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    2. Armchair.If you're going to attempt a witty retort after someones made you look stupid again,at least try and make it funny.

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  4. Morison is injured !

    lots of nasty opinions for a single game
    guess everything is rosey in the garden now Ron Jeremy is recovering?

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  5. We really dodged a bullet not getting Warnock, like his namesake a waster... Good luck LUFC though always enjoyed my away days at Elland Road.

    Could have been 4 or 5 for WHU today... I can rate the players... now I'm home from the game...

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  6. Drinking Silva what's that poor mans Stella. And as for you having the best seat in the pub is that because no fuker wants to watch a little club in London? West ham could be in the top league for another century and still wouldn't amass to anything Leeds have done in the past and I'm sure you know this.

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  7. Dont post fcuk all about your shower of shite we u lose do u ? Sad sad little boy that u r .......build a bridge and get over it spunk stain .

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  8. do make a proper comparison re: clubs/crowds

    List all the crap things that have happened to WH/Leeds in the last ten years

    Then reassess your opinion/article

    It must be a nightmare being hammer, one disaster after another
    a relegation, must have been made worse by the 32 million parachute payment, oh and tevez affair - what a nightmare....your club was actually GIVEN cash in real terms by allowing you to stay in the prem....friends in high places? friends in southern places?

    Leeds on the other hand....no problems at all
    Everyone up her is dead positive and are just poor supporters!

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  9. 19.37,the reason he has the best seat in the house is he's the only frigger in there. Would you waste a saturday afternoon watching that shite in the company of a tosser like armchair hammer? Imagine what kind of dive it is if the beer's that cheap. It's probably a standing bar but they got him a seat cos he looks pregnant.

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  10. Nice to see Leeds put back in their place by the magnificent Cardiff city. They are never going to be promoted back to the Premiership. SHIT FANS, SHIT CLUB

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    1. Dick head .barrrdiff wont last a season in the prem ...;)....forever in swanseas shaddow

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    2. one more season than you will ever have again in the premiership. Must be great to watch really boring football and still loose

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    3. cardiff should be getting promoted this season,its took you long enough look at all the cash you have spent.things will right themselves in the not too distant future. 1.best team in yorkshire 2.finishing above west ham consistently

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    4. How.long is it since.you were last there cockhead ? When did u last play in europe ? Pmsl swansea will b there b for u ;) nevet mind ya leek munching cnut xx

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  11. @ hammerfan if your sat in a bar enjoying life to the full how are you finding the time to get on your laptop to make all the web posts about leeds everyday if i was doing what you claim to be doing i whouldn't even bother with other clubs i didn't even support and concentrate on my own team you must be sat on the internet daily with all the ammount of posts you write about leeds and all other clubs even when something does not concern leeds you manage to make out its something to do with leeds united why do you waste your life writing articles about other teams nobody even listens to you people just laugh and say your a mug and a wanka lol your life is actually pathetic to say the least you must wake up and go on the web to find out new things about leeds to put down why do you follow our club so much do you have the leeds united web app aswell u are actually pathetic i never posted on here before and i wont again but im sure youll be following our once great club for the rest of your life im sure i suppose youll see us as a laughing stock but football will go on alot longer than you my friend and leedswill be back amongst the top teams in europe again oneday maybe not anytime soon but it will happen and you no it i suppose thats why your trying to put us down so much why else do you hate leeds your surely jelous why else do you slam us so greatly this is last time i visit your site maybe if you actually had an opinion that actually matterd i whould listen but no this is just a H8 page so i wont listen to your rubbish anymore so get a life and do something productive

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