Oh dear. Poor 'Arry is up before the beak again, this time for speeding and failing to supply the driver's identity as required under section 172 of The Road Traffic Act. I wonder what his defence will be this time?
Your worship, I can't read and rite proper like so I couldn't fill in the form could I?
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It wasn't me what was driving, it was my dog Rosie.
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He asked my occupation and, as I was out of work at the time, I said none. But the cheeky bastard said, "So shall I just put you down as a wheeler dealer", and I wasn't 'avin' that. I'm not a fackin wheeler dealer, I'm a fackin football manager. By the way anybody here want to buy a big black lad. Slow I'll give ya. Clumsy too. But worth twelve million of any mug's money and he only wants a hundred grand a week as a salary.
Aww, see you mate...it was(n't) fun while it lasted but we must return to whence we came. Going to miss you, although I have a feeling you won't reciprocate as you'll have plenty to rant about. Looking forward to the inevitable 'Robert Green' gloat once we are consigned back to Division Two!
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ReplyDeleteYou love Leeds, gone from soft spot, to "in my blood"?