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Thursday, 30 January 2014

Is Levy quietly relieved after Manchester City's thumping of Tottenham Hotspur?


Things were getting just a little bit awkward at White Hart Lane following the desperate appointment of Timmy Sherwood. The game plan was surely for Sherwood to squeak Spurs into a Champions League place, or into the Your Ropey League, but to leave sufficient question marks over his leadership qualities for Levy to feel justified in replacing him with a big name from abroad after the World Cup.

But bloody Timmy wouldn't play ball. True his start was a little bit shaky, not least because of that Capital One Fan Cup exit to West Ham, but then the team went on a roll, and victory at Old Trafford had Spurs fans ejaculating over their breakfast kippers.

Spurs suddenly climbed the table, and with Moyeschester United disintegrating before Ferguson's scowling eyes, hope suddenly sprang eternal. Timmy was actually leading Tottenham to the Promised Land. Great for the short term, but a bloody nuisance with major team rebuilding scheduled for the summer. Fair enough to entrust a lost cause to Timmy, but to let him spend upward of £50m in the summer, well that would be frankly ridiculous!

But with Manchester City completing an 11-1 aggregate win over Spurs in the League, Levy now has his excuse for shunting Sherwood on in the summer.  Cue the "Done a great job but when we found ourselves up against the best, Tim was found a little wanting in the tactical department" speech ahead of a certain Dutch man being ushered around the Spurs managerial revolving door.

So Timmy Time ticked down several heart beats as Manchester City smashed home five goals. True Spurs were reduced to 10 men, but that didn't help AVB did it? And Timmy won't command the huge pay off that his over rated predecessor benefitted from. It's sad, but Timmy is simply keeping the manager's seat warm; and sadder still that the poor sod doesn't seem to realise it!

12 comments:

  1. Gary Cooper signed as new goalie for Leeds!!

    Kenny gone to KFC....

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  2. Great spurs blog. Coys.

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  3. Ejaculating over their breakfast kippers? Why did I read this shit?

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  4. Rubbish blog. Levy doesn't need an excuse to get rid of Sherwood

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  5. OK If they ejaculayed over the eggs.. we could have BIG trouble in 9 months time ;)

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  6. quite agree tim is not going to last if it ever happens we need amanager who actually has complete control ie ferguson type harry has been the nearest to this and look what happened yes levy a good accountant well a great accountant nver let an accountant run your buisness i hope we get the right man in the summer for the sake of tottenham

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    1. It doesn't matter who we get while Levy is in charge we could have God almighty and Jesus come off the cross as his assistant we have hit our level while Levy remains as chairman. As Harry used to say "This is as good as it gets"

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  7. Irrespective of results he was always going to be an interim.

    Who hires a 16yr old with no driving licence or experience to be a driver of a Bugatti Veron?

    Spurs will never be successful until they appoint a manager and let him to the job without interference.

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    1. Which won't happen while Levy is in charge

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  8. Levy is laughing at YOU the fans.

    He quietly takes home his 2 million pound a year salary whilst Tottenham just " tick over "

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