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Sunday 14 April 2013

Are Watford Suffering Unfair Decisions In Promotion Run In?

Is there some sort of conspiracy to stop Watford winning promotion? Listen to GianFredo Zola and you would think so. It has absolutely nothing to do with Watford cracking under pressure, nor with Zola's inexperience showing through, but everything to do with some sort of Da Vinci Code conspiracy.

Angered by the way the Hornets have by-passed the spirit of the game's laws by importing more Italian exports than Ellis Island, perhaps the Godfathers of the Football League have convened a meeting and ordered a war on the Pozzo Family.

Cue that haunting music as Greg Clarke, his mouth full of Football Association mothballs, mumbles: "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. Pozzo's a pimp. Leave the gun, take the whistle. Pozzo sleeps with the fishes."

So the order went out. Stop Watford. Whatever it takes, stop Watford. The referees were briefed. Send off Watford players. Don't give Watford penalties.

But GianFredo has seen through the plot! GianFredo knows what is going on! Listen to him!

"I thought we should have had two penalties which were not given, and it is not the first time this has happened to us. I see things on the pitch that make me believe we have not been treated well and I said that to the referee."

If I were Howard Webb, I wouldn't accept an invitation to have a meal with one of the Pozzos, heaven only knows what might be hidden in the toilet!
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14 comments:

  1. Hammersfan14 April 2013 at 12:39

    Yep, in Titan Park from about 12.45 to 4.15. Back to watch the West Ham game. Taxi to Casino about 8.30 as you say. Taxi home from Casino some time just after midnight I think - before the wife turned into a pumpkin though - and home to watch MOTD. Good day. Two beers in Titan Park by the way. 5 Ron each. That's under a ound in real money. Ursus if you want to know the brand.

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  2. Anonymous14 April 2013 at 12:47

    lol ,,, i make no wonder your fictional wife turned in early ,,, romance isn't exactly alive and kicking with a bloging nerd who takes her away then sits at his laptop all weekend and only looks up to watch motd ,,, lying twat

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    1. Hammersfan14 April 2013 at 12:54

      Try to keep up. I took her away for a week last week, to the mountains. Remember, the site all but closed down for a week? And I took her to Sicily in February. And we are back in the UK at the end of this month. A trip to the park and to the Casino may be a holiday for you, but not for us!

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  3. Hammersfan14 April 2013 at 12:55

    Try to keep up. I took her away for a week last week, to the mountains. Remember, the site all but closed down for a week? And I took her to Sicily in February. And we are back in the UK at the end of this month. A trip to the park and to the Casino may be a holiday for you, but not for us!

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  4. Anonymous14 April 2013 at 13:53

    is there ever any truth in the lies you tell ,, ???!!

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  5. Anonymous14 April 2013 at 13:58

    a trip to the casino is a holiday to me !!!!" went to Vegas and had a great time, lost a few quid but what the hell you only live once ,, flew down the grand canyon and did all the usual things ,, but guess what , never once did i look at a laptop to write a load of bollox about a football team i have no affiliation with ,, who do you think your fooling ,, idiot

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    1. Hammersfan14 April 2013 at 14:03

      Which hotel did you stay in? We were in Circus Circus when we went. Did you take in a show? Do the Stratosphere ride? Did you take in San Francisco and LA too? The drive between the two is spectacular. Monteray was my personal favourite. Clam Chowder on the Boardwalk, with pelican's flying past. Awesome.

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    2. Anonymous15 April 2013 at 19:00

      you even make all that sound really,really boring

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  6. Hammersfan14 April 2013 at 14:05

    Anyway, must sign off now. Been very funny watching Newcastle v Sunderland. Keystone Kops football! Going out for a meal and a few beers. Check the time. I will sign back in later but have a bit of work today tonight so can't spend too long chatting to you. Try going out, if they let you out of your institution!

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  7. Anonymous14 April 2013 at 14:23

    yes did all the above you nerd ,,, highway one was my favorite ,,, oh and not only went on the ride but stayed there and dined in the revolving restaurant ,,,, dick head

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  8. Anonymous14 April 2013 at 18:03

    Read Fergie Jr's comments, 'I think Watford can feel unlucky they didn't get at least one penalty' Says it all. Why the fuck do you care so much about Watford anyway?

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  9. Anonymous14 April 2013 at 21:49

    18:03 ,,, im Leeds thru and thru ,,, i have to say watford have been fantastic this season and they have been my tip to go up since they did us 6-1 at ER ,,, take no notice of this sad internet nerd wanker ,, he knows fuck all about football

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  10. Anonymous14 April 2013 at 23:33

    What is your obsession with Watford anyway (weird) :/

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  11. Hammersfan15 April 2013 at 06:09

    Try to smile your way through the final weeks of the season 2333.

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