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Saturday, 5 October 2013

Poor Hunt Hurtfully Hounded by Hateful Leeds Fans

Poor old Complete Hunt. It's been a hard three months it seems, living apart from his wife, having to go back to a plush hotel room, getting used to the new grass on a new training pitch and a new dressing room in a new stadium and, on top of that, having to cope with the foul abuse directed at him by Leeds fans.

And, of course, we have to sympathise with him. As workers in the National Health Service learn that they will not enjoy a 1% pay rise next year in return for saving lives and suffering face to face abuse from drunken louts in A&E Departments, our hearts go out to a guy earning as much in a week as some NHS staff earn in a year. Dear me, the poor sod has even been forced wide in search of the ball because of the poor supply into the box! It's tough being Complete Hunt, really tough.

The point I'm trying to make is that pressure is what we make it. We all have stress in our lives, we all have to make sacrifices and adjustments. Hunt explains that his house move was delayed a month, forcing him to stay in a hotel longer than planned. He should try being a nurse, unable to afford to buy a home and forced to live in a grotty bedsit.

The article in the Yapping Post, in which Complete explains how tough it has been, will do little to help his cause because his critics will rightfully think, "Grow a pair!". There's only one way of stopping the criticism, and that's to start scoring goals. A real striker would have claimed the ball following that penalty award against Bournemouth and said, "This is mine!" but Complete was happy to allow McCormack to take the McResponsibility and, ironically, to McMiss.

In short, it's time for Complete Hunt to stop feeling sorry for himself and to start delivering. Leeds fans want a hero, they don't want a cry baby!

16 comments:

  1. what stresses do you have? how am i gonna try an wind leeds fans up today?? why dont you just fuck off and die everyone is bored to death of you and your shit blog

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  2. mate,have you seen noel hunts wife?? id be fucking gutted if i had to spend one night away from her!!c no wonder the poor lad cant score

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  3. Well said again most people wud give ther right arm t be a pro so your bang on and aside from winnin the pen I havent seen him do anything in any other game wots more worrying is that bm signes him because he's an old friend does this reallu sound like a manager thats gunna tek us all the way I dont think so MOT

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  4. We love you hf we do
    We love you hf we do
    We love you hf we do
    Ohhhh hf we love you!
    Why!
    Because your one of us

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  5. I'm a Leeds fan who's parnter works for the NHS and did work in A&E. All I can say is for once I agree with entirely. Well said!!!!

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  6. This really is terribly written and not remotely witty. Your life must be incredibly empty.

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  7. Cheers , you've just made a rod for you're back yet again , hunt will score today , Leeds will win and its you who will look the *unt

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  8. Must agree with you on the penalty...

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  9. That was actually quite a witty funny article compared to the crap you usually write on here

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  10. Complete Hunt? Still I suppose its better than being a complete wanker like you HF

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  11. Well said. Winging , yapping, whatever you want to call it.Pussies wearing football shirts, living a dream, getting too much money and morons like us paying to go and watch them.Bring back the 70s.

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  12. Faithful Friar Brian has just named Hunt in the starting 11 against Derby.

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  13. By - By Friar Brian. There is a job going at Buckfast Abbey.

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  14. I hate footie. 3 cock sucking 1. We ARE a team to fear. Hunt runs round like he's looking for hunt. Players in and now. Shit im fucked off. Going to play with my lillie white, might cheer me up. Slowly MOT.

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