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Friday, 24 January 2014

West Ham & Leeds fans united in hoping McCormack deal isn't done!

Times may be desperate, but they surely can't be THAT desperate!

OK we have bought some shit down the years, but buying Ross McCormack would really take the biscuit - providing Benni McCarthy didn't eat those left behind by cookie magnet Eggert Magnusson and the barrel has been kept hidden from Allardyce.

True the Scot has banged in a few goals in the Championship but how many players are capable of making the step up? And he's no spring chicken is he?

It doesn't take a high wattage bulb to shine in the darkness, and in the current Leeds team, a Lions Midget Gem would shine like the Koh-I-Noor. Good God, when you are compared with the likes of Podgy Kenny, Warnock Junior, Reg Varney, Shit Brown and Hell Hadji, you'd have to have two prosphetic left legs and be right footed not to stand out from the crowd.

If we are really interested in him then it can only be because we are planning for next season in the Championship. McCormack has Ted MacDougall and Derek Hales stamped all over him, a decent player in the lower divisions but hopelessly out of his depth in the top tier.

And as hard up as Leeds are, they won't sell him for what he is worth which is somewhere between £1.5m and £2m.

Leave well alone for God's sake - just look at what Becchio has "achieved" at Norwich!


  1. Turrets and prosphetics. Shit spelling to go with a shit post. And you used to be the one picking up others on their poor spelling and grammar.

    Give 'em enough rope. As the saying goes.

  2. yes hes crap. only scored more goals on his own this term than your top 3 or 4 goal scorers plus? west ham are used to spending £15 million on a useless striker, not what McCormack is worth. "somewhere between £1.5 and £2m" you do make yourself look a silly little boy on here.

  3. Ross mac defiantly not a prem player. Works his cock off but that alone isn't enough.
    True he's playing in a poor team at the min but surely a transfer to west ham would be a huge step backwards for him.... West ham are on a slide down into the championship where as it can only improve at leeds. The opportunity of taking us forward as captain is surely a big incentive.

  4. If West Ham bid closer to £5m, then Leeds should sell him! Good bit of business, although the loss in gate revenue could be critical...

    1. Would be worth it if u stop going u cock.

  5. Mccormack is championship top scorer lol but ye your rite how cud he compete with the likes of carrol n cole lol dont think he cud lace ther boots do u? How many goals they scored between them this season lol u fuckin little southern fair.

  6. Yesterdays blog about ray is been looked into as we speak mate I shit u not be prepared to face legal action

  7. it must hurt you that your club wants one of our players, yet we don't want any of yours! you mock everyone connected with Leeds United, from our manager, players, board and even a fan with learning disabilities but you know what? we are bigger, better, stronger and more united as a club than West Ham will ever be.

  8. McCormack is nothing like MacDougal or Derek Hayes. He is a quality player who will score at the top level if he has a few good players around him.

    I suppose that rules out West Ham then...

  9. HF, you seem to have forgotten your post of just a day ago

    Hammersfan 23 January 2014 22:01
    "McCormack is the only one who isn't a comedy act!"

    Seemed to rate him a bit 24 hours ago…whats made you change your mind or are you now just writing for a reaction in this post….????

  10. He would be your most talented player, but that's the problem, talent would look strange in your squad.
    He is worth how much? £2m, wonder what that long hair bearded casualty extra is valued at that he would make look useless in your squad is worth. Carrol has to worth £3.50.
    You should be buying Kieran Dyer, to keep your crock company

  11. he's way too good for us and hes way too good for west ham!

  12. you don't need him now that " Y'know" Sam has "Y'know" signed "Y'know" two players "Y'know" on a season long loan "Y'know". A joint age of 59 years "Y'know" And you talk about us "Y'know" having a bunch of old men at Leeds United "Y'know?" I hope you have "Y'know" faith in stumbling, stuttering Sam (Y'know??)

  13. HF taking longer and longer to approve comments. My guess is that his dole money is running low and the internet cafe he frequents won't accept IOUs. Get a job you scrounging bum.