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Tuesday, 5 February 2013

Remy Ruled Out Of QPR's Survival Bid

Bloody hell, it never rains but it pours, and it is now rainforest damp in the Bush! Remy has done an abductor muscle and is out for 2-3 months, leaving Redknapp with the exciting goal scoring options of Zamora, Mackie or Bothroyd!

You have to laugh. Cisse isn't Pele I know, but the one thing he does offer is goals. Zamora is a bit like Carlton, great at the link up stuff but poor when it comes to hitting a barn door from five yards, whilst Bothroyd is Championship class at best and Mackie is...well a trier.

To stay up, the Hula Hoops probably have to win seven games from thirteen, or a win percentage of 53% - better than Chelsea's who currently sit in third place in the table! That may be unfair, given they will draw a few, so call it six wins from 13, or a win percentage of 46%, better than Everton who sit in fifth and Arsenal who occupy sixth!

How the hell is that going to be achieved with Bothroyd, Mackie and / or Zamora up front?

All that money spent and the squad is still hopelessly ill equipped for the Prem! What a cock up! Well played Tony Fernandes!
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9 comments:

  1. Eartwister5 February 2013 at 16:45

    And your information stems from where may I ask.

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  2. R W Rawles5 February 2013 at 17:06

    WHF is "Bothroyd"?

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  3. Unknown5 February 2013 at 18:11

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  4. Unknown5 February 2013 at 18:12

    Haha just what Arry deserves and Remy will sign for the Toon for free in the summer hahahahha love it when a plan works :)

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  5. Anonymous5 February 2013 at 22:43

    I doubt if Remy would sign for puckcastle if he was to join a club in the UK he wont go on a free do you seriously think that after paying about 8 million pounds on him less than a yeat later the owners of any club would allow such an investment to just walk away. I hope that the mackems finish above the magpies.

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  6. Anonymous6 February 2013 at 00:41

    Cool story Bro...

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  7. Anonymous6 February 2013 at 20:48

    Sorry but htis is just desserts for us... poach a player, he costs a fortune, proves himself to be in it just for the money and not just for the fans (mind you dont have many) then gets injured and claims his cash whilst watching from the seats lol... let me know how the Championship is loosers RRRRRRRRRRRRRelegated lol

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  8. Eartwister7 February 2013 at 20:23

    I was first to comment here, asking where you got your information from. There was no reply which I guess means you were just recycling the story that first featured in the Express (like so many others) Ir seems Remy could be fit enough to face the Swans on Saturday, although he won't rushed unless Harry is certain, so more likely Utd in the following fixture. So, there you have in a nut-shell what is wrong with football journalism/writers on all levels.

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  9. Anonymous10 February 2013 at 12:10

    You'll probably go down with us you sad geordie maggot! How bitter can you get ' cos remy signed for us?

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