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Saturday, 12 October 2013

David Weir to sue West Ham after Sheffield United sacking?

So, another one bites the dust, as yet another Shafting United manager is shown the door because West Ham United signed Carlos Tevez on an illegal Third Party Agreement.

Poor David Weir did everything he could to pull the Blunted Blades out of the relegation zone of the old Third Division, but no matter what players he selected, and no matter what formations he employed, the shadow of Carlos Tevez proved too much.

As one Sheffield United fan complained: "It is as if Tevez is in the starting eleven of every team we face. How else can you explain the way we keep losing to crap teams? I mean, the guy is a genius and wins games on his own, so is it any surprise that even with ten donkeys in the team, opponents in the third tier of English football keep defeating us?"

Weir has not yet commented on how Tevez cost him his job, but Old Big Gob Warnock will no doubt be on the blower soon, recommending legal action. Colin knows Tevez cost him his job and knows that Sheffield United would presently be playing Champions League football if not for West Ham's underhand cheating and the Premier League's failure to take appropriate action because of the way they favour London clubs and because they love Trevor Brooking.

54 comments:

  1. Do you really have nothing better to do than write articles like this?
    Quite embarassing

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    1. Not embarrassing at all . Spot on .

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    2. Wonderful ... I'm not embarassed

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    3. Bore off nigel

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    4. Are you still alive you TOSSER, i was hoping you had been flattened by a bus !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dissapointed i am !!

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    5. pete is a wanker

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    6. kill your self

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  2. classic! I despise Sheffield United more than any other team, absolute rubbish, and blamed everybody but themselves for their relegation-they are heading where they rightfully belong!

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  3. You really are a boring talentless moron.
    Go back to rubbing yourself while looking through your neighbours windows

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    1. Nothing else to do in Sheffield on a Saturday night.........

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  4. Utterly pathetic article.

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  5. but very funny!

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  6. Retards out in numbers again av ur lit managed to raise 100 mill it's gonna take to sell out out and moved to Olympic park

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    1. Ha ha your funny hahahahaha lets all laugh at your team hahahahaha, we give you all that money and your still rubbish, "we are premier league".........

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  7. All I want for Sheffield united is to go down to league 2 next season lmfao .

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    1. out of business would be better . Wankers .

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    2. your bigger wanker

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    3. all i want is for you to go down, nob

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    4. Come on Coventry lets have 5.....

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  8. LOL great article and I think what alot of West Ham fans feel. I don't really believe in karma (Or should I as I am due some back big time!) but in this case, karma is kicking in lovely

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    1. Where they belong . They were relegated because they were the worst team . Warnock and the Blades can rot in hell ( or Conference ) WANKERS

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  9. The one thing you can be sure of is harry rednapp is gonna sell a storey about knowing a man who knows a man who in some way has been wronged by west ham

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    1. And that he won't pay tax on the proceeds!

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    2. They are looking for ANOTHER manager . Give it to Redknapp ...A marriage made in heaven !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They will be bankrupt within 18 months but Harrys dog will be rich ....

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  10. Ha ha going down again in spite of our money...and we're just going to get bigger and better

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    1. yes you might break into the top 10 in the next five years

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  11. Does anyone know if we have won the battle with the mighty Orient to play at the Olympic pitch yet, only I heard that if Orient win league 1 this year they can officially contest it as they will be in the same league as us next year, oh im fovea blowin buggles

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    1. I think it makes good economic sense to share the stadium.

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    2. er don't you mean bubbles tosser

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  12. This guy is a complete dick, but it is Sheffield Utd that he is is having a pop at and they derserve everything bad that comes to them. Taking money under false pretences without blaming themselves once for their own demise. I think a bit of Karma has been served, don't you?

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    1. Money wasn't taken under false pretences though was it you moron.
      You blatantly cheated hence why you were fined and had to cough up a fine and compo.
      Articles like this do nothing except show how thick the majority of West Ham fans are

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    2. you northern fuckwit shame your in league 1 shame your broke and shame that homo Warnock is on the dole over 38 games you get what you deserve that's why you went down doing well this season I see league 2 here you come COYI

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    3. Thick in the leg and thicker in the head . what a load of northern tossers.

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    4. All whu fans are twats , southern gay wankers

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  13. Your articles are so immature - I only hope that most other fans do not consider you to be representative of proper Hammers fans

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  14. Articles like this are funny & sum up our sense of humour as West Ham fans. So if you have no sense of humour & are too serious, get stuffed & support someone else! Dick heads!

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  15. and its down to people like you why west ham is not a liked team we have everything we need to be like but idiots like you make everyone hate us im embarrassed i share a club with you

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  16. dude dont listen to these idiots that want to strike you down. Your articles alougth tongue in check are brilliant and i throughly enjoy them. And lol @ Sheffield, damn Tevez!!!

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  17. Its about time you got a girlfriend and moved out of you mums house

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  18. God, there are some complete tossers on here !!!!!!!!!! No one likes West Ham as they are cheating SCUM !!!!!!!!!!!!, you are the SCUM of LONDON......What comes around goes around, your day's will come !!!!!

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    1. ha ha what a cock little team little brain we are moving to the Olympic stadium you are moving to league 2 brainless northern mong never mind you never lost yesterday oh yeah you never played lol party time gay boy

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    2. dear dear dear poor Sheffield utd over the course of 38 games you get what you deserve 11 players in a football team(although you lot could have 15 and still not win) not just 1player kept us up never mind little boy league 2 here you come you total cock! COYI

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    3. Great team Coventry !!

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    4. Chill out Benson talk to Hedges

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    5. Tossers . Go back to sorting out your dole money .

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  19. blades prop this site up. fact.

    prince

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  20. Excellent piece of satire Sir. Made me chuckle out loud into my Pie & Mash.

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  21. kill yourself you moron

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  22. all i want is for you to rot in hell you gormless twat

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  23. Sorry you supporters are suffering due to idiots running your club but you really must wake up and see like your owners greed does not pay and envy certainly doesn't help. Tevez hardly played that season and were indebted to Zamora more than him remembering always one man does not make a team unless his name is messi.

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    1. Correct. You were not good enough . Had over performed to get in Premiereship in first place . Now back where they belong

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