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Monday, 16 December 2013

Get your money on ex Leeds boss to replace AVB at Tottenham Hotspur!

Well Levy has tried the Flash 'Arry and the Flash Andre options, so surely it's now time to get back to basics. No more continental whizz kids nor Monaco bank accounts, what Spurs need is a good old fashioned, feet on the ground, blood and thunder British manager, somebody who understands the importance of effort, sweat and bone crunching tackles; and the ideal candidate is out of work and awaiting the call!

Yes, Neil Warnock would fit the bill perfectly. He would get in the face of the Continental underachievers and tell them where to stick their paella. Get Lennon back on the wing, stick Kane up front, lump it long or hit it out to the flanks. Leeds don't need Shit Brown so he could return to his spiritual home and add steel to the midfield. And with Leeds targeting a new keeper, Podgy Kenny could head south too.

Forget £20m signings, all Warnock would require is ten or so thirty-five year olds with the experience and knowledge of what is required to kick opponents up in the air. Get in their face, they don't like it up 'em, break their legs before they break yours!

Yes it is time to go from the sublime to the ridiculous, to switch from chess board football to cage fighting football. Neil Warnock is awaiting Levy's call, Old Big Gob's destiny beckons. Unless Pulis can be tempted away from Crystal Palace of course!

34 comments:

  1. mheadback to the normal drivel spa













    back to the normal rubbish spam head. why bother?


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    1. (19.45) I thought it was hilarious!

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    2. Jack of course you would think it is hilarious as you wrote the article. Jack is your pseudonym and anyone with half a brain knows this, even West Ham supporters.

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    3. Ah you are still around then. Funny how you shut up and disappear when Leeds do well and WHU play white.Still the same strange sad obsessions then. What a saddo.

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    4. Jack's bootlaces are doing him a huge favour! Without them he'd dissapear entirely up Hammersfans arse. While you're up there Jack, see what happened to Headmaster..axphyxiasiam perhaps?

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  2. Is it just me or are West Ham going to (a) get relegated (b) go into administration (c) drop all the way through to division 3 and (c) win the award for the least attractive football this year as a bonus?

    Happy days.

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    1. No, it's not just you! :-) Happy to open a book on when the low-life author of this gutter blog next goes on a prolonged (and hopefully permanent) non-blogging sulk under the guise of "house-buying," before the season is out, for sure.

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  3. still obsessed with warnock even though he is totally irrelevant.strange guy you are

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    1. At least I don't speak like Gollum; stranger guy you are!

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    2. Gollum???
      Don't you mean Yoda!?

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    3. Stereotype much..
      ..

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    4. Oh God, I don't know. Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, its all bloody drivel anyway.

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    5. Stop trying to be clever then and take the piss out of some1 when you haven't a clue what you are on about!!! I agree it's drivel tho

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    6. original poster here-typical old man river response.im used to it by now.hes not funny,his arch enemy rob writes a blog that is 100 times more articulate,funny and insightful than this pile of shite will ever be.

      let him go and buy his houses and live in exotic bucharest(lol)
      he's nothing but a boring,out of touch TWAT

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    7. west ham linked with noel hunt! oh dear!

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    8. LOTR is a literary classic and has been has been the benchmark for everything of that genre that followed and star wars has had a cultural impact that might never be matched.maybe YOU 2 are are the weird ones ;)

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  4. Judging by there defending against liverpool,that was to organised for him to get offered spurs job.ha ha

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  5. Cant wait to hear what you have to say about Jaaskelainen when he leaves for Arsenal or Man city? im sure as always with you, it will be hilarious!

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  6. You've gotta larf, or you might cry!

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  7. I wonder if you will still be here writing columns on the LEEDS UNITED come May?, And to add not if we are promoted, But when you're relegated.
    Will you write about us then?, I hope so.
    But with a bit of wise spending and good managerial input, Come September we will be ripping the shit out of you and you're self opinionated views towards a quiet frankly fantastic club.

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  8. Tottenham could do worse,they could get allardyce!

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  9. Get your money on the fat controller when he gets the boot from West ham.

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  10. Oh dear what can the matter be. Look's like West Ham are been flushed down the Premiership lavatory. In the Championship they be for a month of Saturday's. Only Millwall will know or care.

    Have West Ham got any players worth having? Are West Ham trying to go the way Luton Town did? Or are they trying to fall further?

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  11. ha ha how brilliantly put, or put our gobshite know it all rob atkinson and mr orange as his assistant

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  12. how brilliantly put, why not put gobshite know it all super fan (self acclaimed) rob atkinson and mr orange as his assistant

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    1. So good you named em twice

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    2. whats up with you paul? seems like you need to take a look in the mirror,im guessing u were one of those who ruined wednesday last season for us decent fans

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  13. Jesus! I saw the headline and thought you had the inside on O'Leary or maybe even George Graham - now that would be just this side of madness.... Warnock? I can't watch BT Sport or pick up an Independent for fear of seeing or listening to his drivel. Funny how he never mentions Leeds....

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  14. welcome back knob rash!!!! missed you.......NOT!!!! dickhead

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  15. I hope ur right id love to see it happen.

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  16. If anyone actually fancies a bet I heard De Boer is the man to take over and a big price currently, you've been warned!!!

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  17. Hoddle now down to 6-1....??

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  18. Day release is a wonderful thing!

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  19. Neil Warnock? wtf is wrong with you. Warnock has the tactics to deal with the low skills and rough-rednecks of the lower leagues, but he has NEVER been successful with any club in the top flight leagues. Thats because he is shit!

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