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Friday, 1 February 2013

Dyer WILL be paid for lying on treatmant table at Middlesbrough

When I scoffed about Miserableboro signing Sick Note Dyer yesterday, smoggies were in a rush to claim that Dyer was on a "Pay if you play deal", just like QPR fans did when I ridiculed their investment in this millstone. But both sets of fans were wrong. Dyer and his agent are too cute for that.

Mowbray has now spilt the beans explaining: " “It’s a slightly complicated deal. It’s not as simple as X amount of pounds for a number of weeks. It suits both sides."

“Kieron is happy and we are happy. If Kieron is unavailable to play then he will not be costing us a lot of money. He can play in an attacking midfield role, but has great versatility. He played right-back for QPR. We will utilise his versatility to best benefit our team."

“Two weeks ago he was at QPR, a Premier League side, playing some matches and scoring in the FA Cup against West Brom. He has been training and playing.”

It's interesting that Mowbray makes the point that Dyer "has been training and playing" as if this is in some way a unique quality. Well it is certainly very unusual for Dyer. Well actually, he always seems able to train and play when he needs a new contract and then, once signed...

Just await the breaking news...Kieron has requested the introduction of an aromatherapist to the medical team and somebody trained in Indian head massage!


13 comments:

  1. Well we'll see, won't we! He may pass Jawdees at the end of this season. In Mogga we trust. UTB

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  2. there's no mention of wages, maybe he means cost of treatment for physios/medical staff.

    you're guessing like everyone else.

    why not adjust your title to 'Dyer MAY be paid for lying on treatmant table at Middlesbrough'?

    or better still 'Dyer MAY be paid for lying on treatmEnt table at Middlesbrough'.

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    1. If the deal involves you paying Dyer's medical bills you will be bankrupt before the end of February!

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  3. Could be £10 if he is injured for all you know.

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  4. what a a pathetic article making a lame cheap shot

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  5. Looks like you Middlesbrough fans could be hf's fixation for next season?

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    1. Oh dear God no. Leeds are my Championship team for next season, and the season after, and the season after that and...

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  6. Who are you? or more precisely what are you?
    What an absolute joke this blog is from a wannnabe journalist. It is nothing short of absolute 'tripe'. Give the gadgy a break will you. Yes, I am a Boro fan, but your self professed know all attitude just re-iterises what a lot of people think of the 'be all and end all southern attitude', it stinks!!

    I remember the lad getting his leg broken, Bristol Rovers wasn't it? and he was playing great at the time. You to me are a sad wannabe who will print anything just to get noticed. Obviously you have me noticed, because I replied to your nonsense blog, but what a load of absolute garbage...

    Up the Boro...

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    1. Funny int it how fans from different clubs (Including his own)see him in the same light? An Absolute joke.

      Oh and by the way Down the boro. MOT

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  7. That's a totally misleading article. The quote misses the part where Mowbray says it will not cost Boro much if he is on the treatment table:

    http://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/article.php?id=3388

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  8. The correct quotations from the interview: http://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/article.php?id=3388

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  9. Here we go then ....http://www.mfc.co.uk/page/news/latest/0,,1~3066167,00.html

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  10. dyer said he had one wish left in football to play for Leeds,the champions-champions of europe.

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