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Thursday 23 January 2014

Would Bates be a better bet for Leeds than GFH Capital?

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. At West Ham we know all about false dawns and botched take-overs, but Leeds United seem to have got it all down to a fine art and cornered the bloody market! With the Sport Capital deal looking less likely by the day, the nightmare of Leeds remaining in the ownership of the Bahrain Bank Built on Sand becomes not just a possibility but a probability. And if Carling did Arab Owners, they certainly wouldn't do this bunch of hard up misers!

The news that GFH Capital blocked the move for Barnes is nothing short of terrifying. Friar Brian has climbed squarely into the Haigh and Hunt boat, and if it sinks, he's going to be deep in the Swanee without a life jacket. All aboard the Leeds United McFeelgood Factor Sleeper Express to the Premiership Europe, Infinity and Beyond my arse!  The bridge is down, and poor McDermott is driving the train full steam ahead into potential oblivion.

If the  Sport Capital take-over collapses, what course is open to Nice Guy Brian other than to resign? All along he has talked about team work, of pulling together in the same direction, of working for a Board that was giving him marvelous backing.  Now that argument won't wash. Now even the most blinkered Leeds fans must accept that the Bahrain based bank are a cancer in the club and poor McDermott must recognize that he received more support from the Reading board on the day before he was sacked than this lot are going to give him in a century of Ramadans. They are in it for the money and they don't have the money to provide the impetus that Leeds United need to move forward.

Still Cellino is in the wings I suppose, you know the guy who lacked the financial muscle and credibility to outbid the Dildo Brothers when they bought West Ham. And if that comes to nothing, there's always Master Bates. I'm sure he would like nothing better than to take back ownership of the club!

33 comments:

  1. Was wondering how long it would take for you to crawl out from under your rock.. Who brothers ?? Never heard of them.. Ohhhhhh and where are west spam atm?? Enough said duck!

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  2. Arsesumptions, Arsesumptions, Arsesumpetions, Arsesumptions Arsesumptions! Oh hf I thought you of all people would have learnt your lesson about believing shite you read on tin pot web sites affiliated to tin pot newspapers.

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  3. here he is...old man river to give us his opinions on all this from his favourite armchair in romania.
    cant help yourself can you?

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  4. I think you have more things to worry about what is going on at west ham. Rather than sticking your nose in with Leeds fans ( tosser

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  5. Relegation
    Administration
    Division 3
    Welcome to West Ham's future

    Mwah x

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  6. Its carlsberg not carling

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    1. If Carlsberg did football clubs, they would go nowhere near Leeds!

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  7. Would playing a striker be a better bet for the Iron?

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  8. So u have wrote this shite but where is ur match report and player ratings on ur west ham blog about the second leg of the semi final? U must have been there surely, loyal fan and all that!? Very poor turn out aswell, u would have had nearly 40,000 empty seats in ur New stadium! Poor indeed spam dangler!!!

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  9. I bet u believe the stories in the viz.

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  10. You've been a bit quiet lately! I wonder why? I must admit that I'm impressed that you still stick your head above the parapet given what's happening (or more to the point, what's not happening) down your way.
    14,000 fans for a cup semi final against one of the best footballing sides in the country? Absolute disgrace. Lose 9-0 on aggregate. And the pony tailed, bearded wonder couldn't score in Amsterdam (is he trying to disguise himself so his mates don't recognise him playing for West Ham). So you think you're a big club? No No No.
    Respect to the 14k plus that turned up .... proper fans, but the others (probably including you) should hang their heads in shame.
    It looks like the Il Grande Sam Allardicci Express to the Championship, League 1, League 2, Southern Counties League, Barking & District Sunday League, Infinity and Beyond is travelling much quicker than ours train .... I'll listen for the sonic boom.
    MOT

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  11. Did you finally get arrested for those 'special' sites that you run ?

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  12. We all know what you do in your spare time, its all over the real Hammer's forums.

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  13. I agree mate, but I think you'll find that your "club" WILL be relegated this season, and we'll welcome you with open arms next year to Elland Road - that's if we're not in Div. 1. You can't upset us - we're experts at being shit on - your turn next !!.

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  14. history makers biggist agg in a semi smallest crowd kids for a quid

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  15. You may want to reopen your last 2 posts on your Titwank site as there will be a flood of comments commiserating over the Titwanks narrow defeats to City and The Toon. I really thought they would turn that 6-0 first leg slaughter around,but then i saw that noble was on the bench,and then they got that all important away goal too to make it that little bit harder. Goals 8 and 9 were lucky though weren't they?

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  16. Spammer! Your back from that pain of westham

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  17. How did u get on in the semis mate

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  18. We are Leeds We are Leeds We are Leeds and never forget that...Marching on together !!!!!!

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    1. Marching on like Dad's Army!

      'Excuse Mr McDermott, please may I be excused?...Don't panic, don't panic!...We're all doomed. Doomed I say...My Mum says I'm not to go out on the pitch without a scarf to keep me warm...E're, I've got a couple of loan players that have just fallen off the back of a lorry...You stupid boy Poleon...Six nil, how absolutely lovely...Just testing you Warnock...Playing with wing backs, do you think that's wise sir...Mum won't like it Uncle Brian...(and pointing to the fans) Ruddy hooligans!'

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    2. How can you say that 6.0

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    3. So spam dangler, u must be trying to get a reaction out of us to try get afew hits and make afew quid, funny how u haven't blogged on the semi final 2nd leg on the spam dangler site, is that cos no west ham fans give u the time of day!?

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  19. Hammersfan convicted *** ********. Thought you were barred from using the internet.

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  20. No. He'd be well suited to West Ham though.

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  21. Ha Ha, looks like you've woken the Soothsayer up from his Parker Knoll! He's started to "prattle" again!

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  22. hello jackie old boy......your matey really is a top bloke........his parents should be really proud............all that money they spent on education....................and for what?..................6 houses wow...........all fashion..........no style and no class.

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  23. is bates still not here anyway

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