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Tuesday, 4 June 2013

Wabara the Man City bait to catch Leeds United's Byram?

It's all rather convenient isn't it? Last month Man City were heavily linked with a move for Byram; now Leeds are supposedly after Unreal City's reserve, reserve, reserve right back Reece Wabara.

Now you can bet your life that no Leeds fans have ever heard of the guy, but you can also bet your life, wife, pet dog and mistress that the guy will be hailed a "great signing" should he be recruited.

Wabara for Byram? Don't worry guys, it won't be a straight swap. GFH Capital will simply gobble up the balance!

50 comments:

  1. Took you all day to come up with that one you perforated spunk bubble!

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  2. His contract is up at Man City, so if he does sign, and makes a good contribution, then yes, "great signing".
    Why dont you think before writing your bullshit...

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  3. The only bait GFH require is 12p in real money and a toffee crisp. I've no idea why you think they'll be asking for a real bona fide player too. Incidentally, you are a sweaty nob twiddler 100% gen.

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  4. yeah he might be down the pecking order ... but take a look who is in front of him...

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  5. I am a leeds fan and heard of him so youve got that wrong.
    The guy wont be hailed a "great signing" so you have that wrong.
    GFH "gobbling up" the balance, probably right.
    But lets think of it slightly differently and probably with rose tinted glasses on;
    1. MacD might not rate Peltier, so requires back up for RB
    2. MacD might want to push Byram to RM, so needs a RB.
    3. May just need cover
    4. He is avaulable and we could make a profit on him if he has a good season

    Either way, I trust the manager, he is a scout as well so time will tell.....

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  6. Ahhhh yes, how could none of us have heard of an england youth international who scored against liverpool in the FA cup for Oldham

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  7. Yoy cockney tosser crawl off and get back under the stone you came from !!!!!!!

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  8. woah,you are about as behind! as the yep are! the wabara news first broke about 2 weeks ago pal.started from a tweet from him and then spread through the twitterati,but i guess you are too old to know what twitter is. mr second second hand news the sexist blog writer-BORING

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  9. complete and utter horse shit

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  10. Thanks for your interest in Leeds United x

    Might be, might do, might not, speculate accumulate hits

    All the best

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    1. Fantastic response to this jumped up little shits pathetic excuse of a blog

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  11. At least leeds have players that are worth money

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  12. HAHA
    Wet Spam tried to sign a decent player....a spanish international....today
    BUT "the player refused"...he must have checked out the dildo brothers, the hit and hope 19th century manager and the failed history

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  13. I'd bet them all that you'll never suffer from painful piles. God made a perfect @rseh0le when he created you.

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  14. you are such A CUN* stick to what you know which by the look of it a'int fook all we all love leeds MOT on on on

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  15. You just don't stop do you with your usual crap.

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  16. Negredo anyone?

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    1. He's not even heard of West Ham!! Championship bound are the mighty Hammers.

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  17. Might be right, GHF can do whatever they want they own the club. Stop stating the obvious you're becoming boring.

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  18. Wabara is available as a free transfer. Muppet

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  19. This kid is available on a free so he won't be bait for Byram

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  20. Are you cliff richard?

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  21. Nobody can be bothered to bite mate haha!

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  22. News just in Andy Carroll has just been snapped up by Crystal Palace for an undisclosed 6 figure fee. Delighted with the move Andy was quoted as saying "Its finally happened and I am just glad I got to move to a bigger London Club. The deal clincher was not having to where those pink wet spam shirts any more. The ponytail just doesn't match the masculine feeling I got wearing pink every week". A disappointed West Ham manager did however reveal his first summer signing. "well we didn't actually have to pay a fee for him we just turned up at the new stadium and found him just running around. He has excelled at table tennis in the past and also tried american football". Forrest Gump the new man in pink was obviously delighted with his new club. "i was running and then this nice man gave me some chocolate."


    Wow this is easy perhaps I should start my own blog. MOT 4 ever regardless of whoever!!!!!!

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  23. DESPERATE OLD TROLLS THIRD ATTEMPT TO GET A BITE...BORING OLD MAN

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  24. Alternatively, GFH Capital will invest the balance in the players required for a promotion push. I can understand your pessimistic stance, after all you have been supporting West Ham for how many years? It has surely taken its toll!

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  25. Your a fkn retard mate, I've heard of him and he plays cb not rb, get ya facts right or better still concentrate on your own shite club

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  26. oh dear.mr sexist/racist behind on the news.more behind than even the YEP hahahahahaha

    proper leeds fans dont believe what phil or leon or any of the other creatures at the yep write.so you quoting them every chance you get just makes you look stupid!

    still not answering any questions about the 11 brazilians post i see? hahaha i have found your kryptonite you fuckin nonce.hahahahahaha

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  27. Lucky you didn't bet your life - the comments in your favourite news website seem to know who is!

    Now, without using Google let's see if you know who he is?

    You just had to use Google didn't you sad sap

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  28. Reece is far to good to go to a small club like leeds.

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  29. i have heard of him.didnt he play in the fa cup for oldham in one of the televised games?

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  30. Does anybody else think we should let Byram go ? I think he's a good player but we could buy four top players who would give us the best chance for promotion !!!! One player doesn't make a team I don't think we need a full new team but some of the players that are just average or don't put 100% in should go

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  31. Beats supporting a Jew hating racist club in the endless grim crime ridden shithole that is the east end.

    Enjoy x Shithole and you are welcome to it.

    Tourist visit Yorkshire, not Barking. ;-)

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  32. all i will say to this is man city dont currently have a manager so why would they want byran surely its upto whoever is the manager as to which players he wants

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  33. Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar. Wud you Adam and Eve it. Cor Blimey Guvnor, watcha Hammersfan!

    Wabara to Leeds. Fak Orf. You're avivin a larf int ya.

    Is you gunna run darn the high street kicking your feet from left to right whilst twanging your braces singin', "any old Byram"?

    Wot a bleedin' liability! Cheeky so and so's tryin' at nick Byram and replace im with sum geeeeeeeeza who's name don't even rhym with iron.

    Wot a James Blunt you is HF. Waaaaaaacha!

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  34. Wet Spam - 'A Tin Pot Outfit'

    West Ham have had a £14.5m bid for Sevilla striker Alvaro Negredo rejected, according to the Spanish club's president.

    Jose Maria Del Nido said Sevilla were under no pressure to sell, having already agreed a £17m-plus deal with Manchester City for winger Jesus Navas.

    "West Ham offered 17m (euros) with more in incentives but we do not value the offer and the player refused," he said.

    The 27-year-old Spain international scored 31 goals last season.

    At a news conference, Del Nido added: "He has four years left on his contract.

    "He is at home here. He has scored a lot of goals and delighted us with his football."

    However, he said the deal for 27-year-old Navas was "a great deal for both parties".

    Sevilla finished the season ninth in La Liga but qualified for the Europa League because of European competition bans imposed on Malaga and Rayo Vallecano.

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  35. Does anyone know why andy caroll hasn't signed a contract at west ham yet,despite w,ham and Liverpool agreeing a fee OVER TWO WEEKS AGO? Also,does anyone know why west ham would turn their attention and their wad of dildo money to a spanish striker in the same price catagory as caroll? Finally,why did this Spanish striker turn down a move to west ham despite being offered "incentives"? Incentives? "We promise you won't get racially abused at away games and you won't get mugged on tuesdays. Oh and as a joining gift,both you and your wife will receive a free rampant rabbit dildo for those lonely nights when you're playing away games. They've been wiped." clearly Negredo hasn't heard the new club motto "In it to win it".

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    1. The transfer window doesn't open until the 31st june. You can agree terms but nothing will be signed until then.

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  36. Well if it was you, you ain't got a life, you have an ugly wife, a goat instead of a dog and LOL..................No mistress!!!

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  37. 2.57,he has got a wife,she's a mail order bride from China. Minger dynasty.

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  38. What are the best odds Big Sam being the first managerial casualty in the Premier League next season? I think its worth a punt.

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    1. Would be a stupid bet. Sullivan and Gold waited until the end of the season before they sacked Zola and Grant.

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    2. are all West Ham supporters as naive and trusting as you?

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  39. Are you peter stringfellow? Are you 72 and have you had a knock on the door from the cops over the last few days in your east london dump?

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  40. Lets just hope you don't bump into any of us soft southern b........d

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