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Sunday, 15 September 2013

Echoes of Revie as Leeds earn sweetest of victories at Bolton


Up to sixth after an away win at Bolton (just as Jack predicted on this blog), the Leeds United Feel Good Factor Express to the Premiership, Europe, Infinity and Beyond is back on track, and with a vengeance! And how sweet was that win?

The Trotters were amongst the pre season favourites for promotion and their campaign is already dead and buried. A play off place may yet be possible - they are only 9 points adrift of sixth placed Leeds after all - but it is one hell of an ask from here.

Better still, at right back for the lacklustre Lancashire team was one Matt Mills, a player Bolton tried to offload to Leeds throughout the close season. The victory and clean sheet were a great way of saying, 'Who needs him?'

Better still, the Leeds team featured instead young Wootton who, based on a couple of performances, is beginning to look like a real catch from the Scum.

Better still, former Leeds United goal machine Jermaine Beckford came off the bench and got the script all wrong again, failing to live up to the Unwritten Law of the Ex. The guy really is looking like a shot bolt now and Bolton are paying him ridiculous wages.

Better still, Reg Varney scored again, suggesting that McCormack doesn't have to Mccarry the Mcgoalscoring  Mcburden alone all season.

Better still, there were no negatives at all - except perhaps for Hunt who remains goalless and increasingly a candidate for cockney rhyming slang jibes.

Father Brian will be full of benisons as he takes prayers this morning. I wonder what hymn he will suggest? Too early yet, it seems, for "The First Noel" but with things going so swimmingly for the bald headed maestro who walks on water, surely even that is only a matter of time!



40 comments:

  1. Im beggining to think u and jack are the same person

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    1. They are. its his alter ego as he is two faced. if we lose? you get his nasty sarcastic side. if we do well? you get a post like this one. this is why he has no friends and spends his time in his bedroom on his computer.

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  2. Are you schizophrenic? My deepest sympathies if you are.

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  3. I was at the game and Noel Hunt was outstanding, probably should've scored but his all round play was excellent.
    The goals will come - probably against reading on Wednesday night

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  4. You are putting the desire to gain promotion this season at the centre of many of your articles; thereby expecting to take the p*** in future pieces - however, most fans are not expecting promotion this season rather they are after a steady season of rebuilding, bringing through the youth and creating the right conditions for the future. You are strange spending a great deal of your time writing about another club

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    1. Yet that does not add up with most Leeds responds on here that seem to think Leeds are still the biggest team in the land...

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  5. A bit of a pointless post today hf and without much venom. Are you warming to Your northern superiors?


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  6. Amusing article - particularly liked the hymn reference to our Mr Hunt!

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  7. They are the same person...mot

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  8. Better still, it is now a proven fact that Hammersfan can't predict a thing, is a complete twat and his opinion and predictions can now be ignored and even laughed at as he has been so comprehensively wrong in everything he has said about our great Team since season started
    Now let's have some fun. Predictions anyone for today's minor Premier league game?
    I'll start it off Saints 2-West Ham 0

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    1. is todays "little game" on t.v? if so, it will be the first time this season for the "mighty hammers" (or is that the little toffee hammers?" I cant remember how many times we have been on telly? is it 2 or 3 so far? I agree with a 2 nil.

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  9. im going for a 2 0 win for bolton, like everything else cockney boy you got it WRONG AGAIN.every thing you say is total crap. what;s with this father brian, it was reverand the other day. tosser.

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    1. Listening to your game against saints on radio stuck on M23 back from Gatwick.... has big Slime got the Warlock in on the theory of Hoof ball as that's all the pundits spoke about and shite play in shite conditions from a shite team with no idea about keeping it on the ground. and we got another away nick I will take them all season WE ARE LEEDS

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  10. Makes a nice change for you to write something positive about Leeds, you are usually slagging Leeds off

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  11. voted for best blog ever, what a funny gay

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  12. There's a very small window of possibility that leeds could go up & westham come down and if that was to happen wouldnt it be grand to see you chew your own blog!

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    1. Haha, if that happens this blog will no doubt suddenly disappear, and his alter troll Jack will well and truly take over.

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  13. We are Leeds........

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  14. Oh dear! I honestly can't get over how u act for a man of ur age! Grow up! It's like playground teasing!

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  15. Cheer me up HF and predict a Reading win for Wednesday night please.

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  16. get cancer like papa did

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    1. That's very sad. I sincerely and honestly hope he didn't suffer too much.

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    2. How do you think we will do against reading?

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    3. I agree that its sad that people want you to die, but doesnt that tell you something. Just give it up now, you are a sad pathetic little man

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    4. original poster here.my dad is still alive and doing fine.jealous much hf?

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  17. Yes a good win.
    As I stated at the start of the season average 5 pts every 3 matches and a playoff position is a mathematical certainty.
    Certainly "echoes of Revie" in the way we closed the barn door at 1-0, the RA soothsayer himself must have had flashbacks to his childhood...although during the match he was revising his geography of our Scandinavian friends...??

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  18. Well done jack.ur even starting to write like our cockney friend now.....roll on wednesday.another 3 pts would be fantastic,then we entertain our friends from burnley saturday.its all looking good at the moment.watch some twat spoil it.

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  19. The saints will get at least 3 today,w,ham don't have any fire power to speak of and collins is still nursing that pram fall injury sustained during the international break. What a team,what a club,what an unholy mess.

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  20. Obrien should have been off dirty rat & u call leeds utd dirty!

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  21. anything to say about how shite west ham were today? 1 shot on target? no goals? a dirty team? or are you still flying back from the game in your private jet?

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  22. 5 games 5 points 5 hours without a goal yet you still write about leeds

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  23. SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE LEEDS FAN ....

    YOU FUCKING WEIRDO

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  24. Lucky to get a draw at Soton. You deserved Jack shit.

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  25. Imagine this! It's late March, Fat Sam is sacked as his piss poor team still can't score and are firmly ensconsed in the relegation zone. The "Dildo Twins" know come May the drop is a certainty, so bearing that in mind, they know they must plan for their future, there's a pleading phone call from Essex through to Cornwall to desperately entice Neil Warnock (the only man they believe can revive the hammers as they face life with the rest of the no hopers in the championship) out of retirement. Tell me troll, wot would be more galling to you? Warnock taking the position or turning the job down? We'd laugh at either outcome.

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  26. Aye and Swansea, West Brom and Sunderland are only 2,3 & 4 points respectively off 10th in the prem too, so you bear that in mind Troll.

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