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Wednesday, 4 September 2013

Dirty Dirty Leeds Born Again

Oh the irony! The club most intimately linked with 'win at all cost and to Hell with all values' has suddenly discovered morality! With the newly ordained Reverend Brian preaching from the Elland Road pulpit, the club is suddenly offering itself up as a beacon for all that is godly in the game!

Today's reading comes from Matthew 6:24: "No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon."

Reverend Brian has, with some justification if you are a fan of West Ham, expressed disgust at the obscenity of the big money spending of Premiership clubs on the last day of the transfer window. But, to quote Mandy Rice-Davies, "He would say that, wouldn't he?". When you don't have two Dinar to rub together, it's bound to hurt when clubs pay four hundred million camels for a single player!

Poor old Brian. He is desperately hoping one of those Premiership clubs he has criticised will discover a sense of charity and help the Elland Road paupers by donating a quality player or two on loan. But if Leeds fans are right, and the club are indeed on the cusp of claiming their rightful place at the top table of the Prem, why would any club already in the top division help them to get there?

With a stinking rich Saudi prince buying Shafting United, the implications of being bought by an Arab Bank Built on Sand are becoming more and more explicit: stand still and you go backwards. Just imagine how morale would have been boosted had Matt Phillips joined the once mighty Leeds rather than little old QPR! But GFH Capital weren't prepared to speculate to accumulate and so the Reverend has been reduced to preaching morality to his dwindling congregation.

Still, McCormack has committed to Leeds for the next four years so who needs Krancjar exactly?

43 comments:

  1. And Harry didn't come in for him like you predicted! This is a poor effort of a wind up spam dangler! Next.

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  2. I think you missed the whole point made by our Brian. Any normal football fan would agree that it is redidulous the money being spent in the PL, all it does is create a new wave of young average players being over paid and fans being unable to afford the TV subscription let alone a match day ticket.

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  3. I'm struggling to find your point.

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  4. do you want to have sex with matt phillips?? maybe a three way with him and mark noble?? haha

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  5. f... o.. west ham scum

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  6. youre always talking about if leeds had this,if leeds had that.we dont! that is fact!the majority of leeds fans have come to terms with us going forward with the squad we have,so be it,at least we have a good manager who will get the best out of the squad.leeds will be there or thereabouts come the end of the season

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  7. What a rambling load of shite, Absolute meaningless.

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  8. arab bank built on sand
    nice guy brian
    reverend
    shafting united
    ol big gob


    yawn,yawn,yawn


    old man river get a real job!

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  9. the all time great fascist,racist italian arseholio

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  10. And west ham................... , can't even play the long ball game, no forwards left who want to play for the club.!!!!!!

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  11. Nobody is making any comment - where's Jack?

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    1. I'm here darling!!

      not much worth commenting on this particular blog today..

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  12. Why the fooooooook do you bother,go annoy some other club,PLEASE.

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  13. He's Carlton Cole not loved by this Troll.

    He's Carlton Cole he might score one goal.

    Hes Carlyon Cole he's come off the dole.

    He's Carlton Cole he's one of your own!



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  14. Poor old Hammers Fan - inciting hatred at any cost, desperately hoping that any football fans will discover a sense of charity and help his pathetic blog register on the www by donating an insulting yet quality comment or two!

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  15. West Ham 0 Stoke 1

    Another season where all you can hope for is to avoid the drop. What a boring time ahead!

    No wonder you get so excited about Leeds when this is all you have to look forward to.

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  16. An article a day. You truly are back and a born again Leeds Fan! Die Nev!

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  17. Morning Jack....

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  18. Yep and you said McCormack will probably go and you said Leeds 2 QPR 1 and you said Leeds 1 Ipwsich 0 and you said...... etc etc
    Nothing you say is worth a shit.

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  19. Iam embarrassed for you and your fellow Wham fans who no doubt detest you.

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  20. Just dirty Leeds will do....MOT.

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  21. Morning twat face.ur right as usual.we r all jealous of every club that has money,and we dont.

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  22. your off your trolley hf.very amusing.

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  23. ever thought of opening one of those plants that turn bullshit into electricity? You'd be a millionaire Rodney. Then you could actually buy into the club you so clearly love and fret over.MOT

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  24. again remploy boring

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  25. I had Hammers fans mum last night

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  26. West Hamistan
    Shit hole, shit fans, Theres no such thing as a cockney anymore ha ha ha ha

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  27. Latest news this morning in The Wall St Journal is that GFH Capital are buying up properties in London. They currently have several in the value range $15m to $50m, and are about to purchase 2 x $20m properties.
    Seems the bank is built on a bit more than sand HF.

    Ooh, I hope we don't end up being your landlord

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    1. Don't get too cock a hoop. They may consider moving the Leeds football franchise down to the capital in the hope of filling a stadium!

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    2. Talking of filling a stadium... when you move to your nice new one, you think you'll fill that? Actually, do you even leave West Ham in your life? The prospect of a commute, that's gunna hit your dole money, mind, at least there will be HammersFan there supporting as usual... oh wait...

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  28. Really struggling to read these articles, they've just become bizarre irreverent ramblings.

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    1. (12.53) I'd hardly call referring to McDermott as the "Reverend" irreverent,
      I think it's rather humourous,
      Did you miss the biblical analogies last week?
      That's the beauty of this blog, it relates to every creed and religion, very reverent!!

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  29. Closet Leeds Supporter

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  30. Sweat Ham so good they sign a Carlton Cole AGAIN! for free because no one wants a has been and when you have no money what else do can slim Sam do to please all the foreigners in the stand! which is falling apart, but never mind they have a new ground....with a running track!

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  31. (12.53) One has to see the trees for the forest....

    thats what Eric Cantona does.

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  32. Went to upton park a few weeks ago to collect tickets for a match. Sign in the ticket office window said? Please collect your tickets at local sex shop. Asked for pam and you shall recieve.

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