Well, Nice Guy Brian wasn't messing when he said he wanted to get deals done early this summer! No sooner has the season ended than the Official Site announces the club's first deal of what is sure to prove a roller coaster summer. Yes folks, as the Official Site proudly announced yesterday, season ticket holders and members get a 50% discount at Flamingo World!
The idea of disgruntled Leeds fans rocking up at the theme park desperate for excitement as the play offs begin has a certain wicked appeal. Mind you, the new Leeds United roller coaster ride, entitled the Whites Knuckled Gentle Dipper doesn't sound too promising. Punters climb aboard camel shaped cars and the ride gently climbs up to a height of eight meters, before sliding back down again, before climbing again to a height of eight meters, before sliding back down again, before climbing again to a height of eight meters before sliding back down again, before climbing again to a height of eight meters, before sliding back down again, before...
I thought you were going too say chris dawson has signed a new improved 3 year contract! That should keep the prem.vultures at bay!
ReplyDeleteNormal service resumed you silly little internet troll!
ReplyDeleteA terribly feeble attempt at trolling. One of your weakest yet!
ReplyDeleteIn the past when you've been asked to explain why you write so much about Leeds, you've answered that you do it because 'there's nothing going on at West Ham'.
ReplyDeleteWell I do agree that WH are a boring insignificant club, however you are stretching your credibility somewhat if you think this article represents something 'going on' at Leeds.
It is just another example of your obsession in trying to write something derogetory about Leeds.
No problem if its genuinely funny, but this is really really weak.
white knuckler shuffle in your case hf.and ur a twat
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DeleteHave you shit the bed again? Hammersfannyboy.
ReplyDeleteHahaha i love it
ReplyDeleteThink you could get a job there, i here they are looking for a clown, and you fit the bill.
ReplyDeleteThe games gone crazy
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Ahahaha this is the funniest post you've done!
ReplyDeleteAs mentioned by anonymous, you've completely overlooked the signing our our brightest (unestablished before you mention Byram) to an extended contract, there's nothing like picking and choosing your stories.
ReplyDeleteA woman walked past elland road last week and her umbrella turned inside out in a strong wind,, also in the GIMP news a large number of seagulls have been spotted on brighton pier ,,
ReplyDeleteYou really are a silly little gimp
Oh, no. Someone give her a snickers, quickly!
ReplyDeleteEmbarrassing angle to take considering we genuinely did get a deal done yesterday?!?! Just another impressive youth team member who will play a big part next season. Seems you're slacking a bit on the LUFC newsnow feed, come on mate, up your game!! Happy days :-)
ReplyDeleteWow.everyone else has forgotten about the season while we go off and enjoy the summer with our friends and families,yet you are still writing about leeds.get a life man,seriously.
ReplyDeleteMean while fat Sam unveiled his new evening wear at the west ham "honours" dinner ,,, keep calm and trust in Sam is the logo but i fear the bubble has already burst for this washed up club and the writing is on the wall , or in this case the T shirt , for next season ,
ReplyDelete8 stories about Leeds posted in May, only 1 about the Hammers. 4 Leeds stories on your homepage, none about the Hammers. Closet Leeds fan? Either get over it and support Leeds properly, or stick to what you know. I know that leaves very little...
ReplyDeleteMy prediction for next season: Leeds go up (just through the play offs), West Ham go down (again) and we all piss ourselves at you and your silly little rants
ReplyDeleteOld gag,everyone's already took the piss out of the flamingo land stuff last year,even you. Do you suffer from dementia or are you just thick? Stand by for British Rail jokes next everyone.
ReplyDeletewhat a little knob you are haha
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ReplyDeleteDILDO'S FOR SALE , DILDO'S FOR SALE ,,, roll up roll up ,, massive big Sam dildo's for sale
ReplyDeleteIs that how they hope to fund Byram's wages?
Deleteyouve made some flamingo land joke before you boring old man
ReplyDeleteArsehole
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ReplyDeleteBy the way, your "page view" counter is absolute tosh. You're aggregating all the site hits across all of your "articles" across all time.
ReplyDeleteYou really would be a household name if every post was getting 50,000+ hits.
You git, Hammersfan. Had me excited when I read the title on NewsNow but then I saw the bloody 'Game's Gone Crazy (Weblog)' directly underneath it.
ReplyDeleteVery happy with Brian , haigh and Patel things going the right way now get back to blowing bubbles with the rest of the southern softies
ReplyDeleteshut it shrimpy nob cheese for tea again was it what utter drivel
ReplyDeleteAREE YOU TALKING ABOUT A FLAMINGO LAND THEME PARK RIDE OR YOU & YOUR WIFES BEDROOM ANTICS!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHUNSLET CARR WHITES HAVE IT WID BOTH BARRELS
I have to say as a lifelong Leeds fan, I find your articles on the whole amusing. They more often than not contain a good deal of truth. It saddens me to see the majority of my fellow Leeds people, responding in the clearly Neanderthal manner that they do. It's certainly better than the regurgitated Shi* published by the YEP. Keep them coming mate. MOT :)
ReplyDeleteWhy are you writing to yourself you knob
DeleteYour 'wife' must be pretty ugly for you to be focusing on this kind of shit! Get a life there or take up a hobby that don't entail you getting your arse reemed out everyday by us! MOT
ReplyDeletePS. Hope the Cancer is developing aggressively. MOT.
Do you get 50% off old porno mags at the spammers?
ReplyDeleteRather flamingo land than the empty Olympic stadium youll be playing in. You should have done ground swap with Dagenham
ReplyDeleteSilly little West Ham wanker , you must love your random wanking over the thoughts of leeds , its obvious your in love with everything leeds
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Will you be giving yourself your own little white knucle ride later HF? Maybe you'll have to wait for the next Leeds club statement before you can summon up enough enthusiasm - enjoy!
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