So, how many days is it since Nice Guy Brian was invited to step off the Feel Good Factor Express to the Premiership, Europe, Infinity & Beyond? Eleven days and counting. If you believe the Bible, God created the heavens and the earth in six days, then sat back on the seventh and enjoyed his work over a chilled pint of Ursus, but Cellino is close to doubling that time just to name McDermott's replacement.
And it's not as if the Bald Controller's departure came out of the blue. Cellino sacked him months ago, so presumably had a replacement in mind way back then - otherwise, why create a vacuum?
So what's happened since, exactly? Has there been a falling out with Uncle Festa? Or have other targets been approached, only for them to reply, "Leeds Disunited? You must be bloody joking!"
Whatever the reason, the situation is now nothing short of farcical. Clubs are approaching targets as we speak, and players generally like to know the identity of the manager before they commit to a contract. Why would you sign for Leeds knowing that the incoming manager may not fancy you as a player?
So what is Cellino up to? Well eleven days without a new manager is eleven days without paying a new manager's salary. And eleven days without signing any new players is eleven days without having to pay the salaries of new players. And eleven days without new players is also eleven days without paying agents' fees. So, this is a pretty good way of keeping down costs, and that's the primary objective at Leeds - for the time being at least.
Of course, none of this bodes well for the approaching season. So surely the announcement of who replaces McDermott must be imminent. But then again, twelve days without paying a manager's salary is better than eleven, and thirteen days is better than twelve, and fourteen days is a nice round fortnight, and fifteen days is half a month, and sixteen...
http://thegamesgonecrazier.blogspot.ro/2014/06/leeds-united-latest-salernos-concrete.html
fantastic read as always keep up the good work !!!!
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Deletefantasic read as usual keep up the good work !! ..also very true
ReplyDeleteArse licker.....also very true.
Deleteha ha ha harsole mot
ReplyDeleteBe patient cockney boy.we are used to fuck ups at the mighty whites..festa is not english.he wants a british coach.keep up hf
ReplyDeleteAnother pointless ramble. Hammers for relegation?? I can see the campaign for nice football seeing Sam get the bullet. Followed by beautiful passing football and relegation.
ReplyDeleteWho are you tipping for the World Cup, probably the mighty team from Iran, or maybe South Korea?? Leeds is a club needing restructuring, it is underway from top to bottom. Leeds will rise as the Hammers fall.
Brilliant - Your still a knob though
ReplyDeletewelcome back! mot : )
ReplyDeletewe all know this bell end , since when have you run a football club, now run away to mummy and wipe your snotty nose on her apron
ReplyDeleteWhilst the majority of the stuff you write is garbage and purely there as a base to wind as many Leeds fans up as possible, at least this piece is what the majority of Leeds fans are thinking also, why so long?
ReplyDeleteYou have made some valid points, some I think that have been overlooked by many fans.
Another bout of premature speculation, I think it's touch and go with you, you can get therapy.
ReplyDeleteWise man with his money that's why he will succeed where others haven't!
ReplyDeleteUnlike fat sam who wasted it on Carroll!
Knob!!!
ReplyDelete....and Rome was'nt built in a day.... or 11 days for that matter!!!
You are so on the ball. You should be our new manager. Oh wait a minute we aren't having a manager we are recruiting a coach. Keep up
ReplyDeleteSounds like god created a vacuum between your ears :)
ReplyDeleteSo what is Cellino up to?
ReplyDeleteNever you mind son, all in good time MOT
are you sure its the game thats gone crazy ?
ReplyDeleteWell at least the players we got rid of are happy now - giving kids rides on Scarborough beach!
ReplyDeleteI think we are trying to poach fat Sam the dinosaur. Noooooooooooot
ReplyDeleteIt can't be leeds life the universe and everything, is yet to report it as it knows it all
ReplyDeleteIn case it escaped it the razor-sharp instincts of your unparalleled journalistic nous, CELLINO IS LOOKING FOR A COACH. Of course never let accuracy get in the way of your attempts (akin to that of a punch drunk wino stumbling and cursing his way around the streets) to satisfy your pitiful need for attention. You are a truly sad human specimen.
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ReplyDeletehave faith and patience collini will deliver
ReplyDeleteGreat read mate. Good to see your succinct analysis and a little tongue in cheek comments to boot. Welcome back. Shame you only face a miserable season followed by parachute payments. Onwards and upwards for LUFC. MOT !!
ReplyDeleteWat a wally he as to be a scum fan n wat a season they had n may it long continue with no champions league n cups n no HOPE lol
ReplyDeleteHF where have you been? I have been running a book and Jail was the odds on favourite please let me know as i have people wanting to know if their bets have come in - Cockney White living in Brum MOT!!!!
ReplyDeleteDavid Hockaday apparently.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahshahahah!!!!!