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Wednesday, 23 October 2013

Nottingham Forest's serial killer fits the Leeds bill perfectly

So Friar Brian is closing in fast on Nottingham Forest's Dexter Blackstock and he looks the perfect fit for Leeds United. With Reg Varney knocking them in at a rate of  a goal every 4 games, Complete Hunt scoring at a similar rate, and McRoss mcnetting them in a mcsimilar mcvein, Dexter could join  a tried and tested club as he scores his league goals once every 3.88 games. And a number of those goals were bagged in a division down from the Championship of course.

But then beggars can't be choosers. News has broken of a loan to the club from a financing outfit which has a certain David Haigh as a director - and if that doesn't sound like a dodgy Master Bates like deal, I don't know what does. And Dexter Blackstock is at least proven in the division, although he is proven not good enough for promotion contenders Nottingham Forest.

Can Dexter slay opposition defenders and fire Leeds to promotion? He's got to be better than nobody so he is surely worth a gamble.



23 comments:

  1. Jobs for the boys! Just like Hunt, Dexter is one of Mcdermott's old mates, he can't score but he will be loyal! we don't need him!

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  2. Is he Jack? Where does he know him from?

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    1. yeah he is, check for yourself you retard.

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    2. Hammersfan, stop talking to yourself!

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    3. talking to yourself now are you?

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  3. spot on again, ,ost leeds fans loving the news , personally i think dex is a bag o shite !! MOT

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  4. He's known him for years since he was a young lad and during Dexter's Southampton days....see "Inside Futbol" today at 13.06 on News Now. I've read it elsewhere too.. .p.s. just watched City scrape through...

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  5. Eggs ill give you eggs.. dont scramble them poach them you dumb ass

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  6. Serial killer lol, thought dexter went into hiding ha ha

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  7. We all know that your jack you hf plonker

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  8. It's on the official website too (today)

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  9. im a forest fan and before his injury i thought he was class. Will do well at Leeds and strangely enough me bro supports the scummers- but west ham slagging leeds off your having a laugh pal i hate leeds but it must be hard having many more successful teams in the divisions below

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  10. Remember this;
    Fryer Brian's a good chef, he's cooking, and he gonna fry your West Ham up for lunch!

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  11. He better bring a cushion at huddersfield,to sit on bench with.we cant change a winning team.i havent said that much this season.

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  12. I'm a West Ham fan and I just don't understand why one of us would continually harp on about Leeds. It's bizarre to say the least. Get a Life weirdo

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    1. Well said, this guy hates leeds more than he loves west ham! Get a life. Mot we all ♥ leeds

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  13. Lots of non leeds fans on here i see, do us all A favour and worry about your own teams. Oh and kiss my hairy beanbag while your at it!!!

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  14. "... and McRoss mcnetting them in a mcsimilar mcvein"

    Congrats on 'The worst line on a football blog ever' award..

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  15. VIDEO: Anger as West Ham fans turn on own Muslim supporters as they pray under main stand

    THIS is the "disturbing" moment when West Ham fans turned on their own Muslim supporters as they prayed just before half-time at Saturday’s match against Manchester City.

    http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/438337/VIDEO-Anger-as-West-Ham-fans-turn-on-own-Muslim-supporters-as-they-pray-under-main-stand

    Care to comment HF?

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  16. Serial killer? I don't get it......

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  17. wet spam ...... # im forever blowing my neighbours dog # .... looool .

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  18. Yeah well I like your analysis, his stats are very average, we are very average, and have below average ambition, but we are still the Mighty Leeds United !

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  19. all that time and effort spent on research,research and more research on a club you claim not to care about.........wow.....wow again .....your life must be one wild adventure after another

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