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Wednesday, 8 January 2014

West Ham an object of ridicule from QPR to Watford to Tottenham to Leicester and all the way up to Leeds!

Well here we go then guys.

This week has been one of the most chastening in my 44 years as a West Ham United fan. There have been many bad times over those years, with 44 years of hurt tempered only by two FA Cup wins, a third placed finish in the top division and some near misses in a League Cup and FA Cup final. But despite all the pain, my blood has run Claret and Blue throughout, having been born to a West Ham fan and even cruelly passing the curse on to my own unfortunate son (who aged nine announced he supported Manchester United before being toured around the local orphanage!).

But what defence can be offered after the last two games? Allardyce has plumbed new depths of humiliation and shame and the owners must surely now understand that we will be playing football in the Championship next season unless four or five quality players are brought in fast.

Roger Johnson? That says it all doesn't it? Loaned to a Premiership club - for now - by a team in the old Third Division!

So, this thread is here for all you Leeds, QPR, Watford, Tottenham and QPR fans to gloat and taunt and tease. Everything will be published, provided it is not obscene.

Bloody hell, things are so bad I might even welcome Zola, Warnock, Pearson, AVB, Oneday Ramos, Sparky Hughes or Timmy Sherwood to the club!

60 comments:

  1. Dear oh dear ha ha ha happy Leeds fan Peter virdee taking over too 💰

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  2. I feel for all fans who go through anything like Leeds have, so no gloating from that point of view. However, sympathy for the wet spam owners and management team....never in a million fucking years! See you next season.

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  3. are didoms from going to every miserable home game rangers played last season I know a relegation side when I see one and your domed son your players heads have gone and im not gloating hf I wouldn't wish what we had to endure last season on any one still looks like we will end up in a play off place and if we fuck it up you can no doubt post some condescending shit to piss us all off toodle pip

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    1. don't bank on the playoffs with that useless under achieving manager QPR have

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    2. Stand up man, have some pride. Arry is far better than that useless Welsh idiot Hughes, so we're quite happy to be doing ok in the CHUMPionship. I bet most Welsh wouldn't want him running their club! I'm even starting to like the Championship, more even games, everyone can beat everyone and it's a bit more like the old days.

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  4. gold sullivan wise up pay him the dosh and get rid of the egotistic outdated dinasaur called big sam

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  5. You took a bullet for Spurs there? Heh... thanks man. You're the greatest.

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  6. You give plenty of stick to us leeds utd fans & now I respect that you can take it too.respect for not shying away & don't worry I think andy Carroll will play a big part in u staying up

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  7. Could be worse you could of got beat by Harrogate town like we did

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  8. I thought you're son was from a romainian orphanage ?? Keep taking the tablets , you'll be in the championship in 4 months and then you'll need all the medication you can get because you're blog will be over ,, how will anyone be able to take you serious when you're main targets have leap froged wank spam

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  9. We've put all the pisstaking comments on your own w,ham site. It's gone into meltdown now. That was a nice anorak sam was wearing tonight mind,it's a shame the lads couldn't have wore them aswell while they were standing around in the rain doing nothing.

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  10. So, why have you only posted this pathetic attempt at eating humble pie on our page? if im not mistaken ( as you often point out about my use of grammar ) your (or is it you're) "headline" mentions Watford, Q.P.R, Tottenham and Leicester all ridiculing West Ham. So, why haven't you blogged on their sites? also, I personally have not ridiculed the football team or club that is West Ham. I never have but I must admit I will take great pleasure in knowing that you as a so called West Ham fan who has taken great pleasure in seeing other clubs go through very dark times, you, who have for so long ridiculed others misfortune is finally getting a taste of his own medicine. We only have to look at the pictures on the right of your page to see what kind of person you are.

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  11. The olympic stadium lol


    up the pikies!

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  12. Ha Ha, what goes round comes round. I have no real dislike for West Ham but I F*****G hate Allerdyce and hope he gets relegated then fired.
    Once he does get sacked he can do what he's best at and crawl even further up Taggarts arse.
    P.S I have been kind because one of your last blog about Leeds was pretty balanced and thought you'd been hacked or your drinks spiked.
    MOT.

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  13. HAHAHA YOUR FUCKING SHITE !! NOW BORE OFF SAD ACT

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    1. At least he has the balls to write something that provokes some banter, unlike you sad boy.

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  14. you and your shit club deserve everything you get after months of winding fans of other clubs up.Revenge is sweet from a smirking Leeds fan

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  15. no taunt from me im a leeds fan no how it feels and to the end bit of your post don't get warnock he will end up buying the same players again you will end up like us with old players on high wages that u won't use lol

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  16. There's a bit of payback here from us QPR fans who suffered a lot of abuse from you lot when we went down.I suppose you'll be trying to sign 'arry soon.

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    1. I don't think Harry wants a repeat of last season. I think he will retire with us. As for West Ham, how did you all finish so high last season, and with seemingly the same team, completely bottom out? It's the curse of that worthless sack of crap Andy Carroll. For the record, I would rather have my club liquidated Rangers FC style than have Sparky manage another minute. He is a complete waste.

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  17. tbh im not gonna gloat too much because after spending the worst 90 minutes of my life in the rochdale home end on Saturday. trying not to explode at the shite i was watching...west ham cheered my weekend up a little cos you are shiter than us....

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  18. As a Watford fan and all the shit you write about other clubs, I'd just like to see you fall through the leagues ASAP... Really hope your season drags on...

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  19. Well at least you are honest enough to put your hands up. As a QPR fan I gave up football for Lent then someone asked why I was watching QPR. I said that QPR did not count last season. But hey proper fans hurl abuse and then take the flack with good spirit. The Germans have a word for it. Not much sympathy with the Olympic Stadium giveaway deal. Lots of injuries yes and unlucky yes but all the eggs in the Andy Carrol was a bonkers deal a bit like some we had last season. So enjoy!!

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  20. West Ham fan? You were busy on your computer when the game was on! So you obviously didn't bother going to the game, and you had your head stuck in to your computer when the game was on!!! Real fan alright. No wonder you spend your time slagging off other teams. You've grown tired of West Ham obviously. Delighted with the result. Might keep you off the Leeds site for a while.

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  21. its too far gone for you to be noble hf.im not falling for it.i hope your shower of a team gets relegated and stays there playing in the half empty olympic stadium

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  22. You have two years to get to League One before you move in to the Olympic Stadium. Who knows maybe Leyton Orient will be above you by then. That would be rich!

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  23. did you go....................erm.......................................................erm.......................................................................no..do you ever go?............................................erm.....................................erm...............................................................erm,...........no..get off your lazyboy,put down the cheesy puffs,stop being so bitter and go outside watch a match at a ground then you have the right to formulate a feasible view of the game........until then you will be forever dragging around those feet of clay.

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  24. It's not easy being a supporter

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  25. I actually feel sorry for West Ham. Watford hold no grudges, you just get our pity.

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  26. Just want to here Alerdyce's report - even when they are lucky and win - they were the better team by far - Sours out played and were 10 times the bteer team when you lucked it - he said you deserved it

    When you loose it is always the refs fault or you did not deserve it

    And your style of football ruins all the players that play for you - you don't just end your career you end thiers

    You are the worst manager ever to have called your self a manager - you were even crap as a player when I watched you at Bolton - Long ball and dirty ankle kicks then - long ball and dirty ankle kicks now - you win by teaching players not to play the ball but the man

    Try Rugby

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  27. There's no need for ridicule or piss taking the score last night spoke for itself but I'm a LOYAL QPR fan who goes home and away with my daughter and we do feel for the poor sods who went to Manchester to have to endure that pitiful display as we have done the same this season. But what fucks me off the most is the fucking losers who get tickets away for example Watford when me and my daughter could not go due to idiots giving away their loyalty to people who only go up the road and cant be arsed to follow their team any further than the Watford gap!! Anyway you lot got the crap game you deserved anyway we will be at Ipswich this weekend will you be there? I think not. Anyway West Ham please take Harry the bung back he's not welcome here, we don't give a fuck if he takes up up again...well not here anyway

    Cheers SSB

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  28. You've lost any creditability you "may" have had with this article. You have spent the last few years ridiculing Zola ..... now you say you would have him back ???? Talk about a fickle football fan. Stick to Big Sam, the porno twins chairmen, the Manageress chief exec, Trevor Brooking, Billy Bonds, skinhead fans, cockles and eels, a big faceless half empty freebie stadium and stick it where the sun don't shine .... hope you fade away into oblivion with Andy Carroll's wages being paid for the next 5 years even though he will be injured for 4 and a half of them .....
    Watford FC

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  29. Kick out Sam and bring in Colin on a "keep us up" contract. He'll take all his cronies from Leeds and that will free up the wage bill at Elland Road.

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  30. Can't wait till your in diversion 1. That will be so funny, perhaps you could ground share with Brentford?

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  31. No one believes in your fictional son. Any children you claim to have are probably on the missing persons list.

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    1. Ha Ha- That's genius !!!

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  32. Be great if you tool 'Arry off us. Doubt we'd have the luck. Jokes aside, I believe Wanock would do a great job for you but you'd never go for him. You lot are going down, shame that better if Fulham went.

    R block R

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  33. If u get your better players back there is still a chance u can stay up, Cardiff will be a hard game next but I would say u need to win that to start any chance of survival! Ironic really this whole thing after all the piss taking u gave Leeds under Warnock!

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  34. Be great if you tool 'Arry off us. Doubt we'd have the luck. Jokes aside, I believe Wanock would do a great job for you but you'd never go for him. You lot are going down, shame that better if Fulham went.

    R block R

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  35. I watched both games....only sympathy from me. The very idea that things might improve if Andy Carroll was fit speaks volumes. I'd rather Zola over Big Sam any day....U orns!

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  36. You can only dream of having a manager like Pearson. I would say see you next season but we all know we won't! BLUE ARMY!

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  37. not gonna feel sorry for you or your club mush. you are a parasite and all you have done week after week especially under Warnock is rip the piss out of Leeds and its fans .... sometimes its better to just stay stum.... as it will always come back at you .... what comes around goes around ..... will piss my pants in front of you if they sack Araldite and appoint Warnock in his place your face would be a picture.

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  38. QPR fan here. Been there, done that.

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  39. No taunt from this QPR fan either....my wife supports West Ham so I do have some sort of association with you and would rather see you do well. What I do take objection with is how you always seem to rub it in when we aren't doing so well (which is quite often) yet no praise when we are doing well. So, if I was to gloat on one aspect of this subject, it would be to say ner ner ner ner ner to you personally (with no real malice intended) and with a genuine wish to see WHU stay up so my wife and I can needle each other next season if we go up! Finally, my stepson is a Man Utd fan so I think I saw you at that orphanage........

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  40. As much as you like to go on about Watford. I have no bad feelings towards West Ham. Allardyce is a clown but I would much rather be playing you next season in the Premiership!

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  41. "So, this thread is here for all you Leeds, QPR, Watford, Tottenham and QPR fans to gloat and taunt and tease. Everything will be published, provided it is not obscene."

    It's time we stopped gloating and taunting. Most of us have felt similar pain at some time or other and what goes around comes around. So, good luck and I hope you can turn it around though it is a big ask as QPR fans know.

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  42. Save all this for May, Unfortunately westham are still a premier league club at this moment in time, So wouldnt look to much into it, Especially when the likes of palace, Sunderland, Cardiff and other's are juat as shite.

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  43. Allardyce spends so much of his time grotesquely chewing during every game that he clearly doesn't have any energy left at half time to motivate his players.
    Football is all about determination, grit, passion and desire. I didn't see any of that from West Ham last night. You could have a put a team of corpses out there who would have tried harder.

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  44. Why should QPR, Spurs, Watford & Leicester fans be gloating about your situation? What makes you think that any of them take delight in/care about West Ham's misfortune, mismanagement or sheer ineptitude? A little sympathy, maybe, that the Hammers are on a downward spiral in similar manner to the likes of Portsmouth, Coventry, Luton..... but hey, shit happens.

    Leeds fans on the other hand - as big a bunch of nasty, vindictive, spiteful, big-headed, moronic neanderthals as you're likely to meet anywhere - will no doubt be dribbling their watered-down 'beer' into their Yorkshire puddings at the very thought of your problems. If ever a team deserved to slide into oblivion it's their one...

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    1. Sounds like your the vindictive nasty spiteful one, and you claim that QPR, Spurs, Watford and Leicester probably doesn't care about West Hams misfortune? They probably don't. Meanwhile your dribbling your flat warm cheap white cider through a straw onto your stale pork pie you salvaged from a TESCO skip, thinking about what Leeds fans are thinking about West Ham. Well sorry to burst your bubble, but I doubt any Leeds fans really give a toss either, so what makes you think we do?

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    2. Ouch... You don't mention loyal!!!. who do you support?. I guarantee that the last time leeds visited your ground no matter where, which day of the week, kick off time or competition the away end will have been full. It's highly likely that leeds will have requested more tickets. Sadly most home teams support is so poor that the request is declined.
      Chris lufc.

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  45. If Allardyce goes I fear for the employee who's full time job is to scrape up the chewing gum he liberally spits out around the place.

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  46. Was there a game played last night? I really don't care as it didn't involve or affect Watford. I have absolutely no feeling about West Ham or their supporters.

    However what I do object to is your unjustified bitterness towards Watford and more particularly their set up. We as fans have no choice how the club is run and this does cause frustration that you should resent Watford for things out of our control. Now as a West Ham fan you must be feeling exactly the same as you watch Gold, Sullivan and Allardyce take you into ruin. That I do find quite funny. All I can say is thank goodness we at Watford have a properly run organisation with people who understand football. I reckon that for all your constant slating of the Watford system you wish you had that sort of set up at West Ham. See you next season in the Championship.

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  47. Poor West Ham, the backbone of English Football is broken!

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  48. I think QPR will end up playing Leeds in the Play-off semi-finals, and we have a good record against them! MOT!

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  49. That's one big fuck off stadium to fill when your in Div 1! You mugs! Best you make friends with your nearest neighbours Orient to help fill that big void. LMFAO.. Bye bye...

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  50. 5-0
    6-0
    Relegation
    Administration
    Division three
    What goes around comes around Hammersfan.

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  51. WHU... Worst Hated Underachievers

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  52. HAHAHA, I don't dislike West Ham but dislike you for wanting to make yourself famous on the back of stupid and unintelligent comments about Leeds United. I hope you get the self appointed 'Red Adair' Neil Warnock, or as we called him Colin W**ker, which is an anagram of his name, and he will relegate you , so then even Orient fans can laugh at you, Mug....................Stew London

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