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Monday, 7 October 2013

Leeds United's McDermotts are in this together!

He's losing it! Nineteen games in and Friar Brian isn't just losing matches and points, he's losing his marbles! How else do you explain his sudden assumption of the 'Royal We'?

Listen to him! Apparently, it is "19 games since WE came here" and Leeds had only won one away game in 21 "before WE came" and he gives assurances that "We are not distancing ourselves from the players". This is all very odd. But it gets stranger still when, in the same breath,  Split Personality Brian says, "We had a long conversation afterwards".

Wouldn't it have been great to be a fly on the wall during that conversation? It probably went something like this:

Friar Brian: Well we made a bit of a mess of that again didn't we?
Father Brian: We? Less of the we if you don't mind. You cocked it up, you and the players.
Friar Brian: But we are all in this together.
Father Brian: That's all very well for you to say but who gets the sack if we don't get this right?
Friar Brian: But we have to stay positive. We have to stay together. We have to remember the team ethic.
Father Brian: You can believe in all that bollocks if you like, all I know is that we have to get some results before those bastard fans turn on us.
Friar Brian: We have the players here to succeed.
Father Brian: We need to bring players in on loan.
Friar Brian: We have to understand the financial position of the owners, those jolly nice Arabs.
Father Brian: Do you know anything about Sharia Law?
Friar Brian: Let's not forget what we did at Reading.
Father Brian: When will you stop going on about Reading? Reading counts for nothing now! And the bastards sacked us at Reading too!
Friar Brian: But if we keep smiling, remain positive, show faith in the players...
Father Brian: Screw that.We should have taken that job in Ireland. Hang on, can we apply now or has the position already been filled?

It’s 19 games since we came here
It’s 19 games since we came here

29 comments:

  1. You stupid little man

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  2. You are getting worse mate, simply writing out bile without even thinking about it. Or if you have thought about it, your not even funny! Clearly he means himself and our assistant manager Nigel Gibbs, who was with him at Reading.

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  3. Never mind him losing his marbles, I'm losing the will to live after reading this load of bollocks,

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  4. What the fuck have you written here.we r all a team at leedss united,unfortunately nobody have told the players......so here goes paul green and co.you see that round white thing on the grass...pass the fucking thing to a team mate.

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    1. LOL W.A. ("round white thing")

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  5. ALL THIS ATTENTION YOUR GIVING LEEDS
    LIGHT WIEGHT LEEDS UTD LOOSE AGAIN THEY'LL BE IN A RELEGATION FIGHT BY CHRISTMAS YADA YADA YADA
    I THINK ITS TIME TO HAVE A COMPARISON CHECK LEEDS V WEST SPAM
    LEEDS ARE 14TH WITH 14 POINTS
    WEST SPAM ARE 1 POINT FROM THE RELEGATION ZONE COULD 2013/14 SEASON BE WEST SPAMS LAST IN THE TOP FLIGHT FOOD FOR THOUGHT
    DONT YOU THINK

    THE DADDY MAC FAN CLUB

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  6. What a comedian you are ! This stuff must be killer with the 9 year old's! They should take you round the schools dressed as a clown

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  7. Another one you should have kept to yourself..........

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  8. Father Brian ?.........Father TED and if we keep enduring this crap well all turn into ............drink drink drink...............hopeless overpaid garbage.The diamond shape as gone pear shape.When I was at Reading working my socks off........The quiet man needs some cash so we can finally sing loud and proud.

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  9. have faith brethren,I SHALL put this right

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  10. Yes it is common to apportion "blame" in times of despair, but "Sybil" Mcdermott with his multiple personality has taken it to new dimensions...

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    1. HF/Jack, This is priceless! You of all people having the nerve to accuse anyone of being schizo.

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    2. Go away Jack nobody likes u!

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    3. Yes (20.27) nobody likkes me, a bit like Hunt, Norris, Pugh, Varney, Smith, the only difference being I make much more money than them.....without kicking a ball!
      Mind you they rarely kick a ball yeh the "little white thing on the grass"..as White Army so eloquently described it.!

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    4. Do you fuck, they can't pay you alot for being the local rent boy behind the glory hole in the peacock every week a game is on!

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    5. Hi, (00:44)

      good to see some Leeds fans have a bit of courtesy..

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    6. What do you do to deserve courtesy, apart from smoke spam danglers weapon!

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    7. Well, Jack why don't you come clean. You, HF and Headmaster are the same person. Rip those hinges off the closet door man and come out for good! You will feel much better for it!

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  11. Distinctively poor spam dangler! I give it 2 out of 10! And that's being generous!

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  12. as always utter drivel. pointless nonsense.

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  13. What a load of bollocks THAT was! Trying too hard never turns out well.

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  14. Yeh jack,and mcdermott might be taking us to a new league next year.......league one

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    1. Miserable twat! Bet ur a right laugh!

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  15. *tumbleweed*---------

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  16. Every player that gets a new contract at leeds gets worse.White then Mc cormack are they just taking the p*ss.Or have they all got secret new ones because the sh**tisers are not doing f all.............Come on big bri sort this shambles out.

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  17. You fucking bell end. This piece is your worst ever. Shame cos recently you raised some valid points.

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  18. Absolute dog shit!

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