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Monday 9 September 2013

Who would imagine that Sheffield United could ever be a better bet than Leeds?


It's far from impossible that Shafting United could end up the richest club in the bottom division of the Football League after that humiliating defeat against Rotherham, but nevertheless, a Saudi Prince - an Arab reputably with money! - still regarded the Blunted Blades as a better bet for investment than the once mighty Leeds United!

Leeds fans will queue up to blame Master Bates but, inconveniently, the Saudi's agent has revealed that an approach was made to buy a stake in the club after GFH Capital had bought out canny Ken. The trouble is, this Arab wanted to invest in the squad rather than buy a financial trading chip, and the Arab Bank Built on Sand were having none of that!

Personally, I hope it all goes tits up for McScab's scum, but, for the time being, this must be utterly galling for all those who fell over themselves to boast that Leeds would be spending billions when the rumour of an Arab buy out first emerged.

A partnership between Prince Abdullah wheelly bin Mosaad swing top bin Abdulaziz al Saud and GFH Capital would surely have been perfect, with the Saudi financing player purchases as the Bahrainis capitalised on promotion to the Prem, but the opportunity was inexplicably missed.

Unless, of course, this Arab himself, like Leeds United's owners, is also a few camels short of a full caravan! 

39 comments:

  1. Still, at least the deal is fair and above board which is more than can be said for Hammer's wheelings and dealings...

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  2. Just shows what you know!

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  4. Can't you read, SU was second best to LU. The Saudi Arabian couldn't afford to do a deal to invest in LU. The next sale of LU is the most important hopefully not to a chancer who can only commit £5m to invest in a football club.

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  5. If brains were shit you wouldn't have enough to make an offensive smell!

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  6. 1st may 1999 westham 1 mighty whites 5

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  7. Very poor effort of a wind-up spam dangler! You really are loseing your touch, why don't you try again but this time without the racist, piss taking remarks about there names!?

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  8. I know why you have a bond with west ham and the owners !!!! Your a dilldo

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  9. Have GFHC bought your house and football ground yet. They've bought most of London so far

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  10. spoken like a true cheat ham utd fan

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  11. Guess it must be really boring being a John West Spam fan that you have to write about every other team. As they say in Cork....your some langer...

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  12. You really don't have a club, check the league one table. Your blogs are rubbush by the way.

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  13. You must be really happy in your little world !!!!!,not letting anyone comment of your pathetic stories !!!!! SADDO

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  14. yawn yawn,who the hell cares

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  15. Racist as well as committed to inciting hatred amongst the footballing community - you should feel truly proud of your position as the most prolific LUFC blogger on the internet despite not supporting the club - thank god you're not a Leeds fan because you do nothing but bring shame on the sport and your club.

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  16. A BETTER BET THAN THE SPUNK BUBBLE BLOWERS ALSO!!!!


    UTTER UTTER BELL END

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  17. http://robertatkinson61.wordpress.com/2013/09/09/leeds-united-glory-game-no-2-west-ham-1-leeds-5-may-1st-1999/

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  18. 12 out of your last 14 blogs are about Leeds. Why don't you just admit that life supporting West Ham is just so boring that you have to follow and write about the only team worth worrying about.

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  19. Or a better prospect than purchasing a stake in west ham as some media outlets report, however that fact is strangely omitted from this piece of exquisite football journalism.

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  20. Reading your drivel reminds me of the fact why some animals eat their own young at birth.

    Shoreham Boys we are 'ere
    Prince

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  21. U lot r a joke just face it ur a has been team no more mighty leeds why would anyone invest in scum like u lot up the blades

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    1. League 1 is it??? ^^^^^^^^^^

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    2. Didn't the Mohamed Bin guy invest fifty pence....?

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  22. Think it will be a draw tonight...

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    1. Wrong post hammersjack. Getting confused with all your different personas? You tool. Still big up yourself for not waiting for the game start this time. You took my advice.

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  23. Conveniently bought SU the day after the transfer window closed
    We are building for next season...grow up!

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  24. haha you just signed a no hoper 32 year old striker, dildo money couldn't afford Ross Mac

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  25. The blunts arnt even the best team in Sheffield! Speaks volumes!

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  26. I love Rotherham....hehe

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  27. You really are a piece of rotted afterbirth

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  28. whats ur tip tonite jack?

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  29. No porno pedlars have come in for us either, you sad little pillock.

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  30. Shall we take bets when the spam dangler will next post a blog about LEEDS UTD? Bearing in mind it's now11:50 on Wednesday!

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