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Monday, 5 August 2013

Leeds United Fans Smiling At Long Last!



I’ve just checked and it isn’t December, but all Leeds United fans' Christmases seem to have come at once! Ken Bates has gone. GFH Capital are muttering about buying back Elland Road, and to top it all, Leeds didn’t just kick off the new season with a home win, they scored TWICE and new million pound man Luke Murphy scored the winner!

True, the victory was against a Brighton team which, following the departure of Poyet, appears to be in disarray. True too, Oscar Garcia reckons the winner should have been disallowed for handball. And true too, that Leeds fell a goal behind and left it late to plunder that winner. But let’s not be churlish. Leeds are off and running, Nice Guy Brian is smiling, and everything suddenly looks rosy.

Mind you, talking Rosie, QPR’s victory over Sheffield Wednesday must be a worry. As must be Wigan’s thumping of Barnsley. And Reading’s victory over Ipswich. And Leicester’s win at Miserableborough. And Udinese Calcio's away win. And the away points for Bolton and Blackburn. It is a stronger Championship this year so Leeds will have to improve considerably to figure in a promotion push.

But back to the positives. Leeds won without Byram. Poleon came off the bench. And 33,000 fans flooded into the Bateless Elland Road. Happy Days!
For now at least!

45 comments:

  1. Hey where you been spammer you silly looking idiot I've missed you!

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  2. god you r so boring...just like whu

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  3. Where have you been hiding? Great start only 45 to go! The Bates stench has been lifted. Its going to be a rough year as in tougher than previous, I still do not see any one running away with it lets not forget the boys that dropped were not good enough to stay up, will see where all stand after Christmas.

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  4. You forgot the Brighton goal that was offside.......... I feel sorry for you mate as for the moment all you have is your hollow sarcasm. But im sure Leeds will slip up occasionally this season and that should open the door for your usual drivel :o)

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  5. You're back.

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  6. closet leeds fan

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  7. Feck off u tosseur

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  8. Ha ha ha have you been in the nick ? For turning tricks in men's toilets

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  9. Welcome back spanner fan. I've missed your light hearted humour over the close season :)

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  10. Koh Samui Whites5 August 2013 at 19:20

    Welcome back HF. Looking forward to your insights into the coming season,usually badly researched,often biased and occasionally spot on but always fairly amusing.Leeds UTD possibly promoted and Yorkshire CCC division 1 champions,does it get any worse for a northern inferiority complex carrying southerner than that.Alas it does the Tour De France also starts in Leeds next year.Can,t understand why it,s not going through Forestgate,Stratford,Canning town or west ham can you?

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  11. It's been a boring summer without your drivel to keep us wound up....welcome back HF :0)

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  12. Oh ive missed you HF :') In fairness though brighton are a much better team than sheff wed, boro, ipswich and barnsley

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  13. I can only put these welcome back comments down to Stockholm Syndrome! I thought you guys hated me!

    Apologies for the quiet period. Have been traveling: Bulgaria, Dubai, Italy.

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    1. I hate you !!! I hope you die you lying scumbag your not witty or funny your a twat

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    2. You must have some coin hf! Can't be bad! So have u been following the off season then?

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    3. Patty Hearst Stockholm syndrome well my prediction is that you were not even dull glaze in your Fathers eyes in that time. But enjoy your last season at PL,....

      Tare.

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    4. more like Thailand where you can have your fill of all the lady boys, faggot

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    5. back to your lying ways i see hf! bulgaria,dubai and italy was it this time ;).LOL

      anyway,are you going to be writing regular articles about lufc again this season?

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  14. Well fuck me.cockney boy is back.we can all rest easy.

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  15. Now Master Bates has gone, we needs someone to hate. You're not in the same league / universe as he is but we still hate you. But it's affectionate hate. Sure we'll all be begging you to F Off again in no time. Welcome back

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  16. West Ham = racist scum.

    West Ham = the ugliest pile of crap in the British Isles

    Remind us of that lovely song West Ham fans sang (hissed) about Jews?

    Scum blogger, scum club, scum place.

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  17. Dr Weevil returns!! I assumed you must have been trying to keep one step ahead of Operation Yew Tree. Now that you're back, how long will this unconvincing Nice Uncle Weevil act last? Can we expect the hormonal bitchiness to return soon?

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  18. Hey, hammersfannyboy, Where you been......

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  19. Did the cops take your laptop off you?

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  20. crawl, back, hole

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  21. Quite plesant im gobsmacked!

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  22. Fuck me son, thought Leeds and QPR paid you Off and told you
    to keep ya mouth shut. What happened they default on the first payment. Welcome back:-)

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  23. just when I thought it was safe to go back on leeds news now. up pops the bubble boy. where have you being blowing all summer. still nice to see your still alive and blowing. you must have been jumping up and down inside your closet when leeds score in the last minute. hope you did not bang your head.

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  24. So now your back let's start by asking you what your honest Opinion is on Leeds for the coming season? Set your stall out early so we know where you stand and don't dictate yourself later in the season! Cheers

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  25. ive missed this! are you ready hf???


    you are a c**t


    now its your turn....

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  26. hows the wife hf? x

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  27. west ham relegated this season my friend!

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  28. Welcome Back HF, hope you had a good vacation.....MOT

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  29. Remember HF, your on probation for 12 months!

    Jack (Parole officer)

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  30. Neville you rent boy ,,, how was Thailand , business good ??!"

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  31. Jack, you're on parole for poor spelling! Will you never learn?

    Thanks for the welcome back 22.05, I'll try to live up to your assessment of me over the course of the season!

    21,13 I predict a 7th or 8th place finish I'm afraid. There are stronger teams in the division.

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    1. Fair play to you at least you have set you're stall out, don't think you are to far off the mark. Cheers

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  32. why do you think we want to read your drivel? piss off back to prison or wherever you went for the last few months. it was great without your bull shit every day.

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  33. Did the police discover your dungeon?

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  34. U fucking cock ! Nothing to write about apart from leeds utd .......one season u said u twat ......just f off .

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  35. 5/1 Leeds to score 6 or more any league match! with SB

    worth a few bob??

    Jack

    what you think HF?

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