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Saturday, 24 May 2014

Time for McDermott to wave goodbye to Leeds

With QPR securing the final promotion place and Leeds fans reflecting on yet another season of turmoil and disappointment, it's surely high time for manager McDermott to quit and tell Cellino he will see him in court.

God knows why both men are still playing silly buggers. McDermott may want to stay - he really may be a masochist - but everybody knows his days are numbered; and Cellino may be trying to avoid paying his manager off, but he clearly does not understand the law relating to constructive dismissal.

As far as the courts are concerned, McDermott is bullet proof, whilst Cellino's prints are all over an arsenal of smoking machine guns. Dear God, he has already sacked McDermott once, and since reinstating the loveable underachiever, he has done absolutely nothing to make amends. There's been public criticism, communication by email rather than telephone, absurd insistence on an early return to training, talk of closing the training ground and now the Italian has said he is too busy to be bothered with signing new players - despite offloading the Less Than Magnificent Seven this week on free transfers.

How, exactly, is McDermott expected to manage in these circumstances? He has no authority in the dressing room now and with Cellino ushering employees out of the door quicker than the Italian army retreats from the battlefield, there isn't much of a club left to speak of either. And meanwhile, Carbone is hanging around on the touchline like a vulture waiting for a carrion feeding frenzy.

Come on Brian, find your pride, talk to a lawyer and get the hell out of this nest of vipers - a massive compensation pay-out is guaranteed! And then, with the only decent person at the club gone, those of us who detest Leeds can get back to doing what we love doing most: delighting in the continuing demise of what was all too fleetingly a biggish club.

62 comments:

  1. You're still with us!!!!!!

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  2. Wow! Risen from the dead! Good to hear from you where you been hiding it's been boring without your banter

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  3. Where the fuck have u been.

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  4. OMG, the t wats back. !!!

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  5. Koh Samui Whites24 May 2014 at 18:16

    Welcome back hf.It,s always amusing to get an insight into the workings of a jealous,pseudo intellectual halfwits mind like your good self.Keep up the good work fuelling the legend of the mighty Leeds United with your inane drivel. MOT

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  6. Sorry to have abandoned you guys. Truth is, it all got a bit boring once Leeds nose dived into mid table utter obscurity again, whilst West Ham settled boringly above the cesspit of the relegation zone. Mind you, one of your number claimed to have money on Leeds going up and West Ham dropping down - how wrong was he?

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    1. You know why you've been quiet. I'll watch your posts again and if you upset me again then the boys will come round and close you down for another 4 months.

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    2. What a pity hammers should have gone down rode there luck again might get my wish next season.

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    3. So what became less boring to spur you into life now? Perhaps the growth of a conscience for treating your readers with such utter contempt?

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    4. That was me who claimed to have made that bet...all lies HF. I have to admit this..its part of my 12 step program

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    5. Lying twat, You got sent down for molesting frozen chickens in Tesco

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  7. Qpr going up still makes your shit club the smallest london club in the prem.

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  8. It's over...Shame...I live in the South and go to Reading where Brian is mourned..he was a good manager for them and would have been a great one for United but he has been screwed by the club and the "Clown" with too much money..when you look at United and the past few years...yes years we have been talked about on every occassion about the Owners and the lack of cash..when you think about it United have had very good players on thier books but have achieved nothing...sorry they have achieved something they are the laughing stock of football what with Italian Clowns buying the club..ex CEO's being fooled into visiting Dubai for a new job and then being arrested..."Who Knew !!!!" we are the fools of football to even think about supporting this clapped out...laughing stock...financial cock up...Barnsley look good !!!!!!!

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  9. never heard of you mate, prob commenting on leeds because been a west ham fan has to be really boring. dick head

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    1. I assume your comment is about my comments on the United situation, that being the case I would inform you I have been a United supporter for over 70 years which I think gives me the right to comment on the situation at Elland Road, Why do I have to be a WHU fan because I live in the South ?, where I live there are many United fans who like me are fed up with the on-going mess,
      Sorry to dissapiont you by not being a WHU fan !!!

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  10. Leeds have changed big time.The debts will have gone.crap players will have gone.A board milking the club dry will have gone.In has come an owner who takes no shit from anyone.If the club fails he takes the blame.He picks the players who come into the club.Yes it cant be easy working under him so expect italian coaches.Let the rollercoaster begin

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    1. Let the "Roller Coaster" begin !!!!! it started years ago ang who knows whenit will end....Lets face it there is a strong chance that the Football League may end it if this cash problem persists

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  11. just read the drivel above,i know massimo and what he is doing is the only way he can move the club forwards.how can he sign players with all the financial mess at the moment,a mess only he is clearing up.when and only when he is sure the club is on an even keel will he finance signings.look at cagliari they are a football club that has run at its optimum both financially and football wise under his direction.people who are looking to buy cagliari have all stated how financially balanced that club is,with all accounting immaculate,he is sorting out a mess of other greedy peoples making and believe me sort it he will and this man will then make leeds a force to be reckoned with on and off the field.

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    1. Sorry Gareth but Cagliari (A small Italian team) were financially secure when he took control and to compare that situation with Uniteds is well wrong., If you are aware of Uniteds history the team is a result of a failed Leeds City back in the day and was saved by the Leeds public paying £5 a share following an appeal by The Yorkshire Evening News (Now defunct) Major Buckley...Raich Carter.. and yes even "The Don" all had financial problems to worry about, it never ends and this clown will not solve it and I do believe that The Football League will have the last word, I have been and still are a Leeds supporter for 70 years but it is sad to see what is happening to a once great football club if not a great financial one.

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  12. leeds were the best side in Europe for a long time before you were born cant remember anyone saying that about WestSAM utd

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    1. I dunno mate the guy is old..thought he had died of old age been away that long.

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  13. still got FAT SAM guaranteed relegation

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  14. welcome back twat......at least we have Norwich and Cardiff to look forward too so not a complete loss 😉

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  15. Have you been in prison for exposing yourself again

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  16. I've got a good feeling over the Cellino's. It's gonna be good. Get rid of the scummy shackles plug the leaks, take no shit, and LUFC will be awsome MOT....

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  17. He thinks hes on a rollercoaster, well its the pepsi max and leeds are right at the top, just about to come a long way down. The shit could go on for a long time yet. and the FA will have the last laugh

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  18. Nice to see you have returned. welcome back ;) M.O.T.

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  19. that kicking you got still hurts dosent it :-)

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  20. sam allardyce tasked with bringing 'sexy football' to west ham......had a proper laugh at that one hf!

    anyway how many countries have you visited?how many houses have you bought?
    yawn.yawn.yawn

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    1. Perhaps by sexy football they mean goes down a lot.

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  21. 'west ham target top ten finish' well youre not as good as newcastle or southampton or tottenham or stoke so best youre gonna get is 11th mate.another fantastic season for little west ham nonetheless

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  22. Where the fuck have you been !!!

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  23. It's always intrigued me as to why dickhead bloggers feel the need to obsess about other clubs. Unfortunately Leeds also have their very own dickhead blogger too. He likes to crap on about Man u and Norwich every other blog. When he isn't obsessing over those two clubs he's begging for money from anyone who reads his drivel. Like your blog,every other comment is from a toadying sycophant. Are you one and the same dickhead blogger?

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    1. Well man u are big rivals, it makes sense for a Leeds blog to take the piss out of man u (and Chelsea for that matter)

      The norwich thing is recent due to the carrot crunchers getting all big headed about Leeds being their "feeder club"

      West ham vs Leeds makes no sense. HF probably just watched the damned united once.

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    2. 22.52,mate it may have escaped your attention but man u are in the division above us,thereby making any notion of rivalry redundant. We hate them of course, but to go on and on and on about them only serves to elevate them and make Leeds look more of an irrelevance.

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    3. Knob Twatkinson? Not read any of his crap for a good 6 months and he's permanently on hidden on news now.

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  24. Hf u back for good where u been at main wesbite needs a refrsh mate

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  25. Once biggish club ? Leeds stuck in championship and we are still a bigger club than wet spam shit dick head though you have at last admitted you hate Leeds question is why or are you like everyone else who hates Leeds you don't even know why.

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  26. Hes alive !! we have been hearing rumors that you may have upset a certain Mr c and was taken to the training ground at TA by the cellino family to meet your fate, and that was the reason why the TA facility was closed.

    best be careful now that leeds are owned by the Italian mafia HF

    welcome back you have been missed !

    upwards and onwards with the Cellino's

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  27. Missed you, Crazy Hammersfan. Just as you missed the best of the Leeds soap opera season (tbc). Can't believe you think all that Cellino / Haigh farce was boring. Hope you're refreshed and ready for plenty more stick. :-)

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    1. Cheers. It really is difficult to comment on a farce and I honestly got bored with it all. Plus, superstition dictated that I couldn't blog once West Ham started winning in February. First it was a pledge not to blog until we lost, then not until we were safe. Went to the Romanian Cup Final on Friday (0-0, decided on penalties) and whilst eating prawns in filo pastry and supping on free wine, I decided to give it another go.

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    2. some things never change , like your need to tell the world how interesting, exotic and successful you are...yawn

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    3. Perhaps it may be wise to revise your decision to give it another go.

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  28. get back in your coma you it

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  29. don't they let you onto the net in prison?

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  30. You're a twat - but it's good to have you back. Keep stirring, I'll keep reading

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  31. Already knew everything youve wrote about in this article mate your pretty boring and shit now

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    1. My be true mate, but if you want a definition of desperation, take a look at how many say nout articles Mr Atkinson is churning out on Life, Leeds, the Universe and Nout in Particular! Seems I am worthy of an article myself, and that has got Atko onto the Most Read board of News Now. Mind you, this article is second on that board and his, like Leeds, is outside the playoff places! ; }

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    2. That is the only thing you've ever said that i agree with. Atkinson knows zilch about football and spends his free time (of which there seems a lot) crapping on about anything BUT Leeds United. He's at it again,cantona this time. Then it's "please donate some money" cos he doesn't seem to have a job.

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    3. Oh dear,rob atko is rehashing previous blogs now and guess what? It's another anti-man u blog. What an arsehole,an even bigger arsehole than hf if that were possible.

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  32. cant we get rid of this prick and west spam for that matter I am getting bored with all his crap now,anyway next season it will be us up and them back in the championship so have it

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  33. Just looked back at your blogs from January & February. In the headlines Leeds were mentioned in 75% of them. You have a really unhealthy obsession with a team 200 miles up the M1 with no real rivalry. Are you the illegitimate son of a Leeds fan who would have nothing to do with you because you're a COCK? NEY.

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  34. Welcome back HF,you got parole then? MOT, ALF..LUFC

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  35. I hate to say it, but you speak much sense !

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  36. Well the story goes on...The "Cagliari Clown" has continued is his usual way and now thinks 80 million Euro's is not enough for a third rate Italian Football Club !!!,well the offer has come from the USA enough said when you consider the nearest other offer is from a European consortium for 50 million Euro's and this is the "respected" financial wizard we are entrusting our club to...next season (If we get there) will be interesting

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  37. I'm Leeds till the day I die ! At 69 might not be that long , but , hay welcome back. Always enjoy this blog. Brill !!!!

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  38. I. C.f iv s#! T them fu**ing pu $$ ys

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  39. ROMANIA???? What a dump! I trust that was your pathetic way of making us jealous? Div!

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  40. Cream always rise to the top Leeds will be a top 4 premiership side teams will be at the other end of a hiding from the teams what have mocked us endlessly west ham are a small Premiership and small London club what have west ham done since Leeds last won a title (hand against ear) your just a premiership club west ham hull city and Cardiff id rather be in Leeds position in the championship any day than a club what will never win anything Leeds are a club which is still one of the top 4 biggest clubs in England on things won so take your small club mentality elsewhere because your making a fool out of yourself

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