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Sunday, 2 June 2013

5 Reasons for Bale to stay at Tottenham Hotspur, 85,000,003 why he won't!

So a desperate Spurs fan blogs five reasons why Bale SHOULD stay at Tottenham and lists:

1. Being a first pick at Spurs. Big deal!
2. Development under Andre Villas-Boas - Try talking to Chelsea players about that one!
3. Tottenham Hotspur's ambition. All very well, but substance wins over ambition every day of the week. Just ask Arsenal fans who are looking forward to another season in the Champions League.
4. Instability elsewhere. And how many managers have Tottenham got through over the last decade exactly?
5. Time is on his side. But tide and time wait for no man, and Bale will probably never have such a devastating season again. His stock is high, and when your stock is high, you cash in.

And talking cashing in, that's the first 85,000,000 reasons why he will go.

And the other three?

85,000,001 - Levy is a businessman. And a successful Jewish businessman at that. A leg break or a cruciate ligament injury is always just around the corner. 85,000,000 eggs are too many to put in one basket.

85,000,002 - Tottenham are not playing Champions League football next season.

85,000,003 - Bale may look like a chimp but he aint bananas. He will become a multi millionaire overnight if he moves to Real Madrid. Who needs time, when the here and now beckons (or should I say beckhams?)?

18 comments:

  1. Ha ha Hammersfan, just remind me, what exactly is it you are competing for next season, or any other, come to that? Talking of Jewish businessmen, forgotten about them two clowns that are taking you up the road to nowhere have you?

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    1. David Gold would be escorting him on the plane if he was a West Ham player!

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    2. Oh Neville Neville Neville , you're anti semetic reteric , nah , rasist out bursts will always be you're down fall mien heir

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  2. Obsession with Tottenham Hotspur - check; anti-semitism - check.

    Ah, this'll be a West Ham blog, then.

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    1. Is it anti-Semitic to credit Jewish people as good businessmen?

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    2. It's racial stereotyping for sure.....

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    3. What is? Is he Jewish? Is he a successful businessman? If you want racial stereotyping, check out Coronation Street with Dev running a corner shop. Stating facts isn't racial stereotyping. Creating fictional characters and assigning them stereotypical roles is.

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  3. Why even bother mentioning that he is Jewish unless it is important to you in some way!

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  4. w'ham six points a year I glad you stayed up. By the way did the ticket office change your seat for you next year you wanted one in the upper teir so you could see the ball more.

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  5. Can someone write an article that's not about Bale. One question, why won't he have another season like last season? What a ridiculous comment. He is 23 and will get better and better. Did they say that about Jimmy Greaves or Alan Shearer or Gary Lineker or Ronaldo or Messi. Some people are so stupid it beggars belief.

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  6. Are you f**king kidding me? Really shows how little you really know. 1) He'd be a first pick anywhere in the world, it's a pretty big deal end of. I'm sure you wouldn't be saying the same if West Ham ever developed a talent. 2) Bale has thrived under AVB and is the main reason why his price tag has doubled at least. Chelsea are a team of egotists without youth. That was something AVB was going to implement on the team before he had the chance to. 3) Arsenal are a club in decline, give it a few seasons and they'll fall just like Liverpool. We are a club for the future, improving year on year. A few years, after securing champions league status, you can come back to that 4)We are onto our fifth. The exact same number as you, so that's a little hypocritical. What has that got to do with anything about Bales future? No club is ever guaranteed manager security, the game is an unpredictable one. 5)How do you know he can't have another brilliant season? People were surprised of what he could do game after game. That could happen season after season, how uneducated could you possibly be?
    I think you need to re-evaluate the name of your site. The game hasn't gone crazy, you have. If you're going to do a site about football, do your research, and have a f**king clue what you're talking about.

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  7. Hit hunting again,what a wankstain

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  8. you are clearly a woolwich wanderer fan fuck off... what a shit blog

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  9. So, what are the options:
    1) Keep Bale, so have one of the best players in the World, a very, very good squad, buy another couple of top players, have the best training facilities in the country, the best youth set-up in the country and the best youth team in the country, the ground-work for a new, higher capacity stadium = be significantly better than Wet Spam.

    Or

    2)1) Sell Bale, so have a very, very good squad plus the money we were going to spend anyway coupled with £85 million to improve the squad, have the best training facilities in the country, the best youth set-up in the country and the best youth team in the country, the ground-work for a new, higher capacity stadium = be significantly better than Wet Spam.

    Oh, poor us!

    Oh...wait...you were ridiculing us ROFL

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  10. my ass stinks!

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  11. As a Leeds fan, I thought this no mark was just jealous of my team. What a poor pastime supporting West Ham must be for him to be so obsessed with so many teams more relevant than his own.

    Still, if the Dildo factory can stretch to it then I'm sure there will be a few Stella signings at West Ham to divert his attention..............................not!

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  12. Nf stop writing about other clubs its boring!!!

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  13. Just Leeds in future please noddy

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