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Wednesday, 2 October 2013

Resurgent Leeds Throw Down Marker to Promotion Rivals

Well that was much more like it! The Leeds United Feel Good Factor Express to the Premiership, Europe, Infinity and Beyond is well and truly back on track after an epic victory over the Super Cherries.  And all credit is due to Friar Brian and his band of merry men.

After a string of spirit crushing defeats, who would have been surprised had McDermott's team arrived on the pitch with the hang dog look of condemned men? Even Brian, nice guy though he is, lost his rag after the Millwall game and expressed fears about the away day trippers disembarking from the Feel Good Factor Express and turning on the team.

But Friar Brian retained his faith and preached the good word to his flock on the long journey back from London. Do not despair! Have faith in your Lord! Do it for the Pilgrims!

And what a performance! Had not McCormack missed that McPenalty, Leeds would have scored three goals in a league game for the first time since...well there's a challenge for all you readers to find the answer to!

And what spirit to find a winner after Bournemouth stole that equaliser with so little of the game remaining! How many teams would have stood tall after that punch in the solar plexus?

And better still, Poleon scored the winner and young Mowatt was the star of the show!

There will be no looking back now! The Feel Good Factor Express is tooting its whistle, Friar Brian is offering benedictions all round, and the Chairman has promised cash for squad strengthening. And all that, on the back of beating 10 man Bournemouth by the odd goal in three!


22 comments:

  1. Why do you spoil your sensible stuff with facetious comment like this ? Basically, because you don't care, I suppose. So what's it all about ? - exhibitionism ?

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  2. Why do i think ur been sarcastic....they had ten men for 5o minutes,and we still struggled.roll on derby

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  3. 3 goals scored Tuesday 22nd August, Knob

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  4. hammersfan,i dont know who is worse,you or that fanny rob atkinson

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    1. (16.11) > No contest! at least HF brings some debate through humour to his blog. The RA soothsayer just craps on about the glorious past..

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    2. And you just crap on with ur tongue up spam dangler's Brown t-towel holder!

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  5. twat that is all

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  6. So McDermott missed the penalty then? I thought it was McCormack....

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    1. Good spot! Apologies, I've corrected. McDermott scored the equaliser didn't he? ; }

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    2. You should send more time focusing on trying to be less funny then you'd be more accurate

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  7. If you engaged both of your brian cells, you could be literate!!!
    bet you wont publish this!!

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  8. For those 9 year old's who read this and don't realise why the silly man who keeps saying the same silly sayings loves this team Leeds so much, the truth is he really doesn't. What he writes is a thing called sarcasm.
    It's a type of wit which you will learn about when you get older kids.
    'But why does he do it'? Well we're not sure boys and girls. We think he's an unhappy man because he doesn't get to feel good himself very often This might be because his favorite team West Ham are not playing very well and he wants the Leeds people to get upset and angry because it makes him feel better. Isn't he a big silly kids!

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  9. Actually, the men who stole the show were Stephen Warnock, but you won't like that cos he chose Leeds over your lot, and Rodolph Austin, and you won't like that cos he's black

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  10. Ha Ha :-), yeah it was pretty dire last night - Leeds really struggled and no feel good factor express arriving yet - 10 years late already ;-)

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  11. The Leeds United Feel Good Factor Express to the Premiership, Europe, Infinity and Beyond line is pathetic. Just review the game and leave the comedy to the professionals you unfunny spammer.

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  12. I was impressed with the attendance of almost 22k considering that there were some good matches on TV (which I recorded!) No doubt RA soothsayer was curled up in his lounge chair at 7.30 reading "The Damned United".....

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  13. Nice announcment from gfh today ,, its only a matter of time hamnersfanny before we are back were we belong , tick tock Tracy

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  14. Another spiteful post Jack.Err, Hammersfannyboy...

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  15. who cares man! im young,good looking and i have lots of friends.you are just a lonely old man in romania.haha

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  16. That's a really poor blog, well below average! You do struggle at times spam dangler! It must be hard to think of New stuff when you keep spouting the same old phrases day in day out

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