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Wednesday 11 June 2014

Leeds United Latest - Salerno's Concrete Hypothesis

Cellino's best mate Nicola Salerno must have been reading Romeo & Juliet because, as oxymora go, his description of Leeds Disunited as a 'concrete hypothesis' has to be up there with any of the Bard's best!

Mind you, we could trot out any number of Shakespeare's very best and apply them to the once mighty club. "O brawling love! O loving hate!" could be applied equally to the 'vile animals' fan base or to the dirty dirty players of the Revie era.

'Feather of lead' resonates beautifully both with the club's dreams, which time and again fail to fly, and with a whole succession of owners who arrive promising gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh and, who, instead, deliver a far baser metal, Frankenstein monsters and mire. 

There is a cast of thousands qualifying for the titles of "honourable villain" or "fiend angelical', although David Haigh and Cellino seem to be the chief contenders at present!

"Dove feathered raven" is self explanatory given the kit; "sick health" sums up all the so called rescue packages; "Serious vanity" could have been coined for a club that crawled up its own arse in 1968 and hasn't climbed out since; and "misshapen chaos of well seeming forms" could describe either the team's tactics under a succession of failed managers, or the club's accounts under a whole succession of exploitative or incompetent owners!

The future under Cellino? How about 'bright smoke" (screen)?

But the one that best sums up the entire club?

No doubt about it, "Poor living corpse, clos'd in the dead Revie's tomb!"

http://thegamesgonecrazier.blogspot.ro/2014/06/cellino-breaks-with-leeds-uniteds-past.html




25 comments:

  1. Wow, you are what you drink, and you are a bitter man. keep it up gobshite, the more you hate us the more we love.
    Regards, one of the vile animals. MOT

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  2. ha ha ha harsole mot

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  3. ha ha ha harsole mot

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  4. On the weed again

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  5. Leeds United new owner makes some changes *SHOCK*

    Maybe HF thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool!

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  6. wow you're back...time off for good behaviour?

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  7. Always good to hear comments from non Leeds fans

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  8. What a complete and utter dogs dinner wet spam of a nob you are, inbred soft southern prick.

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  9. whats the point of the comments if you dont put them on

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  10. Ran out of Halaperidol again?

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  11. Why not write about another team!
    Or sorry there's no one as interesting & as exciting as the mighty whites!

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  12. Pretentious, Moi ?

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  13. 'Serious vanity'
    And yet still jerk offs purporting to follow other clubs take time out to write articles about us, sometimes several times a day. Perhaps they should ask themselves if their club generates the same amount of international interest and if not, why not?

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  14. Are u on drugs today.

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  15. Have you taken something

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  16. That’s put a damper on it! The only Shakespeare we know up north is a block of flats in Burmantofts in Leeds. However there was an old bloke lived on the eleventh floor called Leo Tolstoy who saw West Ham play and told his mates, "not only did I feel no delight, but I felt an irresistible repulsion and tedium... Several times I saw West Ham, and I invariably underwent the same feelings: repulsion, weariness, and bewilderment”.

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  17. I would challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unharmed

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  18. you need help,sooner rather than later, or go to a dark room get a gun put it to your head and blow whatever brain you,v got out(don't miss please)

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  19. 1445 retort of the day

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  20. Must have taken you sometime to trawl through the spotty teenagers book of basic Shakespeare quotes, looking for analogies to align them to our team....was probably tucked in between your trainspotters books! Keep it coming though. Is amusing.

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  21. Best blog about leeds on net speaks the truth. Doesn't live behind tinted specs and wallow on past glories from leeds few yrs of fame in seventies aka sheridan dictates, lee chapmans sofa and the worse one leeds life the universe and everything

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  22. Nothing gets past Massimo.so all those thinking of making a quick buck might as well do one now.For the first time in a long time we have an owner who will do what has to be done.Taking issues in order and sorting them out cos we have a lot of baggage tbh.The sun will eventually shine through the dark clouds once again.MOT

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